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That's right, it's "Shell Lang".

In the previous life, this fairy tale was not particularly famous, but some people are not too unfamiliar with it, because this fairy tale is from the famous "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales"!

Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales are the fairy tales of Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen, and it is also one of the most famous fairy tale collections in his previous life, his most famous fairy tales are "The Emperor's New Clothes", "The Daughter of the Sea", "Thumbelina", "The Little Match Girl", "The Ugly Duckling" and so on.

Although the genre of the creation belongs to fairy tales, it contains a rich philosophy of life.

In layman's terms, the story told in this "Shell Lang" is a shell Lang, because he lives in the stable of the palace, so he is inflated, arrogant, can't listen to other people's words, full of cannons, he travels, he seems to be very unsociable wherever he goes, always gossiping, and always thinks that he is right.

For this reason, he also suffered a lot of tosses.

Until he finally returned to the palace, he didn't forget to find his companions to brag about what he had experienced during his travels, and this kind of person was called "the king of the mouth" in real life.

The reason why I chose this fairy tale is because this fairy tale fits the topic, some characteristics of Mr. Shig Shell Lang and Huang Gang are very similar, the same well-known image, the same self-theory, all of them think about themselves, always think that they are right, but never consider whether what they say is objective.

So "Shell Lang" was born with superb satirical art.

Huang Gang sneered at the public opinion guidance that pointed directly at Luoyang, and felt proud in his heart.

"Dad, you must find a way to make him stink completely!" Huang Shunyu said with a grim face, the tearing time a few days ago made him a street rat, in order to avoid the reporter's interview, he quietly pushed off a qiē activity and came to the house,

And Huang Gang saw that his son was killed so badly by Luoyang, and his heart immediately became angry.

He remembered the unpleasantness that happened to the crew of "Langya Bang" last time, and new hatreds and old hatreds immediately came over him, so he planned to use literati methods to deal with the sales of Luoyang Luoyang single book, which was the first weakness that Huang Gang discovered.

Huang Gang plans to make a good fuss about this weakness.

In addition, he mentions the words "Martial Arts Emperor" from time to time, which is also a profound killing, Huang Gang has been in the literati circle for many years, so he naturally knows the truth that literati are light, Luoyang's "Martial Arts Emperor" title is just taken by fans, but he wants to use it to stimulate other martial arts masters to be unconvinced by Luoyang.

But at present, no martial arts masters have come out to support him, which makes Huang Gang feel strange.

Could it be that his meager release was too sudden, so those martial arts masters outside Luoyang have not yet discovered it? It stands to reason that these martial arts masters should rush up and bring down this "martial arts emperor" first......

Huang Gang took this for granted.

Luoyang's title of "Martial Arts Emperor", although it has not been recognized by other martial arts masters, but Luoyang's status among the one hundred and fifty martial arts masters in the Dragon Kingdom is indeed special, because Luoyang's martial arts have greatly influenced the writing ideas of other martial arts masters.

can even say unashamedly that Luoyang can be called half a master of these martial arts masters.

So no matter what reason Huang Gang comes up with, those martial arts masters will not pay attention to it, and the martial arts masters know better than anyone else that it is not easy for a work that has been serialized in a magazine to sell such a high sales volume in a single book.

"Looks like we need to add more ......"

When Huang Gang's eyes flickered, there was a sudden ding-dong, and Aite's voice sounded faintly.

Huang Gang immediately clicked on it, and sure enough, he saw Luoyang's response to himself: "Martial arts and fairy tales can be mixed up by you, and you are worthy of being the king of fairy tales who have been famous for a long time. ”

"You're going to write fairy tales, too?"

When he saw Luoyang's meager response to himself, Huang Gang immediately flashed this disdainful thought, as the fairy tale king of the Dragon Kingdom, he has an empty pride in his own field, and he will not take anyone who provokes him in his eyes.

Huang Shunyu also saw Luoyang's response.

"Then look at what bullshit he wrote, and then Dad, you can write one again and slap him in the face!" Huang Shunyu said excitedly on the side, Luoyang dared to write a fairy tale in front of his father, who was the king of fairy tales, didn't that make it clear that he was looking ugly.

Huang Gang nodded, and directly clicked on Luoyang's fairy tale called "Shell Lang".

[The emperor's horse was nailed with golden palms, one on each of its two hooves. Why does it get a golden horseshoe?

It is the most beautiful animal, with beautiful legs, and its eyes show a very witty expression, and its horsehair hangs around its neck like a silk veil. It had carried its owner through a hail of bullets and heard bullets whizzing. When the enemy approached, it took part in the battle by biting with its mouth and kicking the enemy around it with its legs. It carried its own emperor through the fallen enemy's horse, saving his own emperor's red gold crown, saving his emperor's life, which was more important than the golden crown. Therefore, the emperor's horse received a golden palm, one on each of its two hooves.

Shell Lang crawled forward.

"Give the big nails first, then the small ones," it said, "but it's not a matter of size. So it stretched out its thin, thin legs.

"What are you going to do?" The blacksmith asked.

"Golden Palm!" Husk replied.

"You're afraid you're dizzy!" The blacksmith said, "You want the golden palm too, the golden palm!" "Am I not as real as the big beast?" said the dung shell man, "someone takes care of it, scrubs it, serves it, feeds it, feeds it." Am I not also in the Emperor's stables?"

"But how did that horse get the golden palm?" The blacksmith asked, "Don't you know?"

"Clearly, I know, this is contempt for me," said the shell, "it's an insult—now, so I'm going out into the big world." ”】

This was just the beginning, and Huang Gang's face was a little difficult to look at.

This is some kind of irony, this guy's fairy tale is obviously scolding himself!

Huang Shunyu also saw it, and he shouted: "Dad, this bastard is scolding you, this kind of person is so hateful......!

"Shut up!" Huang Gang snorted coldly, startling Huang Shunyu, and after coming back to his senses, Huang Shunyu's mouth moved, and after all, he didn't speak again, but continued to read this fairy tale called "Shit Shell Lang......

(To be continued.) )