Chapter 55: I Have a ......
Ay~
Forget it, it feels like charging and sleeping, it's quite troublesome.
When charging while sleeping, He Youdao has to take the Thunderbolt watch and connect the charging cable to charge.
This is indeed more elegant than directly absorbing the power bank, but sleeping is not elegant.
It's like sleeping with someone holding a rope around one of your hands.
It's not free!
And I didn't sleep well.
......
"Brother Dao, what's wrong?" Seeing He Youdao talking to himself there, the demon kitten couldn't help asking.
He Youdao shook his head slightly and said, "It's okay, wash and sleep." ”
With that, He Youdao walked into the room.
The demon kitten let out an unexplained "oh", and began to clean the house a little, and then went back to sleep.
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The next day.
In the morning, nine o'clock.
The demon kitten and He Youdao got up one after the other.
The demon kitten needs to get up first to prepare breakfast, and He Youdao gets up later to get up and eat the breakfast made by the demon kitten.
"Let's go, go to work. ”
After eating, the two of them put on their suits and went out the door.
On the road.
The demon kitten drove the car and drove forward......
Perhaps thinking it was too quiet, the demon kitten stretched out his hand and turned on the car radio.
"Good morning, listeners. ”
"In the morning, the anchor doesn't want to say anything that will affect your mood, so please enjoy a relaxing piece of music and we'll start ......"
A relaxing piece of music, playing......
"Today, a man's home was burglarized, the police came to the scene to investigate, and failed to find traces of the thief...... , but the police still found nothing, and the thief was as if he was invisible, so that the police were helpless. ”
"According to the instructions of the police, please close the doors and windows of the audience who are alone at home, and report to the police in time if there is any abnormality. ”
He Youdao, who was in the passenger seat, also sounded a little interested in this thief.
"Brother Dao, how did you say this thief did it?" The demon kitten who was driving the car turned his head to look at He Youdao.
He Youdao shook his head slightly: "I don't know this, but for me, I can directly levitate myself on the ground, go in to steal the east, and modify the image data of the camera, and I can also do it without a trace." But ......"
"Only Brother Dao can do this, and others can't do it, right?" said the demon kitten.
He Youdao was not angry, and nodded: "I'm not short of money, besides, where is my identity, I'm afraid I won't have money?"
"Hee-hee, that's right!" the demon kitten grinned.
......
Coming to the company, the car drove into the basement.
He Youdao and the demon kitten each pushed open the car door.
Come to the elevator and sit on the fifteenth floor.
Walking out of the elevator, the two of them used their mobile phones to punch a card on a certain ding, and then went straight to the office in the back row......
"Wait!"
Just as the two of them passed by the first row, they heard a shout.
He Youdao and the demon kitten turned their heads to look......
I saw Zhang Ming come over and say, "You two are going to work?"
"Otherwise?" the demon kitten subconsciously spit out.
"Uh-" Zhang Ming was a little embarrassed by these words.
He Youdao nodded and said, "Yes, do you have any questions?"
"That's right, in view of the good sales of the telesales you carried out yesterday, so from today onwards, you two will go back to the office to rest, so you don't need to do office, you two will mainly do telesales. ”
"......" He Youdao thought for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, we know." ”
With that, he turned around and walked into the telephone room opposite the first row.
......
He Youdao's words are so cold and ruthless.
That look doesn't take him as the team leader in his eyes, just like he He Youdao is a big person, and he doesn't care about him as a small person at all.
"Wait, if there is no sales today and tomorrow and the day after tomorrow as they did yesterday, see how I can join you!" Zhang Ming had a cold glow in his eyes, and looked at the phone room with gritted teeth.
......
in the phone room.
"Brother Dao, I always feel that scumbag, looking like a resentful woman, is staring at this phone room?" the demon kitten sensed it, and said with that ugly face.
"Hmph, don't worry about it, try to sell more today, and slap him in the face. He Youdao opened his laptop and spoke, his words were very confident.
Speaking of this demon kitten, he was very excited, and he did it non-stop and started to call.
......
Demon kitten, cute female voice: "Hello, sir, we are Hexing ......"
"I'll go to your m's, you guys have a problem, right?
"I'm, I just finished the night, and you guys called as soon as I went to sleep?"
"Urgently?"
The demon kitten is just a young man who has just come out of society according to his age and experience, where can he hear such words.
