914 The monkeys are safer than you

"Are you the director of Inception and the CEO of DJI drones yourself?"

"How are you prepared to respond to the penalty from Washington?"

"Many netizens said that they threw away the drones at home because of your irresponsible words, do you have anything to say to them?"

"Why are you actively promoting the legislation of drones in China, but ignoring the drone chaos in the United States?"

"I heard that Huaxia is a country with extremely unfree speech, do you have anything to say about it?"

A large group of reporters buzzed like flies, except for the first few words, the fat brother could barely hear a little, and the one that came up from behind was completely inaudible.

"Enough!"

The fat guy yelled, and the scene suddenly fell silent.

But it was quiet for less than a second, and it turned into a vegetable market again......

Fortunately, these sand sculpture reporters also found a problem, as if they had been asking questions all the time, and they didn't give people a chance to answer at all, and slowly, finally a few reporters who had returned to their IQ stopped squeaking, turned on the equipment, and aimed the long guns and short guns at the fat brother.

"There are 800 million netizens in Huaxia, and more than 30 billion pieces of non-duplicate online information can be generated every day. ”

The fat brother paused as he spoke, and the reporters didn't know what this thing was doing all of a sudden.

"With such a large amount of information every day, you tell me that speech is not free? Do you have to allow some people with ulterior motives to propagate terrorist, reactionary, and separatist information in order to be called freedom?"

The fat guy simply can't understand the brain circuits of these people, just because American film and television dramas and literary works can slander the president at will and blow up the White House at will, so they think this is freedom?

Which country has not checked its water meter? Who in the US media dares to pat their chest and say that their own country has not had one?

"Secondly, I want to emphasize again that DJI has never sold any drones to the United States, as for where the 15,000 DJI drones you said came from, I really don't know, and we don't plan to open up the market to the United States, if some people really want to tax, I personally strongly recommend that you can tax those American drone players, this is like our country, if I buy an untaxed car through smuggling, the law of our country is to tax me personally, not to tax General Motors。 ”

"So ......"

As soon as a reporter spoke, he was interrupted again by the fat brother.

"So I don't admit the fine of 20 million at all, if you have to take this money, I suggest you find a debt collection company in Huaxia, after all, I am also very good in Huaxia!"

The first few sentences are still like a little bit, and as I talked, this thing began to be serious again.

"Well, actually...... Hello ......."

Antoine was in a hurry, what the hell are you talking about, you are all people who Lao Tzu paid for, can't you ask some questions related to the movie!

But the truth is cruel to Antoine, the reporters here not only care, but all of them are very concerned, and the friends of the American media are no different from those in China, they are all good people, they are particularly concerned about this kind of topic related to conflict and contradictions, and the Chinese director interviewed is still so tough.

In particular, this director is still well-known in the United States, and reporters can find out what Zhou Ran has done with a little understanding:

Piloting a civil airliner without a license also ploughed American airports to shreds, and in the end it is estimated that the Chinese government fished people away;

In Fort Ike's blatant confrontation with the green beret sent by the United States to "hunt down" him across provinces, Chinese netizens are not good at wearing green hats, but this does not deny that the combat effectiveness of green hats is ranked above Delta and seals, although the fat brother was chased like a dog by the green hat in that battle, he also successfully knocked down a few, and a quarter of a 12-person squad made him retire early.

In the end, the goods got into the Huaxia Embassy and were rescued by the mother's family;

As for the commercial "competition", there are more, the Hollywood bigwigs have been offended by him, and the car makers have also been ruthlessly reorganized by this product in Huaxia, although they later "softened" to GM, but this is enough to show how bad his popularity is.

Everyone counted on their fingers, and suddenly they realized, hey! This thing is really a celebrity!

Seeing that these reporters were chattering endlessly, the fat brother felt that he should turn passive into active, so he opened his arms and hugged all the microphones that reached out in front of him, and then cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Originally, we came here to promote the new film, but it is obvious that our focus is different, do you remember the black guy who drove an off-road vehicle to tease the Los Angeles police on the news two days ago?"

The reporters nodded blankly, they couldn't keep up with the rhythm of this product at all, and they didn't know what the fat brother was doing with that unlucky guy at this time.

When I saw it, I expressed great sorrow, how innocent he seemed to me! Could it be that he was just imprisoned? Did the police really think that they had no responsibility? A small misunderstanding would be infinitely magnified, and in order to satisfy the nihilistic and established self-esteem of some people, it ruined the life of an innocent citizen? Is this still the United States, where even the air is sweet! Come, shout with me! Free America, gun ...... Ah no, happy every day!"

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Fat brother's Chinese speech in the face of the American media was quickly transmitted back to China, and netizens almost laughed when they saw it:

"I bet the last thing he's going to say is that it's going to be a free America, shooting every day!"

"Hahahaha, this thing almost leaked out, I've watched this paragraph N times, the fat guy is really full of laughter!"

"When did he go to the United States to promote a new film? What a new film, why don't we know?"

"Alas, it's Inception, and it's also being released over there. ”

"I just took a ladder to see the black guy that the fat brother said, driving six times!"

"I also watched it, that little black driving basic skills are quite solid. ”

"So what do you think the fat brother is saying this stubble for no reason?"

"Why else, people gave him a fine of 20 million US dollars, and he will come back if he turns the world upside down if he is not in the lair?"

"I really sympathize with the fat brother and daughter-in-law, married to such a master, and the monkeys running all over the mountains are safer than him. ”

…………

At this time, Han Yuyun, who was sympathized with by the majority of netizens, was making a transatlantic phone call to "train her husband".

"You have to remember that you are a person with a wife and children, you have to have three long and two short......"

"You said that I let you go to promote the new film in the past, I want to know that you are the ...... who made trouble in the past"

The fat brother on the other end of the phone was resigned, and he repeatedly promised that he would not fight with anyone, not to do anything with others, and to ensure that no one would be caught at all, so he was a pure enthusiastic crowd, and he was not used to seeing the suffering of the American people before he acted angrily, and the whole matter was taken by those "legal elites", who were only responsible for issuing money.

When the 20 million is spent, he will go back.

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