"You said you, this early in the morning, you don't comb your hair, you don't wash your face, you mess this toy everywhere, what do you want to do?" Fang Yuan asked a little speechless as he watched the little guy throw the toys all over the sofa.

"I want to play. The little one replied without thinking about it.

"Then you have to comb your hair and wash your face before playing. Fang Yuan said.

"If I had washed my face and played with my toys, you would have made me wash my hands again when it was time for breakfast.

I'll play with my toys first, then wash my face, so I can eat breakfast directly. "There's a lot of truth for the little guys.

"Have you spent all your cleverness on being lazy? Who is this like, I wasn't as lazy as you were when I was a kid. Fang Yuan said with a disgusted expression.

At this time, Lan Caiyi happened to come down from the upper floor.

The little guy immediately said, "Mom, Dad said you were lazy." ”

"Hey, kids can't talk nonsense. Fang Yuan saw Lan Caiyi looking over, and hurriedly said.

"I'm not talking nonsense. The little guy said angrily.

"Then you tell me, when did I say that your mother was lazy?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.

"I'm your and your mother's baby, and you say I'm lazy, not like when you were a child, so naturally I'm like my mother?" the little guy argued.

"Uh......"

Fang Yuan was a little speechless, this logic seemed to make sense.

"But I didn't say your mother was lazy?" Fang Yuanqiang argued to himself.

"Who do you mean, you are grandparents' baby, and your mother is grandparents' baby, do you mean grandparents are lazy, or are grandparents lazy?" said the little guy at once.

Lan Caiyi probably knew what was going on, standing at the top of the stairs and not speaking, just pursed his lips like that, looking at Fang Yuan's jokes.

And Fang's father, who was reading the newspaper, was already staring at him through the gap in the newspaper.

It is estimated that as long as Fang Yuan says that he looks like him, he will immediately jump up.

"That'...... Like me?"

"Who are you like like you?" Lan Caiyi walked over and punched him directly in the chest, sneering.

"Like me, like me, hehe~"

"Oh, Daddy is a big lazy bug. The little one cheered.

She won the battle against her father, so she was naturally happy.

"Then you're a little lazy. Fang Yuan directly slammed back.

"Big lazy bug. ”

"Little lazy bug. ”

"Big lazy bug. ”

"Little lazy bug. ”

“……”

"Okay, you two both save me some effort, you come here, mom will help you comb your hair, and you can also brush my teeth and wash my face. ”

Lan Caiyi was beside the two of them and quarreled so much that they both made a big noise, so they interrupted the two and scolded the two of them not to make trouble.

"Oh. The two of them obediently confessed.

Especially the little guy came over, patted Fang Yuan's leg, shook his head, and sighed deeply.

"Alas~"

"What do you mean by that?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.

The little guy immediately looked at him with a "Are you stupid?" look.

Then he ignored him, took Lan Caiyi's hand and said: "Mom, I've been waiting for you to come down and help me comb my hair, your combing doesn't hurt at all, and the comb looks the best, not like Dad's stupid." ”

"Really, isn't Mom amazing?" Lan Caiyi said.

After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Fang Yuan, and then pulled the little guy and left.

"What do you mean?" Fang Yuan touched his head, still not understanding.

Father Fang put down the newspaper, walked over, shook his head, and let out a deep "sigh!".

"Dad, what are you doing, what do you mean?"

"How can I have such a stupid son as you?"

"Where am I stupid, what do you mean by little guy?"

"You don't know, your daughter, and you're still coming to ask me, I'm going to call the old man back for breakfast, and I don't want to talk to you idiot. ”

Father Fang ran away after speaking.

"Really, one or two gods chattering. Fang Yuan turned around and went to the bathroom, he wanted to ask the little guy for clarification.

When Fang Yuan entered the bathroom, the little guy's hair had been combed up by Lan Caiyi, and he was brushing his teeth.

"What did you mean just now?" Fang Yuan asked directly.

"Boom, boom. The little guy immediately rattled the toothpaste bubbles in his mouth.

"Brush your teeth well, and don't talk to her. Lan Caiyi said beside him.

"Oh. Fang Yuan picked up his toothbrush and brushed his teeth as well.

But he was unwilling, and arched the little pig's little head next to him with his buttocks.

Not to be outdone, the little one also arches her round legs with her little buttocks.

Fang Yuan immediately arched back.

The little one arched back again.

Coming and going like this, one accidentally arched to the side of the blue clothes.

"Brush your teeth well, did you two hear that?" Lan Caiyi said loudly.

"Oh~" The two immediately stood up obediently.

Fang Yuan rinsed his mouth with water and made a "gurgling" sound.

Not to be outdone, the little one wanted to make a louder noise.

Then accidentally, "Goo Dong" was swallowed.

"Uh......"

"Haha, little stupid. Fang Yuan sneered.

In order to prevent children from swallowing the child's toothpaste, it is itself food-grade, and it doesn't matter if you swallow a little bit.

"You're not smart, hurry up and brush my teeth, you're so serious with your child. Lan Caiyi punched him in the shoulder and said coquettishly.

When the little guy saw that his father was being taught, he immediately showed a smug smile.

But the two of them didn't dare to continue the trouble.

Obediently brushed his teeth.

"Okay, can you tell me now?"

The little one still shook his head.

Lan Caiyi didn't care about these two naïve ghosts anymore, and after washing his face, he went out first.

At this time, the little guy said to the other party: "I mean, your wife is amazing." ”

Fang Yuan: "......"

"Your mom is also amazing. Fang Yuan replied awkwardly.

"Alas~" The two sighed together.

"Am I so powerful?" I don't know when, Lan Caiyi stood at the door of the bathroom.

"Hehe~" The little guy smirked and pretended to wash his face as if nothing had happened.

Fang Yuan said with some embarrassment, "Why are you back again?"

"I forgot to rub the cream. ”

Lan Caiyi said, walked in, took the cream from the sink and wiped herself.

"Come on, mom will wipe it for you. ”

Then I couldn't help but say, and I grabbed the little guy's little face and rubbed it for a while.

Fang Yuan turned around and wanted to run, but was grabbed by Lan Caiyi.

"You rub a little bit too. ”

"No, I'm thick-skinned, it's okay. Fang Yuan hurriedly waved his hand.

"The thickness of the skin should be rubbed even more, which can make your skin a little softer. ”

Then he grabbed Fang Yuan's face and kneaded it as well.

After wiping it, Lan Caiyi asked proudly: "I'll help you wipe the cream, shouldn't you thank me?"

Fang Yuan and the little guy glanced at each other.

Then one obediently said, "Thank you, Mom." ”

One obediently said, "Thank you, wife." ”

Lan Caiyi nodded with satisfaction, turned around and went out.

Looking at Lan Caiyi's bumpy back, Fang Yuan sighed and lowered his head and said to the little guy, "Your mother is so powerful. ”

"Well, um~, your wife is also very powerful. ”

Then the two men who looked at each other burst out laughing together.

Lan Caiyi, who had already walked out, heard the laughter and showed a warm smile.