Suddenly, he scolded in the northeastern dialect: "Hey, grandson, you, are you looking for a pimple, I'm going to cut you! At 9:40 in the morning, your sister is still sleeping? Are you that hard-working programmer? Hey, it's a pity, the good youth has been wasted, and the lush grass above your head is probably a little yellow now, right?"
"You-you-" The demon kitten's sharp words made the man on the phone speechless for a while.
"Give it to me," Suddenly He Youdao reached out and took the call from the demon kitten.
I saw He Youdao, and slowly turned into the phone: "Hey, sir, hello! I'm sorry, this is a newcomer to our company, I'm really sorry to disturb your rest." ”
"Humph!" I heard an angry snort from the man on the phone.
But the man didn't hang up the phone, indicating that the demon kitten's words just now had ended, and most of his sleepiness had dissipated.
Obviously waiting, how can he make up for him~
"Anyway, do you want me to just cut off the phone and then report and complain about you, or what do you say?"
He Youdao rolled his eyes and said: "That's it, sir, in order to make up for the trouble we have disturbed you, the new computer developed by our company is now discounted by 200 yuan, I guess you are an excellent programmer, right? I can give you a discount of 500 yuan to get this computer, what do you think?"
The other end of the phone.
After listening to the salesman's words, the man pondered for a moment.
I looked at the dilapidated computer on my desk and thought that I would get a bonus when their team fixed the bugs in that game in the near future.
......
The demon kitten asked, "Brother Dao, it was originally a discount of five hundred, how can you say two hundred?"
He Youdao covered the microphone with his palm and said: "If I directly say that there is a discount of five hundred, wouldn't it be that I will have to pay for him to give him a few hundred more discounts, and then I will have to pay for it?" Understood?"
The demon kitten nodded slowly.
Phone: "That's okay! Remember to give me a discount of 500 yuan!"
"Okay, I'll send you the address of the store in Beijing*, the one inside has been given to you, and you can place an order, after you finish the order, please put that string of sales numbers, this is about my salary, thank you." He Youdao said with a smile.
Honk~
The phone hangs up.
"Brother Dao, you are really good!" The demon kitten gave He Youdao a thumbs up and said, "I couldn't help it when I heard his words, you didn't get angry when you heard it, it's amazing." ”
He Youdao: "You just started to do it, I think when I was in college, I still went to work from time to time to do telesales, I was scolded almost every day, I didn't dare to speak, and then I slowly became proficient." ”
Hearing this, the demon kitten was puzzled.
Part-time job at university?
Aren't you a rich second generation?
He Youdao seemed to see through his incomprehension, so he explained: "It's very confusing, isn't it? Actually, my father wants to train me, otherwise, how happy I am, where do I need to run around?"
Back at that time, he worked in telesales, delivery boys, volunteers, waiters and even real estate sales.
Hey~ It's all tears!
......
Bite!
The programmer man sent a message.
He Youdao immediately recorded the sales number.
"Alright, go ahead. He Youdao looked at the demon kitten.
The demon kitten shrank his neck and said, "I'm a little scared~"
"What are you afraid of?" He Youdao looked at him and said, "It's rare to meet such a person, don't worry." ”
Honk~
"Hey, hello. ”
"We are the ...... of Hexing Company"
made the first call, although I didn't meet the kind of person just now, but I was rejected by many parties.
......
It's almost lunchtime.
"I'll go to dinner after making this call. With that, He Youdao pressed the dial.
Honk~
"Hey, hello, we are Hexing ......"
"Are you a policeman?" Before He Youdao could finish his lines, he was interrupted by a girl.
"Are you a policeman?" the female voice asked again
"Me?" He Youdao was silent for a moment, and then said, "Sort of, do you have something?"
The Demon Catcher should be the same as the police, right~
"Can you help me, then?" the female voice asked.
He Youdao asked: "You tell me what is the matter first, otherwise it will be difficult for me to make a conclusion." ”
"Well, last night I was sleeping when I heard a noise, then I heard footsteps, and then I started to hear crackling sounds, like I was rummaging through a cupboard looking for something. ”
He Youdao frowned slightly and asked, "Have you turned on the lights to see who it is?"
She shook her head and said, "No...... No, I was too scared to dare, there was no movement, I kept covering myself in the quilt. ”
"And after that?" He Youdao asked.
Then I felt him push open my door slightly, as if to say, come back tonight to see if there is anything else in my room. I wanted to call the police, but you did. ”
"That's it," He Youdao pondered for a while, and said: "In this way, I'll add WeChat with you, and then when I'm poor in the neighboring evening, I'll go to your house to squat and see who it is, okay?"
......
To be continued.