Chapter 226: Donor, Are You Selling Children Here?
As the sun sets, the sky gets darker.
A small mountain village outside the Jiangnan region.
Cao Delian sat at the door of his old house, smoking silently. After pumping one after another, he finally seemed to have made up his mind.
He returned to the house and opened the small door of the closet, revealing all kinds of Buddha and god statues inside.
"All the gods who know and don't know, my old Cao will wash his hands after this vote, so please bless me and let me do a good job in the last vote. In the future, I will change my appearance, and I will definitely make a golden body for all your gods. After Cao De finished the incense, he also put a few fruits and other offerings in a decent manner.
Then he carefully closed the closet door and exhaled deeply.
The last vote, today is definitely the last vote! After doing it, wash your hands and don't dry it, change your face and change your identity to live in another place, Cao Delian said secretly in his heart.
Then he tidied up his clothes a little, turned around and prepared to leave the old house and go out in search of the last vote.
When he turned around, he suddenly saw a little monk appear at the door of his house.
The little monk looked about eight years old, with a round face, so cute that people wanted to pinch his face and twist it twice when they saw him.
Moreover, the little monk tried his best to put on a serious face, and this action increased his cuteness value to a higher level.
This little guy, if he pulls it out and sells it, there must be a lot of people who are crazy about buying it with money, right? Cao Delian was sick in his heart, and secretly guessed.
When Cao Delian was thinking about it, he saw the little monk clasping his hands together. He saluted: "Hello donor." Is the donor of Cao Delian at home?"
Hey. Does the little monk know my name?
Cao Delian was puzzled, but he still returned the salute decently and said, "Hello, little master." I am Cao Delian. ”
"That's right. The little monk showed a relieved look on his face: "The little monk has something to find Master Cao, by the way, is it convenient for the little monk to enter the house to talk?"
Cao Delian was stunned, but he still nodded and welcomed the little monk into the room.
And then. Cao Delian asked cautiously: "I don't know what the little master is looking for me? Did someone ask you to bring a message?"
"It's not. The little monk saluted again and said, "The little monk is looking for Master Cao, because he has something to do to find you." The little monk also inquired in many ways today, and only then did he inquire about your residence, Master Cao. ”
Cao Delian was confused and asked, "I don't know what the little master is looking for me?"
"That's the case! I heard that Master Cao Shi is a place where you specialize in selling children, right?" The little monk showed an innocent smile: "Then I want to ask, Master Cao, do you accept children here?"
When he said this, the little monk blushed a little and said, "If you buy a child, how do you look at the little monk?" Although I am six years old, I feel that I am still quite cute. If you're going to buy it. How about I'll sell you 5,000 dollars?"
Cao Delian's expression at this time was an enlarged version of his bewilderment.
What kind of god is this? Is it pestering me? Or is it teasing me?
The little monk saw him stunned. Thinking that the price was not appropriate, he said bitterly: "Can't it? It can't be less, the little monk wants to have hemorrhoids surgery, at least 5,000 yuan. The little monk only had a thousand yuan in his hand. ”
Cao Delian continued to be confused......
"Isn't it okay to have four thousand? But it can't be less, and if it is less, the little monk won't be able to have hemorrhoids surgery at all." The little monk frowned.
Do hemorrhoids surgery? 4,000 less? So sell yourself?
What kind of logical thinking is this?
After a while, Cao Delian asked out loud: "Little master, don't be joking. What about your family?"
The little monk thought for a while and replied, "In a far, far away place, it takes four or five hours to fly in the sky. ”
In other words, does it take four or five hours to fly? It's a long way.
Cao Delian felt a faint pain in his stomach: "Then how did you come here?"
"I sneaked out of the temple with my master on my back, and after flying in the air for four or five hours, I arrived in the Jiangnan area. Then I met an acquaintance and stayed at his house for one night. But...... Today, the little monk came out to make money by himself, and he ran out again. The little monk replied honestly - because the monks do not speak.
When Cao Delian heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
The stomach pain was cured without medicine, and besides, his heart faintly sped up a little - could it be that the little monk in front of him was the last money that those gods blessed him and let him earn?
This little monk has a good foundation, with fine skin and tender meat, long and handsome. And only six years old. Although the way of thinking in the head is a little strange, these things can be taught.
So, after thinking for a while, he asked, "What about your acquaintance?"
The little monk replied, "I don't know, he went out with another senior and didn't come back for most of the day." That's why I came out alone. Master Cao, why do you ask these questions? You answer the little monk, can you buy the little monk for 4,000 yuan? If you don't buy it, the little monk will have to go to another house to ask!"
What a godsend! Cao Delian clenched his fists excitedly--he even thought of many ways for himself.
