The old rascal did not know how long his state of wantlessness had lasted, but when he woke up, he was very relaxed, and he closed his eyes and called to his aunt and grandmother, and found that she had left again, and when he opened his eyes, he looked at the electronic time on the wall, and found that it was already two o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, so he quickly got up and washed, and then walked out of the room.

When I came to the service desk, I told the waiter that I was going out now, and I could clean the house, and I slept until 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and it was not for nothing, and the waiter didn't bother to ask.

When he came out again, he was amazed by the cold and fresh air, and he suddenly found a state that he was wearing very thinly! He didn't even feel how cold he was! You must know that the temperature difference between Shiqing and Xijing at this time is at least more than ten degrees!

Oh my God, grandma's, the old rascal touched the muscles on his wrist and laughed, this body board after intensive training is really handsome!

But no matter how handsome he was, he couldn't stand the pain of hunger, and sure enough, after stomping for a few minutes, he found that his stomach was growling.

The characteristics of Chinese Northeast cuisine is that the taste is salty and spicy, mainly salty, heavy greasy, heavy tone, the old hooligan sat down in a small restaurant again, shouted a sauerkraut stewed pork ribs and home-cooked fish stew, the old hooligan thinks that he came here, is to eat stew, cold and snowy, eating stew, hot throat to esophagus to stomach and then to the whole body, hot, and then drinking a little wine, to a few bowls of fragrant Northeast rice with a little pot, isn't it happy?

Listening to the unique Northeast dialect of the diners in the small restaurant, the old rascal remembered Uncle Benshan, but this uncle is far away from here!

Just as Lao Li was chewing hard, several voices came from behind, and he turned around and shouted, "Uncle, why are you here?"

Of course, it was Wang Zixuan's father, holding a boss's bag under his arm, leading two middle-aged people, beckoning the two to sit down, the old rascal hurriedly stood up, and said to the royal father who was still sitting down: "Uncle, what a coincidence, I was able to meet you, these two uncles, hello!" After speaking, he took out a cigarette from his pocket with a greasy mouth and distributed it to the three of them.

After the royal father and the other three took it, and after sitting down, the former said, "Why are you eating here?"

Isn't it to the effect that you're not a good guy? 50 million dollars can afford to eat in such a small restaurant?

Of course, the old rascal understood what he meant, and hurriedly said: "I just came here, I just want to come to these small places to eat, the wine in the deep alleys is fragrant! Uncle, or, in this way, I have just eaten, and we all share a table?" After speaking, without waiting for the royal father to refuse, he sat down directly and called the waiter.

The royal father smoked a cigarette and was stunned, this young man really treats himself as an outsider?

The waiter came over and asked, "Master, what else do you want to order?"

The old rascal flipped through the menu and said, "I don't want the dishes on the table, bring the wine, and I'll order a few more dishes." ”

The royal father hurriedly said: "Li Yifan, no need, I will invite two business friends to dinner today, I don't need you to do this!"

To the effect that I'm having dinner with friends who have business dealings, a lot of things have to be said at the dinner table, and it's not good for you to come in.

Who is the old rascal? Immediately laughed and said, "Okay, I'll invite my uncle another day!" After speaking, he stood up, nodded to the other two, picked up the wine bottle, returned to his dining table, and began to gobble up again, ignoring the three of them again.

After eating and drinking, he patted his belly and walked to the bar: "Finish me and that table!"

When he was done, he walked to the door, passed by the royal father's table, did not speak, smiled and waved his hand, and went straight away.

Thinking that there was no training yesterday or today, I slowly stomped my steps and walked towards the No. 1 Middle School, intending to exercise there.

After pacing for dozens of minutes, my belly was not swollen, and I came to the playground of the first middle school, and found that several classes were in physical education class, the young man and the little girl were being called to run with a snort, Lao Li smoked a cigarette, and walked directly to the various single parallel bars in the corner of the playground.

I did some warm-up exercises, and then I started to do intensive training using the horizontal bar.

When he had been hanging for more than ten minutes, the students in physical education class began to move freely, and some of them ran to the parallel bars and began to pull up, but within a few minutes, they were all standing around the horizontal bar of the old rascal, counting the times.

The old rascal would not care about them, and continued his activities, and after a while, everyone around them began to whisper.

At the end of a 45-minute physical education class, the old rascal was still hanging on the horizontal bar, which had already caused a sensation, and the old rascal ignored them, and came to the double bar again, hooked his legs, hung himself upside down, and began to train his waist and abdomen strength and muscles.

I did another set and then hung my eyes and rested for a few minutes, and so on for half an hour, and the surrounding students went back to class, and Lao Li came down.

Finally, he slowly walked around the playground, adjusting his breathing and mood.

At about the same time, Lao Li smoked again, Shi Shiran came to the teaching building and sat on a wooden chair in the garden downstairs.

After class again, the students walked down one after another, and Lao Li immediately began to automatically ignore the men and look at the young and beautiful girls who walked by at any time. He finally came to a conclusion, that is, Northeast girls are generally taller and have a good figure.

whistled at a few little beauties with more than 80 points and gave a few flying kisses, and the old rascal was immediately angered by everyone, but he held a cigarette in one hand, crossed Erlang's legs, and had an amiable smile on his face, which didn't look like a student no matter how he looked.

Students, who wants to mess with the little hooligans outside?

