Bite!

"Reminder from the Die or Die system that venture funds can only be used for investment, not for consumption, and forced consumption will bring you death. ”

Song Ming, who was about to buy a bottle of pulsating with the hundred yuan he had just taken out, heard the sound of the system, and his outstretched hand froze there. The proprietress of the convenience store took the initiative to draw the 100 yuan, which frightened Song Ming and quickly retracted his hand. In his eyes, the slender hands of the proprietress were like a biting snake.

Venture capital can only be used for investment, not for consumption? Is there a difference between investment and consumption?

Song Ming, who escaped from the convenience store, looked up at the sky and was angry.

Ding!"9527, consumption is an investment with no return, while investment is an investment with returns, and there is an essential difference between the two. ”

You set the rules, you say everything right, and I can't refute it. Song Ming complained sullenly.

Ding!"9527, the twenty-first century is a century of advocating freedom, including personal freedom, freedom of speech, freedom of communication, and so on. If you have a problem with the rules of the system, you can appeal to the system. ”

Song Ming's eyes lit up immediately, it seems that this system is still quite democratic. But before Song Ming could file an appeal, there was a ding, and the system voice came again: "The system kindly reminds that this system has the freedom not to accept 9527 complaints." ”

I- I'm going to let me die, it's a hundred!

Song Ming thought that he couldn't play each other in his life, and he had never seen such a shameless system.

Bite!

Ding, sister, ding!

As soon as the sound of the system sounded, Song Ming scolded indignantly.

The next second the system makes a strange noise, sounding like a short circuit.

Song Ming was a little blind, thinking that with this guy's shameless and obscene nature, he wouldn't be so glassy, and he couldn't stand it if he scolded?

After a few minutes, Song Ming, who was worried about the collapse of the system, called softly, "Boss, are you dead?"

The system still didn't respond.

Song Ming's mind was blank, and he felt an inexplicable sense of loss and guilt. Ignorant teenagers who have not yet undergone social baptism are still in the emotional stage.

At this time, I happened to pass by the Xinhua bookstore in the county. Song Ming hesitated for a moment and went in. Using the venture fund to buy college entrance examination materials is a kind of consumption, but it is also an investment. In the end, under the recommendation of the staff, I spent 88 yuan to buy a set of college entrance examination mock test papers and college entrance examination papers in the past ten years. The remaining 12 yuan was used to buy two exercise books and a signature pen.

And a second after he walked out of Xinhua Bookstore, he only heard a ding, and the system TMD came back to life.

Ding!"9527, the son can be taught!"

Song Ming was a little confused, thinking that there was something wrong with his hearing.

"9527, come on, I wish you all the best in the college entrance examination!"

It's not a hallucination, it's really the sound of the system, it's just too abnormal. Could it be that the system also has brains, but it is burned out?

Ding!"9527, what are you thinking in your head, you dare to curse this system, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people. ”

You're not dead?" Song Ming asked tentatively.

Ding!"9527, I personally curse you that JJ won't grow up again. ”

This curse is poisonous enough!But Song Ming was not only not angry but happy, and said with a smile: "That's right, you were so gentle just now, but I'm not used to it." ”

"You poor bitch, be cheap." ”

System, you're swearing.

"I said, what's the matter, you're coming to bite me!"

You're not bored like that.

One person, one system, the more noisy it becomes.

。。。。。。

Because he only took half a day off, Song Ming took the bus directly back to school after leaving Xinhua Bookstore. When I arrived at the classroom, it was just in time for the end of the fourth period, and lunch time came. Today's fourth class happened to be a Chinese class, and Hang Wanqing, who was holding textbooks and test papers in both hands, called Song Ming, who was about to return to his seat.

"Song Ming, come to my office and tell me why you are skipping class. Hang Wanqing said with a straight face.