As long as this little monk is successfully sold, maybe he will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life. This is definitely the harvest of praying for blessings to various gods day and night.
At this time, he had already moved his mind to abduct and sell this little monk.
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However, Cao Delian is a careful person, he first went out cautiously, and his eyes swept around his door. There was no one in ambush outside, and it didn't seem to be a trick.
This little monk really has a hole in his brain, and he came to sell himself.
Great, as long as I kidnap the little monk out of the southeast region and turn him to other cities, I can find a seller and sell it for a big price! At that time, even if the little monk's acquaintance finds out that something is wrong, he will run away without a trace.
Thinking of this, Cao Delian returned to the room and said, "Do you really want to sell yourself?"
"Of course, the little monk urgently needs money to cure hemorrhoids. The little monk nodded.
Well, hemorrhoids are hemorrhoids!
"Okay, you come with me!" Cao Delian said to the little monk.
After that, Cao Delian casually packed up some salutes and came to the broken car at the door.
Cao Delian's eyes softened, and he said to the little monk: "Get in the car, uncle will take you to a nearby city!"
"Master Cao, are you going to buy me?" the little monk's eyebrows showed joy.
"Yes, you come up with me!" Cao Delian replied, opening the back door of the broken car at the same time and motioning for the little monk to sit on.
The little monk didn't get into the car right away, but stretched out his palm: "Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, since you bought the little monk, then pay the little monk first, and then the little monk can deliver the goods." ”
This little monk really has a hole in his brain!
However, seeing the little monk's determined face, Cao Delian gritted his teeth, took out his wallet and nodded, and took out four thousand red tickets and handed them to the little monk: "Here, four thousand yuan!"
Anyway, when he waits in the next city, he can stun the little monk, and the four thousand yuan is not back in his pocket?
The little monk nodded carefully, and then put away the money with satisfaction: "No problem, Master Cao." The little monk will sell himself to you! Then, how about we go to make a hemorrhoid hand first?"
Lying on the grass, the pit in the brain is really big. Cao Delian complained in his heart, but still replied: "Let's go to another place for surgery! The medical regulations there are better, minimally invasive treatment, and painless abortion." Minimally invasive treatment, no pain at all, no recurrence after surgery. ”
The little monk nodded as if he didn't understand: "Okay, since Master Cao said so, then go to the place you said to treat hemorrhoids." ”
Then, the little monk obediently climbed into the back seat of the car.
Cao Delian was excited in his heart, started his broken car, roared on the accelerator, and drove forward quickly.
This person, if you really have to have faith, no matter what god you are, you can offer some incense, and there will always be a top one. Wowhaha.
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In the building of the pharmacist.
Song Shuhang asked, "Doudou, can you find the little monk?"
Doudou squatted and sittened, sticking out his tongue to sell cuteness, and then tilted his head and said, "Of course you can, Wang! With my sense of smell, it is easy to find the little monk." ”
Song Shuhang immediately diligently opened a package of chicken-flavored dog food and handed it to Doudou: "Then Doudou is doing me a favor and getting the little monk back?"
Doudou took the dog food with his front paws, poured a bag into his mouth, chewed, and swallowed. Then, it continued to tilt its head and said, "What about the benefits?"
If you want to ask Doudou for help, you either have to give it a satisfactory benefit, or it will be in a good mood one day.
Song Shuhang thought for a while and said, "I can teach you how to drive!" Then there is a chance that I will find a place where there is no one and let you drive a few laps to play?"
Beanie rolled its eyes, stuck out its tongue, and simply rolled on the ground. Obviously, the conditions that Song Shuhang said could not impress it.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said: "After you are more proficient in driving, we can choose a car engraved with the 'Invisible Formation, Anti-Reconnaissance Formation', and then you can drive out and drag fast!
As soon as his voice fell, Doudou immediately rolled up from the ground: "No problem, leave it to me!" Wang, I will be able to find the little monk soon, and then inform you to bring him back. Wang!"
With that, Doudou rolled up from the ground, triumphantly out of the window, and flew out.
After Doudou stayed away, Song Shuhang couldn't wait to slap himself hard, his mouth was too fast just now, and he actually agreed to accompany Doudou to drag race?
I'm going to go to the hospital in a few days, and it's best to come back with a bottle of 'quick-acting heart pills' or something, he always feels that his big heart is a little overwhelmed in the end.
"Shuhang, are you free?" At this time, Senior Bai, who was looking up information on the computer, turned his head and asked.
"Yes. Song Shuhang replied, after a trip to practice for a while in the evening, it was all free time.
"I'll teach you to refine the 'Qi and Blood Pill' that night, I said last time, you will teach you to refine it if you have all the materials. Senior Bai said. (To be continued.) )