Chapter 498 You Messed With Me That Year You Were Kicked in the Head by a Donkey (6)

As soon as Chen Xi walked back to the dormitory with the computer, his mobile phone rang.

A stranger with the screen name "King Oedipus" adds her.

Chen Xi only glanced at the name, snorted, and didn't hold back.

Just by this screen name with no technical content, it can be seen that the ontology of this scumbag host is not high.

King Oedipus is the masterpiece of Sophocles, one of the three great tragic writers of ancient Greece, and this name is intended to pretend to be pathetic.

If the girl is a little more curious, she may ask why the name is so strange, and these goods can fool the ignorant little girl with the knowledge points they have memorized in advance.

In addition, the other party did not chat with Chen Xi immediately after that, this is to make himself look different from those netizens who have no experience and no level and just want to date.

Chen Xi clicked on this circle of friends loaded with × goods, and sure enough, there were all kinds of sour poems in it.

Some "inadvertent" pictures taken at a very high-end level, such as the melancholy back of holding a red wine glass with a famous watch, or a lonely person squatting and smoking in front of a luxury car, coupled with some words that look very different, create an illusion of wealth and loneliness.

"This kind of picture looks extravagant, right? People who don't know look at it and think that these loads are rich people. In fact, these photos are all taken uniformly, and each of them has at least hundreds of sets of such photos. ”

Simulating the places that successful people often go to, according to different personalities, send different circle of friends, Chen Xi took a look, and the circle of friends was only displayed for three days, indicating that this product has not been worn for a long time.

Posting this kind of photo is nothing more than trying to pretend to be a rich person or a successful person, because no matter how rich these goods are, they always believe in the principle that "girls are attracted, not chased".

These casual material displays and highly lethal words will make some girls pay attention to them unconsciously, and the first goal of these scum has been achieved.

[Great, how did you find out that these photos were taken uniformly, it looks so real, if I were the girls, maybe I would believe it. The rest simulates the mood of a little girl, if it is a lonely single girl, and suddenly sees a successful person adding herself, she will be very curious, and she will see through it at a glance?

Chen Xi smiled.

"A really rich guy like my dad would never post such a mess. "Rich people are busy, okay!

Isn't it happy to cook a (not tasty) meal for your wife?

Who has a rich person who posts several moments of friends a day to show their life? Everyone is very busy!

It's not a nouveau riche with a lot of money, and the whole world knows that he has a little money and wants to shout.

"Now it's a melancholy character.,After a while, he's going to find an opportunity to tell us how pitiful he is.,How miserable he is.,So the circle of friends is full of this kind of text that looks sad and beautiful but doesn't have a dime.,If he wants to use the president persona.,I'm afraid I'm going to send fitness photos-oh,That's right,This kind of professional PUA usually has several numbers.,Switch back and forth.,Change people according to different strategy goals.。 ”

Chen Xi looked at the time, and five minutes passed.

The other party should be waiting for her to take the initiative to speak, if she doesn't take the initiative, the loading is almost about to speak.

I saw this king Oedipus with a black and white portrait send her a message.

King Oedipus: You have to compensate me.

After Chen Xi saw this, he snorted again.

Why did he let you lose his money?] After the rest.

When you ask this, it means that you have been led by the PUA. He's just waiting for you to ask that. ”

Although these scum are hateful, the methods they use are very useful, because they are well versed in female psychology and know that girls are curious.

Chen Xi has known these methods for a long time.

But in order to cooperate with the remaining curious baby, and to demonstrate to the original owner who was shy hiding in her subconscious, Chen Xi still replied as an ordinary person.

Creek:???

Hou Yan on the other end of the phone saw that the goddess of inferiority complex had replied to herself, and rubbed her hands excitedly.

He used this way of suppressing first and then sultryly to push down many goddess-level girls.

When the girl saw his face-splitting question, she either replied to his question mark, or replied to the puzzle emoji, and directly scolded the neurotic, and also said I know you?

In short, recovery is the first step to victory.

Through his super speech skills, he once created a case of asking out the girl to knock him down after chatting only once, and some little girls who are not deeply involved in the world chatted with him, and after chatting with him, they changed their words to call their husbands after chatting only once, and then coaxed them to give free guns or red envelopes, it was very easy.

King Oedipus: I saw an ugly picture of you on campus, oh my God, your plaid shirt is ugly to my eyes, and you have to compensate me for my mental damage.

After the rest saw this line of words on the screen, their brains were about to explode.

Isn't this neurotic?

Plus people come up and scold people?

Before Chen Xi could reply, she saw a few lines of words popping out of her phone.

Creek: You can have a big plate of these two lips, right?

Xi: Did you soak in the men's toilet for three days and then throw it into the Northeast sauerkraut jar for a month?

Chen Xi black line, busy calling in his head.

Mother-in-law?

Mei Jiu?

Which of you did it, don't make trouble?

This look is that her relatives and friends looked aggrieved, and they ran out to scold her, is this really good?

Mei Jiu and Yu Zijiang snorted at the same time.

Chen Xi was speechless, so, these two sentences, one of them scolded one sentence, right?

"I've been on a mission here, don't make trouble, don't interject in the future, dad, you drag a chat group, drag your mother-in-law in, you two supervise each other!"

She's tired.

The scumbag didn't make her so tired, and her group of relatives and friends was really uneasy.

A second later, Chen Xi had an extra group chat of "Blind Date and Love Family" in his mind, and there were four people in it... Four?

Society, you egg master: Mom~ People miss you so much~~~~

Xi: What about this bear child's name? Mei Jiu, how do you coax the child!

Dan Dan ran away with his tail between his legs...

I'm your mother: what's wrong with my eldest grandson's name?

Ten Palaces, your little Yuanyuan: Wife, I miss you so much!

Xi: Stay honestly, and if you dare to make trouble, I will go back and clean up one by one, his father is optimistic about your bear child's son, don't let him watch the slow hand shaking music casually, how much effort did I come out, he has become a social person?

Xi: Also, who was scolding people with sauerkraut just now? Did you provoke you with Northeast sauerkraut? Do you know how hard sauerkraut works and how delicious roasted sauerkraut is?

After speaking, no matter how the family group reacted, Chen Xi retracted and looked down at his phone.

When their family group was seriously discussing major issues such as "food" and "children's education", King Oedipus sent another message.

King Oedipus: Don't be angry, I mean, I like ugly girls like you, it feels like you were made for me, my charming ugly girl.

Chen Xi hehe, first suppressed and then raised, standard PUA routine.

If it's normal to encounter this kind of person who dares to suppress and flirt, it's over by directly blocking it, but this is a task...

Chen Xi lowered his head and quickly typed a line of words.