Song Ming was innocently shot, and hurriedly explained: "Teacher, I asked the head teacher for leave." ”

"Really?" Hang Wanqing blinked, and then noticed that Song Ming was carrying a shopping bag from Xinhua Bookstore in his hand, so he asked with a smile, "What are you mentioning?"

Song Ming told the truth.

Hang Wanqing's eyes showed a look of surprise, as far as she knew, there were not many students in the class who bought college entrance examination sprint materials, but Song Ming bought a full set of college entrance examination mock test papers and college entrance examination papers in the past ten years, which was a big surprise to her.

Yesterday, Zhang Yan said that he suddenly rushed to the podium in chemistry class and gave an impromptu speech, and she had verified that the chemistry teacher was indeed the case. So, Song Ming is not just talking, he wants to lead by example and work hard? Thinking of this, Hang Wanqing's face smiled. As a teacher, there's nothing more enjoyable than seeing your students willing to work hard.

At this time, there were only a dozen or so students left in the classroom, but there were several male classmates eyeing Song Ming. Song Ming felt that he was wronged, not that he wanted to pester the young and beautiful Teacher Hang. Moreover, the goddess in his heart is Zhang Yan, a classmate in the class.

"Teacher, aren't you going to eat yet?" Song Ming reminded softly.

"Have you eaten?" Hang Wanqing asked Song Ming rhetorically.

Song Ming was a little confused, not knowing what Mr. Hang meant.

Hang Wanqing continued: "If you haven't eaten, let's eat with the teacher." ”

"Huh?"

Song Ming was stunned, he didn't want to be the public enemy of all the male classmates in the class.

"What kind of expression do you have, worried that the teacher wants you to have a treat?" Hang Wanqing winked playfully, laughing and quipping.

I'll go, teacher, don't hurt me!

"Don't be in a daze, go and put the materials away, and wait for me on the first floor. After Hang Wanqing finished speaking, she didn't give Song Ming a chance to refuse, she left first with textbooks and test papers in both hands.

Song Ming wants to cry without tears, is this a death task arranged by the system?

Five minutes later. Song Ming waited on the first floor for Hang Wanqing, who was dressed in formal clothes, holding a small pink purse in her hand.

Song Ming shrugged his head and took the initiative to propose with a bitter face: "Teacher, let's go to the second floor to eat." ”

"Isn't the second floor just breakfast?" asked Hang Wanqing, tilting her head in confusion.

"Noodles and ravioli are also served at noon and evening. Song Ming hurriedly explained.

"yes, that's fine. The voyage was clear and readily agreed.

Song Ming breathed a sigh of relief, because there were very few students who went to the second floor of the cafeteria to eat at noon. As long as she doesn't meet the students in the classes she teaches, her identity as a teacher may not be recognized. Aside from her temperament and dress, the young and beautiful teacher Hang looks similar to a senior high school student with advanced development.

The two of them came to the second floor of the cafeteria one after the other, and sure enough, as Song Ming expected, there were not many students in the huge cafeteria, and there were large vacant seats. A smile appeared on Song Ming's face, and he had confirmed that there were no classmates and teachers he knew on this floor.

"Teacher, are you eating noodles or wontons, I invite you. Song Ming took out his meal card and said generously.

Hang Wanqing was not polite, and he really used Song Ming's meal card to swipe a bowl of chaos, which was worth two yuan. Song Ming was a little confused, he didn't expect Teacher Hang to be so invisible. But not only was he not disgusted, but he felt that the two were not teachers and students for the time being, but classmates who came out to eat together, and he alone bought it.

He likes such a Chinese teacher very much.

Song Ming asked for a bowl of coarse rice noodles, a large bowl, worth two pieces and five cents.

"Teacher, you go find a place, and I'll take care of it. Song Ming smiled and said to the Hangwan Qing beside him. He was completely relaxed and stressed.

Hang Wanqing gave him a thumbs up, "Yes, gentlemanly demeanor." ”

Song Ming raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, his face slightly red.

Teacher Hang's charm is too great, and his eyes and smiles are moving.