Chapter 99: Taoist Temples Can't Eat White Food
"This thing is really a bit mysterious. ”
Lao Hu's face was pitch black, he took a few puffs of cigarette violently, and said, "We are probably targeted by that little Taoist." ”
"I also think it's too mysterious, and it's not a good thing to go down the mountain until now. ”
Everyone thought that the little Taoist priest had done some evil magic on them.
Otherwise, people can be unlucky to be like this?
"What should I do?"
"Go up and hack that kid to death?"
"Can you cut it? People don't need the wolf gang to kill us in seconds. ”
"What then?"
"I don't think it's that serious. As soon as Xu Jin spoke, everyone looked at him.
Usually, if the company can't solve anything, he will find a way.
It can be said that he is the company's think tank.
"We just fell a few times, what is it? The road didn't dry out when it rained, and there was no big road on this mountain, so wrestling was normal. Xu Jin saw that everyone was looking at him, and said very flatly.
Someone said: "How many times is this called? We've fallen a thousand times in total, right? The chrysanthemums are almost rotten." ”
"Even if the wrestling is normal, the flat tire is normal? ”
Xu Jin chuckled and said, "Of course it's normal, how many years have these cars been driven? I haven't seen you maintain them, and a flat tire is not a big deal." These are all things that science can explain, don't believe in any ghosts and gods. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a stone rolled down the hillside by the roadside.
"Be careful!"
Someone pushed him.
The stone rolled in front of his eyes and smashed into the car to a halt.
Everyone swallowed their saliva, Xu Jin still had a cigarette in his mouth, and the whole person was stunned.
If he hadn't been pushed, the stone would have run over him.
If you don't die, you have to shed your skin.
"This..."Xu Jin broke out in a cold sweat, but he still managed to calm down: "It's okay, it's a coincidence, it's all a coincidence." What's that, hurry up and call a trailer. ”
Everyone looked at him, and then at Lao Hu.
Lao Hu shook his head: "Let's go back first." ”
......
Mountains.
Chen Yang was cooking when he heard Lao Hei hissing at the door.
"Got guests?"
Chen Yang put the dishes on the plate, walked out, and saw the big bad wolf standing at the door of the backyard.
"Come in. Chen Yang greeted and asked casually, "Have you eaten?"
The big bad wolf was just about to nod, his nose moved, and he immediately shook his head: "I didn't eat it." ”
Chen Yang saw this little action clearly.
"Didn't I give you spiritual food?"
The big bad wolf said that it was all for the little brothers.
Chen Yang believes that it has ghosts.
It's enough to eat and drink, and I don't even want the dignity of the leader.
"Lao Hei, you entertain me, I'll go to the vegetable garden and pick some vegetables. ”
With one more wolf, this order is definitely not enough to eat.
Fortunately, the seeds planted recently are all ordinary seeds, and although the taste and nutrition are not as good as the spirit seeds, they are not comparable to ordinary vegetables.
Lao Hei twisted his body, climbed in front, and took the big bad wolf to visit the Taoist temple little by little.
"This is the main hall, and I usually listen to him recite the scriptures here. Old Black held his head high, with a slight sense of superiority.
The big bad wolf stared at Zixiao Palace and asked, "What is written on it?"
"I don't know, I'll take you to the tree, the big tree has been there for a long time. ”
"I know. ”
"Can you know better than I do?"
"I've outlived you. ”
Black: "......"
After turning around, Chen Yang had already brought the last dish to the table.
He took an extra bowl, filled it with rice and vegetables, and put it on the table.
grabbed the chopsticks and said, "Open the meal." ”
"Huh~" Lao Hei has practiced the habit for many days, even in the face of the round bowl, it can be eaten very easily.
The big bad wolf put his two paws together, bent his head at Chen Yang, and then picked up the bowl and "snorted".
After eating, Chen Yang saw Lao Hei hanging on the stool and didn't move for a long time, and said, "Don't be lazy, go wash the dishes." ”
The old black tail pointed at the big bad wolf and said, "Why doesn't it have to be washed?"
The big bad wolf was right: "I won't." ”
Chen Yang coughed and said, "Big Ash, you can't eat white food here with me." If you want to eat in the future, you'll have to work. ”
The big bad wolf held his head high and said, "I am the leader of the wolf pack, and I never have to work. ”
"It's not a pack of wolves, and if you don't work, you won't eat. Old Black said disdainfully.
Chen Yang nodded: "Lao Hei is right, if you don't work, you won't have anything to eat in the future." ”
The big bad wolf stretched out his paws, drew circles on the ground, thought for a long time, and finally said, "I work." ”
"That's right. Chen Yang grinned and said, "The work of washing dishes is already old, so let's do it, you will be responsible for carrying water in the future." You know where to fetch water, right?"
The big bad wolf nodded, indicating that he knew.
Chen Yang led him to familiarize himself with the location of the water tank and bucket, and then he was a little worried.
It must not be able to pick up the flat burden, otherwise the bucket full of water will be shaken by it.
"Wait a minute. ”
Chen Yang entered the firewood room, took a firewood knife, and then went to the bamboo forest to cut two bamboos.
The big bad wolf didn't know what he was doing, so he watched as he was very fast in his hand, splitting the bamboo into strips of consistent thickness.
After more than an hour, two bamboo baskets were braided.
Chen Yang put the wooden barrel in and tried it, and the size was just right.
It's just not very able to bear weight, and it is estimated that it will have to be replaced after a period of time.
He took a discarded blanket from the bedroom, put it on the big bad wolf's back, tied it to a bamboo basket with coarse strips of cloth, and put it on the big bad wolf's back.
Then I put the barrel in and tried it, and it was perfect.
"After filling the water, separate the two bamboo baskets, and get your head under the strip of cloth, you can pick it up. ”
Chen Yang taught it how to use it by hand.
The big bad wolf tried it and it was great.
Chen Yang sat at the stone table, took out his mobile phone, and was about to find Xuanyu, but Xuanyu took the initiative to send a WeChat message.
"I sent you something, remember to sign for it when you get back. ”
"What's that?"
"Souvenirs. Xuanyu said: "I'm going up the mountain, I won't tell you." ”
"You haven't gone up the mountain yet?" It's been a few days, could it be that he's been fooling around outside these days?
Xuanyu said angrily: "Something happened to Baiyunguan, I have been dealing with it for the past few days, how can I have time to go up the mountain?" ”
Chen Yang said: "You send me Song Jingwei's number." ”
"What are you going to do?"
"Don't do anything, talk to him. ”
"Huh. Xuanyu still sent the number.
Chen Yang got the number and immediately dialed it.
"Dudu~"
"Who?" The phone was quickly connected, and it was indeed Song Jingwei's voice.
"Quiet Dao Chief. ”
The other end of the phone was silent for two seconds, and said, "It turned out to be Xuanyang Dao Chief, is there something wrong?"
Chen Yang said: "A few days ago, people from the Taoist Association came to the Taoist Temple, saying that the renovation of the Taoist Temple did not conform to the process, and the Taoist Temple of the poor Dao was going to be demolished. ”
Song Jing frowned slightly and said, "Do you think I did it?"
Chen Yang said: "I have already asked and understood, the matter has nothing to do with Jingwei Daoist, but it has to do with Qingfeng Guan. ”
"What do you mean, what the hell are you trying to say?"
"I'm just reminding the Lady Governor to take care of the dogs under the door. If you come out and bite people again, you're welcome, and pull out his teeth!"
"Smack!"
Chen Yang hung up the phone after speaking.