Chapter 443: This Forced Anger [One Update]
And if the sailors who are deeply touched at this time know Ye Tian's mental activities at this time.
Without hesitation, he flew up and stepped directly on Ye Tian's pretending face, stepping on it fiercely, and the face he stepped on was completely unbelievable.
Of course, no one knows Ye Tian's inner activities now.
So everybody is still in that poem.
And with the appearance of the first barrage, it directly broke the calm of the live broadcast room.
"Woo woo woo~~ Damn anchor, it's making me cry again!"
"It's definitely the best modern poetry I've ever heard. ”
"Great! This modern poem is really wonderful!"
"The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I am standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you, the first sentence made me shed tears, this is the taste of a crush, who has not had a crush. ”
"Oh my God, didn't you notice? Every sentence follows the previous sentence, and I just wrote it down. ”
"What? Send it to me and see!
"Which great god, who recorded the show just now, knelt down and begged to be released, I want to excerpt the poem. ”
"Is this poem original to the anchor, why have I never heard of it?"
"Anchor, what's the name of this poem?"
"It's so beautiful, it's so tear-jerking! I never thought that I, an eight-foot man, would cry because of a poem that was written by the anchor. ”
"I really didn't find it!The anchor is really awesome!Give me a kneel!▄█▀█●"
"Anchor, why are you so good, and I didn't even have the urge to hit you this time. ”
"Poof~ Upstairs, you're too much! It turns out that every time you still have the urge to hit the anchor. ”
"I love my husband too much, husband, I want to give you a monkey, my family has eight buildings, I married you, you will never be short of money. ”
"Hmph~ Little bitch upstairs, get out of here, the anchor's husband is mine. ”
"Phew~ You guys are so shameless, the anchor's husband is obviously mine. ”
......
And the entire live broadcast room exploded instantly, and all the people who seemed to be being pointed out were all unraveled and came out.
That's mushrooming and exploding!
Originally, Ye Tian's neck was stiff, he was uncomfortable, and he couldn't hold on anymore.
I'm already a little discouraged, and sure enough, did I fail this time by pretending to be forced?
Sure enough, he is not suitable to be a literary and artistic youth!
It's better to take the road of a handsome young man.
Of course, although his heart is active and commotionful, his face is still as steady as an old dog.
Ye Tian is ready to give up, after all, it's not a thing to pose like this, and it's also handsome to accept failure calmly, isn't it?
And the next moment, it stopped abruptly.
The live broadcast room, which was originally empty without a barrage, exploded in an instant.
I rub!
This Nima is too coincidental!
Originally, he was about to accept defeat calmly, after all, failure is success success.
Now, of course, let us accept defeat and go to hell!
What kind of failure? Has he ever failed?
Sure enough, he Ye Tian is such a handsome man, how can he be a failure?
These guys were shocked!
It turned out that they were all shocked and speechless!
Sure enough, he Ye Tian is omnipotent, that is, the path of literary and artistic youth, and it is also handy.
I, Ye Tian, am so powerful!
The heart is beautiful, and the face is as calm as a dog.
Keep a calm face, look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and have a hint of melancholy in your eyes, which is perfect with this beautiful starry sky.
His neck didn't hurt at all, and he even had to try to keep it up.
Of course, in fact, the eyes are looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room in the void in front of them.
Yes, yes, this barrage is good, praise him!
Yes, yes, this barrage is not bad, he Ye Tian is so good, there is no way!
Uh-huh, this barrage is not bad, he even said that he is handsome, he wants to give birth to a monkey, and he has eight buildings at home, so excited! If he marries, he probably doesn't have to struggle for the rest of his life, so entangled! I just don't know what he looks like.
Hmm? This poem can't be found?
Won't put!
Such a coincidence?
This poem is so famous that you can't even search for it?
Could it be....???
Ye Tian: "System son, help me Baidu, is there really no such poem in this world?"
System: "... Host, when you can call me next time, don't you bring the last two words?"
"Oh! ”
Ye Tian: "System son, hurry up Baidu." ”
System: "MMP... Host, can you please not be so shameless?"
Ye Tian: "It's called Shunkou, anyway, hurry up and take a look! Don't let me pretend to be forced, and then I didn't pretend, and I was slapped in the face." ”
System: "No, the host can rest assured!"
Ye Tian: "Then I'm relieved, thank you, son of the system." ”
System: "......"
Ma Dan, this is not Bilian's host, and he really responded to it casually, and he didn't take his request to heart at all.
And what it wants to say is that it is not a Baidu expert!
Do you need it to answer this problem?
There was silence for a long time!
Forget it, let's talk about it next time!
Ye Tian still maintained a 45-degree posture, and under the attention of everyone, he spoke again: "This poem is called "The Farthest Distance in the World". ”
This is said very pretentiously and very flattering.
Especially the last sentence, it was the finishing touch, Ye Tian's face still looked calm, but the moment this sentence was spoken, the pores of the whole person opened.
This is forced, it's so cool to pretend!
I finally know why those richest people like to pretend so much!
It turns out that it feels awesome to pretend to be forced!
No, the barrage in the live broadcast room paused for this sudden outburst of compulsion.
“666”
“6666”
"God is like that. ”
"Feel something, create on the spot!"
"Mom, I can't stand it in my heart, anchor, it seems that I can't stand you this day, your coercion hurt me through the live broadcast room, and I lost money. ”
"I'm going to kneel on this forced pretend!"
"When it comes to pretending to be kung fu, I will serve the anchor. ”
"Damn, this forced pretending to be sober and refined, the first time I heard it, it made people feel angry, the aftermath lingered, three days endlessly, it is really the best in the world!"
"666...Upstairs, this sycophant is on his knees. ”
"Anchor, there is a kind of saying this in front of me, believe it or not, I will slap my size 58 shoes on your face every minute, and let you know the price of pretending. ”
A large number of sailors were forced to Ye Tian to pretend to be suddenly, and they were so shocked that they shouted 666.
After all, everyone is obviously complimenting, and this product suddenly feels average.
It was the impact of the invisible qi on everyone's soul.
At the same time, the water friend who asked about the long-distance relationship before finally sent a longer barrage:
"I see, thank you, streamer! In fact, I was very confused about the future, because my girlfriend just went abroad last week, and it was beyond the scope of long-distance relationship, after all, she went to Europe, and I was in Asia, this is no longer a simple distance that can be crossed, the long-distance relationship is already very painful, this long-distance relationship has made me very desperate, I have been confused, has been hesitating, should I end this relationship with no future at all, but I listened to your poem, and finally understood, birds and fish, what a desperate distance, their worlds are different, and she and I are still in the same world, just a little farther, we can still see each other on a plane, why can't we be togetherI love her, tomorrow I will go to her, I will stand in front of her and let her know that I love her. ”