Li thought: "What, tell me about it, brother." ”

Li Dan: "Little elephant, tell me honestly, did you install a hidden camera in my room?"

"I didn't have a hidden camera, I installed your size!"

"My sister will tell you everything, in the end, are you her own brother, or I am her own brother, she likes you too much. ”

"Haha, let's talk about it. ”

Under Li Xiang's kind words and persuasion, Li Dan finally began to tell about the first online love in his life and the first time he appeared on the scene.

One word, it's miserable.

"I'm such a good boy, even if you don't like me, you still want to sell me green tea, it's too much!" Li Dan said angrily.

"Hahaha......"

"Laugh at it. ”

"Don't be sad, don't cry. ”

"It's true to be sad, but I don't cry, I never cry, since I was a child, I never cried. ”

"Oh, how did you mess up, Li Dan, it's really a shame for our surname Li. ”

"I have summed up a truth of life. ”

"The girls who fall in love with people on the Internet are all selling tea, right?"

"Tsk, don't make a fuss, I'm serious. I found that men are not bad and women are not loved. ”

“？”

"Why doesn't this girl who sells green tea like me? Because I'm too kind, because I'm too serious, I'm not bad, and now the bad boys are popular, and the not bad boys can only eat Xiang. ”

"Are you serious?"

"Little elephant, do you know you're hot right now?"

"I know, when I came to the hospital today, many nurses and young ladies came to me to take pictures, oops, what an irresistible enthusiasm. ”

"( ̄『 ̄),,I really envy you, little elephant, do you know why you are so popular?"

"By your logic, because I'm bad?"

"Yes, aren't you bad? often pit me, Dou Dou is often cheated by you, you say, you robbed my game console! When will you pay me back??? you still tell meat jokes on TV shows, my parents watched last night's show, and my sister also watched it. ”

Now it's Li Xiang's turn: "!"

"They probably didn't understand it. ”

"Are you stupid or are others stupid?"

“-_-||, I'm not a meat joke, it's your cranky thinking. ”

"It's too late to say anything, but Li Xiang, since you told a meat joke, your reputation on the Internet has become even greater, and many people have said that they want to give you a baby, both men and women. ”

“！”

"Li Xiang, do you say that men are not bad and women are not loved? You tell meat jokes, so vulgar, and the fun is so low-level, there are more boys and girls who like you and praise you for being cute, what is the reason? I don't know why, but who taught me that I was a boy who liked to learn, and that I had to learn as soon as possible so that I could be endeared. ”

"I don't care if you learn badly, but don't say that you learn from me, I can't afford to take this responsibility. ”

"Little elephant, do you say you're cute? How can they say you're cute? How can a man in his 180s be associated with cuteness?"

"yes, did they misunderstand cuteness? ”

"You think so, I think so too! You're not cute, you're hateful, steal my console. ”

"It's a game console again! Are we brothers?"

"It's a brother, and you're still robbing my game console?"

"I'm going to participate in "Walk with Us" soon, do you want Lu Hua's autograph?"

"Brother, brother, brother, brother~"

"What about the rooster crowing you?"

"The rooster is calling his dear big rooster brother, brother, what did you just say? Sure, "Walk with us"? Give me the autograph of the whole team. ”

"Okay, no problem. ”

"Li Xiang, are you really here?"

"What's really?"

"Are you really going to participate in "Walk With Us"?

"Didn't you say I was on fire just now? That's right, I'm on fire now. ”

"Tut-tut, you're a star now, aren't you?"

"Sort of. ”

"Elephant, call my brother now, hurry up!"

“......”

"I have photos of your troubles since you were a child, such as peeing on the side of the road, stealing fish from the reservoir, deflating the Chinese teacher's bicycle, and secretly holding hands with girls~ I have it, I have it. I'll just ask you, do you call my brother?"

"Don't say that, I also have photos of your troubles, and you want to explode each other?"

"I'm not afraid, you broke the news about me, it's me who is angry, you explode. ”

"We'll see. ”

After putting down the cruel words, Li Xiang immediately called up another WeChat friend and sent a message to the past.

After a while, Salted Egg Superman didn't reply again, Li Xiang took the opportunity to go to the bathroom, and when he came out, he saw the reply, first with an angry expression, and then wrote: "Little elephant! Why are you so bad! You actually complained to my sister! How can a woman's affairs be involved in a man's affairs!!"

"You still haven't broken the news about me?"

"You can see through you! However, it's okay if you don't break the news, you can introduce me to a girl, you must have a lot of girls now, how about introducing me to the most beautiful one? ”

"Why do you see different thoughts, don't you like Mu Xiwen?"

"Eh???? yes, I like Mu Xiwen. Hey, by the way, little elephant, our class will have a class reunion tomorrow, do you have time to come? Everyone really wants to see you, the last time I saw you, you were still lying on the hospital bed miserably humming and chirping, even talking is difficult, it's really pitiful, many people shed tears for you, and took photos with you, they thought it was the last time they saw you in this life, so they washed out the photos, but I didn't expect you to be alive again soon. ”

“...... I almost forgot if you didn't mention this, Dandan, you're so idle, you report it in the group when I pee and, are you undergoing a beating. ”

"^_^ It's not that everyone cares about you, but I also want to tell you everything at your request, so that you can rest assured. ”

"Why are you recording my snoring while sleeping??? and you still post it in the group!! there are no details, you don't need to be so detailed, right?"

"I'm also kind, what does it mean to snore when you sleep? It means that you sleep soundly! It means that your body is getting better, if you are half dead in pain, your whole body is stiff, can you snore when you sleep? Don't say it, since I posted the recording of your snoring, everyone has put their hearts back, and those who haven't washed the photos are not washed, saving a lot of pocket money, you see I'm doing a good deed. ”

“......”

Li Dan said that he still stored a lot of photos on his mobile phone that Li wanted to see, and used this as a threat to ask Li Xiang to introduce him to a few girls.

In order to make Li Xiang believe, he sent a photo over, Li Xiang looked at it, and agreed to introduce it to him without saying a word.

As for the class reunion that Li Dan said, Li Xiang didn't have time to attend, so he asked him to thank everyone in person for their concern during this time.