Chapter 264, we call this kind of behavior a slap in the face!
Chapter 264, we call this kind of behavior a slap in the face!
"I think Uncle Xiao wears this white robe well, he looks very spiritual, he looks like a prince charming at a glance---- our ageless male god Andy Lau also said that if a man wants to be handsome, he must wear a white ----," Fang Yingying said with a robe in his hand.
"I think it's better to wear black. The black looks capable, serious, and cold, if Uncle Xiao can't beat the old monster in the Chiba Army, it will be convenient for him to slip away in this clothes----- think about it, the whole mountain is black, Uncle Xiao is hiding in the woods and hiding behind the stones in this clothes, where can I find the Chiba Army?"
Syllable!
Fang Yingying stretched out his hand to pump Fang Haohan's head, but he didn't expect Fang Haohan to be on guard against his move now, Fang Yingying's palm just stretched out, and he was slapped crooked by Fang Haohan.
Fang Yingying was furious, obviously because the back of his hand hurt, but he pointed at Fang Haohan and scolded: "Fang Haohan, you idiot, how can you increase their morale to destroy the prestige of the little uncle---- now that the big war is coming, what do you mean that the little uncle can't beat the Chiba Army?"
"I didn't say that Uncle Xiao couldn't beat the Chiba Army. Fang Haohan explained. "I mean, if Uncle Xiao can't beat the Chiba Army----"
"Yes, that's what you said. You are extremely distrustful of Uncle Xiao. If there is no if, Uncle Xiao will definitely be able to beat the Chiba Army. Fang Yingying shouted angrily. "If Uncle Xiao can't defeat the Chiba Army, the two of us will have to go back to Yanjing. Others will disdain and laugh at us, and Miss Ye may beat us both up every day when she is angry-----"
"You think beautifully. Fang Haohan said. "Do you think anyone can let Miss Ye make a move?"
"You -----"
Syllable!
Fang Yingying was slapped on the head, Fang Haohan turned around and wanted to run, but he was still slapped on the head.
Fang Yan had just finished bathing, walked out in a white shirt, and said, "Are you two annoying? I was soaking in the bathtub and wanted to be quiet for a while, when I heard you two idiots buzzing like two flies, making people's ears not quiet----
Fang Yingying's head was burning with pain, but he looked at Fang Yan with a flattering face and said, "Little uncle, we are choosing tonight's battle robe for you---- I think with your temperament is the most suitable to wear white, Ximen Blowing Snow is wearing white." One man, one sword, one white robe, standing on the roof of the palace----"
"No culture, that's the Forbidden City. Fang Haohan said disdainfully.
"That's the roof, too. Fang Yingying said. "Uncle Xiao likes Ximen blowing snow the most, so I think you should wear a white robe. ”
"Who said that I like Ximen blowing snow the most? I like Chu Liuxiang the most. Fang Yan said angrily.
"Why?" Fang Yingying couldn't understand Uncle Xiao's hobby. The name Simon Blowing Snow sounds so cool that it makes people tremble all over. Others pick up girls by their faces, you just need to hand out your business card and the girl will go back with you.
"Chu Liuxiang has a lot of wives. Fang Yan said. "Which one do you think I look good in?"
"White. ”
"Black. ”
There is still a huge difference in the views of Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, and there is a dispute between black and white.
"I look good in everything. Fang Yan said.
He took the white robe from Fang Yingying's hand, and then draped the dress over himself. He took the black robe from Fang Haohan's hand again, and draped the black robe over his body.
The white robe is the lining, and the black robe is the face. He wore all the hearts of both of them on his body.
Seeing Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan's solemn expressions and sad eyes, I knew that the two of them were moved by their behavior.
Fang Yan patted Fang Yingying's shoulder, patted Fang Haohan's head again, and said with a smile: "It's okay, the weather is cold, wear more clothes to keep out the cold---- if the Chiba Military Department is frozen to death on the peak of Yijian Peak, then didn't I pick up a big bargain?"
Fang Yingying's face was full of regret, and he said, "I already knew that I would prepare a piece of armor for Uncle Xiao----"
"Yes. It's good to buy a Transformers suit and wear it on your body----"
"------" Fang Yan gritted his teeth and looked at these two bastards, eager to knead them into a meat ball. Do they think they are greedy for life and afraid of death by wearing an extra piece of clothing?
Fang Yingying stood at the gate of the school for a long time before a taxi slowly stopped beside them.
"Where?" asked the taxi driver, looking at the three strange-looking guys in front of him. Of course, he didn't open the car door easily.
"One Sword Peak. Fang Yingying said expressionlessly.
"It's too far away, not going. Before the words landed, the car had already disappeared.
"Uncle Junior, those taxi drivers have treated us as kidnappers---- Fang Yingying said angrily.
