Chapter 402: Brushing Your Ass (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
When he came home in the evening, the little one was a little sullen.
Of course, Fang Yuan knew the reason.
"Is it because of Sister Yuanyuan and Sister Xiao Shuang?" Fang Yuan said as he hugged her in his arms.
The little one was tired, his hair was all sweaty and clumpy, and his body was covered with mud.
Fang Yuan couldn't bear to let her ride home by herself, but held her in his arms.
The little guy put his arm around his father's neck and nodded.
"Otherwise, tomorrow after school, you go to Sister Yuanyuan's grandmother and Sister Xiao Shuang's grandfather to talk to them, and persuade them to let your sister play with you, okay?"
Fang Yuan felt that these things had to be solved by the little ones themselves, and if they really couldn't solve them, they would intervene again.
But he wasn't sure about these things himself, so he really couldn't do it, so he tried it with Fang's father.
He and Wei Xiaoshuang's grandfather are also drinking friends now, and they often drink, play chess, and chat together, and they have a very good relationship.
"So, don't be unhappy now. Fang Yuan lightly pinched her little face and said.
"Hmm. The little one nodded and laughed happily.
The little one is sad and goes quickly.
When she got home, Lan Caiyi immediately took her to the bathroom to take a shower.
"When she comes back from sweating again, can't she stop riding, the children are almost tired. Fang's mother complained to Fang Yuan.
"I think it's good, the little guy usually eats a lot, if she doesn't exercise, she'll really become a chubby girl, you don't like her to look the same as me before, right?"
Mother Fang was silent when she heard this, thinking about it, it was really a bit scary to think that she really looked like Fang Yuan had grown into a big fat man like Fang Yuan before.
The little guy took a shower and came out of the bathroom and poured a large glass of water directly.
This time it didn't run away, so the hair was blown dry, which made the little one very unhappy.
So it's natural to find something to have fun, like eating.
The biscuits given by Sister Yanan haven't been eaten yet, and they happen to be ready to eat now.
Fang Yuan didn't care about her, the amount of exercise just now was so big, thinking that the little guy was indeed hungry.
"It's okay to eat, but remember to brush your teeth after eating. Fang Yuan explained.
The little guy was wearing a set of little squirrel pajamas, really like a little squirrel, his cheeks were full of stuff, and he nodded when he heard this.
"Eat slowly, and no one will rob you. Fang Yuan poured her a glass of juice.
The little guy hurriedly took a sip and then relieved himself.
"You little guy, do you want to choke yourself to death?" Fang Yuan was really speechless.
The little guy probably knew that he was eating too quickly, so he just giggled.
"Bah, can you talk nonsense?" Father Fang next to him angrily knocked on Fang Yuan's head.
His attack was much heavier than Fang Yuan's knocking on the little guy.
"Dad, don't hit me on the head, I'm going to be stupid. Fang Yuan covered the place where he was beaten, dissatisfied with the authenticity.
Xinxin: "....... ”
Aha, Daddy learns how to talk to me.
"I didn't beat you, and I didn't see how smart you were, what kind of death or not death, pure nonsense. Father Fang's eyes widened and he said dissatisfiedly.
"Well, I was wrong. Fang Yuan decisively admitted.
Although Dad Fang is a little superstitious, he, a person who is not superstitious, thinks that it is not good to say this.
"Xinxin, you just brushed your teeth, why are you eating again?"
Lan Caiyi came out of the bathroom, holding her hair while looking over.
"I'm hungry. The little guy touched his little belly and said weakly.
"Then you're done eating, come and brush your teeth again. Lan Caiyi said.
"It's really troublesome, can't you brush it?" said the little guy dissatisfied.
"No, I can't. Fang Yuan immediately said.
"But I just brushed it!" the little guy leaned at his waist, his eyes wide and round.
"No matter how big your eyes are, you have eaten at noon, why do you have to eat at night, you hurry up and brush my teeth." ”
Fang Yuan grabbed the little guy's little shoulders and sandwiched her between his legs and walked forward.
Seeing them frolicking, Lan Caiyi ignored them and turned back upstairs.
And the little one was involuntarily pushed forward.
So he pouted dissatisfiedly and stepped on Fang Yuan with his little foot.
But she is too small to step on people.
Instead, Fang Yuan pushed her up with the instep of his feet.
The little guy thought it was fun, so he stepped on Fang Yuan's instep with his other foot.
So just like that, the little guy was taken to the bathroom by his father step by step.
Fang Yuan used her small tooth cup to catch the water, and helped her squeeze the toothpaste.
"Brush it carefully, or there will be little worms in your teeth." Fang Yuan scared her.
"Is it Huck and Dick?" asked the little one, looking up.
Fang Yuan was stunned when he heard this: "What Huck and Dick?"
"It's the story of 'Tooth Street' that my grandmother said, Huck and Dick build a house in their teeth. ”
Fang Yuan was a little stunned when he heard this, and then said, "Yes, it's Huck and Dick, they will also build houses in your teeth." ”
The little guy said, "I kind of want them to build a house in my teeth!"
"Ha, if they build a house in your teeth, you won't be able to eat, and you'll have a toothache every day. ”
When the little guy heard this, he was immediately afraid, how could the baby do without eating, he would starve to death.
"Brush carefully, lean forward a little, and don't get the toothpaste on your clothes. ”
Fang Yuan saw her brush up, so he explained, turned around and went out.
But as soon as he came out of the bathroom, the little one came out before he reached the middle of the living room.
"You've finished brushing it so quickly?" Fang Yuan asked in surprise, looking back.
"That's right. She gave Fang Yuan a big little face, but there was still ointment on the corners of her mouth.
"Cleaned?"
"Of course it's clean, I don't believe you smell it. The little guy ran over with his mouth on his mouth and asked him to smell it.
"No, I don't want to smell it. Fang Yuan deliberately pushed her back in disgust.
But I immediately felt that my hands were a little sticky, and when I looked down, I saw that my hands were full of toothpaste.
"Didn't I tell you to be careful when brushing your teeth so that you don't get on your clothes? Look at you, your chest is full of toothpaste. Fang Yuan couldn't laugh or cry.
The little guy didn't quibble when he heard this, he just smirked at him.
"You wait, Daddy will wipe it for you with a wet towel. ”
Fang Yuan was really speechless, turned around and went back to the bathroom, dipped her special small towel in some water and wrung it out.
I wiped the corners of her mouth first, and then helped her wipe the toothpaste on her chest.
But even so, it left a white stain, and this pajamas were just changed at night, so you can't change them again.
"That's it, let's go upstairs and sleep with my mother. Fang Yuan patted her little buttocks.
Then I was just about to get up, and suddenly I found that my hands were also slimy.
"Wait a minute, you turn around. Fang Yuan hurriedly grabbed the little guy who was about to run.
Then he turned her around, and sure enough, she also had a chunk of toothpaste on her ass.
Fang Yuan: "......." ”
"You're so good, you can get all the ointment on your ass by brushing your teeth.
Do you brush your ass?"
"Hmph, you just brushed your ass. The little guy was unhappy when he heard this, and reached out and pecked Fang Yuan's stomach.
"Huh, you still beat people. "Fang Yuan is going to fight.
The little one immediately screamed and ran upstairs, "Mommy, help, your sweet baby is going to be beaten to death by the big bad guy." ”
Fang Yuan: "......." ”
"Don't you run, your ass hasn't been wiped yet?" Fang Yuan shouted from behind.
"Does Xinxin stink?" Fang's mother didn't know where to run out, and said with a happy face.
Fang Yuan: -_-||
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