Chapter 393: I, Brother Pingtou, Never Hold Grudges [Asking for a Reward]
Syllable!
Brother Pingtou was directly slapped on the heel.
The whole face was on the ground.
I saw a fresh hare that had just been bitten to death on the rock, and the blood was still flowing, staining the rock face below.
Mom sells batches!
That's right, this product treats Ye Tian as a cook.
The hell just woke up, and this thing actually wanted Ye Tian to cook for it, no wonder he looked impatient just now.
"Roll the calf!" Ye Tian yelled angrily.
The mood that I was in when I woke up was ruined by this guy in an instant.
"Woo woo~~"
Brother Pingtou got up again from the ground, looking aggrieved.
It just wants to have breakfast, doesn't it go and catch its prey?
Fortunately, it can't speak, if it says it, it is estimated that it will be pressed to the ground by Ye Tian.
Well, that's why you asked me to be a cook, right?
Then Ye Tian began to make a fire, make wild vegetable soup, thought about it, and by the way, he skinned the dead hare, the blade came out of the sheath, and it was bloody and bloody, but it was unfortunately used by Ye Tian as a kitchen knife, and it was very slippery, and then cleaned it, cut a piece of wood, inserted it directly, smeared a layer of honey, and began to roast it on the fire.
For a while, the aroma of meat overflowed.
In the morning, I started to get greasy and started a new and beautiful day.
When the Pingtou brother on the side saw this scene, he immediately rushed to Ye Tian's feet, looking at it with light in his eyes, completely forgetting what happened before.
I, Brother Pingtou, never hold grudges!
Well, as long as there is food, there is no hatred, you hit me on the right cheek, and I will send you yesterday.
Ye Tian pursed his lips when he saw this scene.
The guy who has no discipline, it's too undisciplined.
Wang Dafu soon woke up, and when he saw Ye Tian roasting rabbit meat early in the morning, his eyes lit up.
"Brother Tian, you caught your prey early in the morning!" Wang Dafu said.
"I didn't catch it, I caught it. Ye Tian gestured to the flat-headed brother at his feet and said, "I got up earlier than me, and when I came together, I saw that the rabbit was ready." ”
"I'm going~ Brother Pingtou is awesome!" Wang Dafu looked at Brother Pingtou and shouted: "It is worthy of being a pet who follows Brother Tian." ”
also slapped a sycophant.
"Yes!" Ye Tian was indifferent, and even wanted to laugh a little: "It's much stronger than a guy who can only eat, and he also follows me, why is there such a big gap between you?"
Wang Dafu's face was full of embarrassment, and then he said a little angrily: "..... Ahem~~, Brother Tian, can you not compare me to a brute?"
The horse's ass was slapped on the horse's buttocks, and the horse not only farted at him, but also gave him a kick.
How can man be compared to an animal? Man is the creature at the top of the food chain!
"Yes. ”
Ye Tianmu didn't squint, rolled the roast rabbit, and said again: "Then do you want to compare with me?"
Thump!
When Wang Dafu heard this, he instantly knelt down, wanting to cry without tears: "Brother Tian, you still compare me to Brother Pingtou!"
Compared with Ye Tianbi, that is a loss of mind.
It's disgusting that I'm not mentally retarded enough, not idiot enough!
Or with the flat-headed brother who can only eat, and knows how to cause trouble all day long, than the one!
In this way, at the very least...... The loss is not too bad!
Win? That's impossible.
When he ate it at the end, Ye Tian tore off a rabbit head with more bones and less meat and threw it to Brother Pingtou, and then the rest, Ye Tian and Wang Dafu ate them all.
When eating, the flat-headed brother who grabbed the rabbit's head with two paws ate bite by bite, bit and click, and looked up from time to time to watch the two of them eat meat in a big gulp, always feeling so aggrieved.
Obviously he caught it, but he only gave it a rabbit leg, or a rabbit head with no meat.
It's a pity that it can't speak.
Wang Dafu also seemed to feel the gaze from Brother Pingtou, after all, it was the fruit of other people's labor, and couldn't help but say: "Brother Tian, isn't it a bit excessive? After all, it is the prey caught by Brother Pingtou, we are like this, does it seem that the big is bullying the small?"
Ye Tian raised his head, glanced at Wang Dafu, nodded, and said, "It seems to be." ”
Then, in Wang Dafu's stunned eyes, Ye Tian tore off the very attractive rabbit leg from the piece of rabbit meat in Wang Dafu's hand and threw it to Brother Pingtou.
Brother Pingtou immediately stepped forward, holding the rabbit's head in his paws, his mouth opened without hesitation, biting the rabbit leg that was thrown over, and then began to eat it deliciously.
Ye Tian said with satisfaction: "Now you are balanced!"
Wang Dafu: "....... Balanced. ”
Wang Dafu said these three words from between his teeth, how stiff and stiff the smile was.
In fact, at this time, he has 10,000 sentences in his heart to talk about!
That rabbit leg, he wanted to save the last to eat, and the meat obviously looked delicious!
But what the hell is ...... now? Gone!
I knew that I wouldn't speak, why did I have to be cheap.
Balance the eggs!
That's obviously his rabbit leg!
Looking at the beautiful food of Brother Pingtou, Wang Dafu's eyes glared at it viciously, but unfortunately Brother Pingtou was indifferent.
Well, this rabbit leg is so damn good!
Ye Tian didn't eat the rabbit leg, he took the rabbit leg and gnawed it with a smile, and took a bite of the fresh and natural wild vegetable soup by the way, and his heart was delicious.
mainly looked at Wang Dafu's appearance of staring at Brother Pingtou viciously, it was almost the same as the enemy, and it was completely different from the appearance of the previous persuasion.
Suddenly it tastes even more delicious.
That's it.
As long as their own interests are not harmed, they will stand on the moral high ground, sympathize with those who are weaker, and condemn those who benefit.
This is the weakness of human nature, and it is also the compassion of human compassion.
However, once one's own interests are harmed, it is completely different.
Regardless of your weakness, you have a fart relationship with me.
At the same time, they think that the part of themselves that they have lost is gained by those who they originally thought were pitiful, because of their suffering, well, those people are bad people.
After eating the rabbit leg, the flat-headed brother looked excited, today's breakfast is really great for it!
Well, I'm going to do that next time.
Sure enough, the flat-headed brother who got up early had rabbit legs to eat.
Therefore, when he set off, he was in the lead, rushing to the front, and the dog-legged flat-headed brother was incisive, and for Ye Tian's words, he was loyal and dutiful, and he was on call.
Wang Dafu on the side looked depressed, because what he said, Brother Pingtou ignored him and didn't look at him.
The rabbit leg he ate in the morning was clearly his own, so why didn't he listen to him?
He was reflecting, obviously everyone is speaking Chinese, why did he say it himself, but Brother Pingtou didn't react?
After reflecting for a long time, he finally found ...... Find an egg!
This can find a hair!
There is a big shadow in my heart.