This is already the sixth taxi they have stopped, and every taxi driver sees the expressions of the three of them, and after hearing about the destination they are going to arrive at this time, he drives and ----- is not going to Yijian Peak, why are you so nervous, we are really not kidnappers, are we not kidnappers wearing such formal kidnappers?"
Fang Yan's heart was extremely sad, he was going to win glory for the country, he was going to fight the iron-blooded man of the Oriental Sword God to the death---- why couldn't he even get a taxi? That's how you treat national heroes?
Fang Yan suddenly felt that he would never love again, and wanted to turn around and go back to sleep.
"With a ride-hailing app. Fang Haohan said. "I set a tip of fifty dollars. ”
Thankfully, with this fifty dollar tip, a taxi finally took the initiative to stop by them.
"To Yijian Peak?" asked the black-faced taxi driver.
When Fang Yanfang, the hero of Fang Yanfang, was about to think of a reason to explain why he went to Yijian Peak in the middle of the night, the taxi driver had already asked the second question: "Go to see the competition?"
"You already know?" Fang Yan asked as he looked at the taxi brother in shock.
"Hey, I've sent two batches of people over. The taxi driver said proudly. "Otherwise, who wants to run to that place with this black light?"
"Did a lot of people come over?"
"Many. It is said that the Guanyin platform below Yijian Peak is almost crowded. ”
"This kind of peerless master's competition, ordinary people can't watch it, right?" Fang Yan said. I thought to myself, it was a big loss not to sell tickets in advance.
"Phew, how can there be any peerless masters these days? Isn't it the boasting of the two gods who want to be famous? What Tai Chi Grandmaster? What Oriental Sword God? I guess it's not as exciting as the "Wulin Wind" I watch every night----
Fang Yan touched his face, but fortunately there was no saliva. For the sake of relying on him to drive to find the way, Fang Yanqiang resisted the urge to kill people.
Fang Yingying understood Fang Yan's mood and whispered, "Little uncle, I can also drive." ”
"Shut up. Fang Yan said.
The taxi driver drove the car to Guanyin Terrace and refused to leave, saying: "A total of one hundred and sixteen, plus the tip you said is fifty, a total of two hundred and one ---- buddy, do you want to **?"
Fang Yan looked at the dense crowd on the Guanyin Platform and said, "Master, can you walk up there?" ”
"Ouch buddy, it's not that I don't want to go, look at what the front is jammed into? "The taxi driver complained.
Fang Yingying paid, and the group got out of the car and walked towards the peak of Yijian Peak.
"Melon Seed Peanut Beer Telescope -----"
Hey, there's still some people running over here to do business. These businessmen are really pervasive.
Yijian Peak is an unexplored mountain range, and was previously the stronghold of the Bikers. Today, the mountain road is full of cars, and the bikers have no chance to come and play. However, they parked their gorgeous sports cars on the Guanyin platform, and the amazement and envy they received were even more proud than they had won a hundred drag racing championships.
The further up the mountain road became, the more rugged it became, and eventually there was no way out. This is also the reason why most people stay at Kannon Terrace, because climbing the mountain in the middle of the night is very dangerous. If you accidentally roll down, you may not even be able to die.
Of course, such a steepness is not an obstacle for Fang Yan and Fang Yingying, Fang Haohan. They ran to the top of the peak as fast as they could, and looked at the moon buds in the sky and became distracted.
"It's cold. Fang Haohan said. Uncle Xiao is so smart that he put on two coats in advance.
Fang Yingying didn't speak, he stood on the top of the mountain with his head held high, bathed in the cool breeze and moonlight, as if he was about to usher in a life-and-death battle.
It's a wonderful sense of substitution!
Who doesn't want to stand on the highest peak of the world?
At this moment, a white figure quickly rushed towards the mountain.
His body is like a white ape, like a cheetah, like a born immortal. You don't have to climb with both hands, you can already jump several meters with your feet. Those strange stones and barbed thorns did not bother him in any way.
In an instant, the Chiba Military Department was already standing in front of Fang Yan.
"You're punctual. Chiba said with a smile.
"This is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation. Fang Yan said.
The Chiba military department pointed to the crowd on the mountainside and said, "There are many people who have come----
"It's normal for a master like me to have three or five hundred fans. They'd love to see me beat you. ”
Chiba Bingbu chuckled and said: "Someone deliberately put out the news, they want you to die, to be defeated under the gaze of countless people, and they hope that you will be ruined---- it seems that your popularity is not ordinary." ”
A wise man like Chiba Bingbu knows the whole picture by taking a peek at a leaf. When you look at the crowd below, you understand that there is another group of people behind this battle who are manipulating and pushing. Moreover, it is a group of people who are very unkind to Fang Yan.
Of course, when the Chiba Military Department talked about this topic with Fang Yan before the big war, it was naturally not very kind.
"I just like to defeat you backhand when everyone else wants to see me defeated by you," Fang Yan said with a smile---- "We call this kind of behavior ----- slap in the face. ”
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