The old hooligan suddenly had another evil idea, walked to the office building, and directly found the English group of the third year of high school, and at the door, he saw several male and female teachers working.

The old rascal saw at a glance the head teacher of the sixth class yesterday.

The old rascal walked up to her desk, and the latter looked up, pushed his glasses, and said in surprise, "Why are you again?"

"I'm here today to make a bet with your senior English group!" said the old rascal as he sat down across from her so that the teachers in the office could hear it.

"Bet?" the female teacher didn't know what he was talking about.

"Yes, bet!" Lao Li said: "Do you dare?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, you're hindering our work, yesterday you were a little mysterious, and today you're making trouble again, which school are you a student in, or a young person in society?" the female teacher stood up and said in a higher octave voice.

Lao Li lit a cigarette, smoked it, spit out a smoke ring, glanced at her, and then looked at several other male and female teachers, and said with a smile: "I bet that none of you can compare to my English level!" The old rascal pointed at everyone with his hand holding the cigarette.

The female teacher suddenly laughed: "It's funny, no one can compare to you! You hurry up, or I'll call the security guard!"

The old rascal shook his head under the puzzled and angry expressions of the other teachers, and said in absolute standard American English: "You just don't have the guts! If you have the ability, let's have a ring, whoever wins me, I will give him 5,000 yuan, you lose, promise me a condition, rest assured, it is definitely not a condition that will embarrass you and can't do it!" Then he used Huaxia again, and said to the teacher whose expressions had become angry and some expressions were still puzzled: "There must be some of you who can't understand what I just said!"

A teacher who understood said in Huaxia: "What are you going to do? Inexplicably, we are a school here, a provincial key middle school!"

Yesterday Wang Zixuan was defeated by me, and she said that there are many English teachers in the school who are higher than her, so I am not convinced, and I have come to compete with you!" the old rascal continued in English.

The level of the head teacher of Class 6 seems to be good, she understood it twice, and said: "Don't come to make trouble, I understand now, you are Teacher Wang's suitor, and it is estimated that you came to inquire about her home address yesterday, you go, don't go, we didn't call the security guard, we called the police directly!"

The old rascal slapped the table with a "snap" and shouted in English: "A group of cowards, a group of cowards, dare not challenge, be a fart teacher, go home and nurse Lao Tzu! Don't mislead people's children!"

As soon as these words came out, the head teacher of Class 6 suddenly trembled with anger, his face was flushed, and the teacher who could understand in the office was also angry.

The old rascal thought, Lao Tzu did this, so that Wang Zixuan would not be able to return to school in the future, and he would go with Lao Tzu with peace of mind, after all, being a teacher might be her fate, and I would change her fate.

When has this group of teachers heard such an insult, they are provincial key teachers, they are greatly respected by the parents of students and society, how can they be insulted by a "little child" who looks about as young as a senior high school student?

The old rascal was still on the fire, and said in Huaxia Wen: "Teachers, how about it, if any of you dare me to fight in the ring, if you don't dare, you will automatically resign and go home to be a housewife and a housewife!"

With a "snap", a male teacher in his 30s finally couldn't stand it: "Compare and compare, call all the English teachers in the school, I want to see why you are not ashamed, the milky bastard, if you lose, tell you, you are out of school, you can't go home, go directly to the police station!"

The old rascal snuffed out the cigarette directly on a homework book on the table, clapped his palms, and said in English: "You are good, you are a man, and the other eggs have shrunk!

At this time, the head teacher of the sixth class said sharply: "Call and call Wang Zixuan, I don't understand, what is she doing with this kind of person to our school!"

The old rascal laughed and let out a few contemptuous voices: "Look at you, Bai Huo is almost 50 years old, and she said that the level of the school teachers is better than hers, is it wrong? If your level is not good, go home and eat your mother's milk, don't delay the future of dozens of students in Class 6!"

"Okay, good!" The head teacher of the sixth class stretched out his fingers, and his body, which was already seriously ill, shook a little: "It's better than that, I see where you can go crazy!"

The old rascal rolled up his sleeves, looked at a few male teachers, and said, "Then let's compare, but since it's a comparison, it's a matter of both sides, you don't have to go all, choose the three best English skills!"

The male teacher in his 30s looked angry: "Okay, okay, I'm going to see how capable you are today, I came in inexplicably, I want you to stay at the police station for a few days as a matter of course!"

After a while, other teachers passing by found out about this office, and at this time, many teachers who had heard the news rushed over.

A man with glasses who looked like a leader squeezed in, glanced at everyone, and said to the old rascal: "What are you doing? Why did you come to the school to disrupt the teaching order? This is illegal, you know?"

The old rascal handed him a cigarette, but he didn't take it, so he said, "Illegal? What is illegal? I just want to see if the level of your English teacher in No. 1 Middle School is qualified, and it has nothing to do with the teachers of other subjects! Are you the director or the principal?"

The man said, "I'm the principal here, Teacher Pan, tell me what happened just now, what's going on?"

Teacher Pan is the head teacher of Class 6, and at this time she was still so angry that her face turned red and said: "Inexplicably, I came to inquire about Wang Zixuan's home address yesterday, and today I came to challenge our English level, if anyone can beat him, he will get 5,000 yuan, and if he loses, let him put forward a condition!"

The old rascal hurriedly said: "Wrong, it's not for me to mention, I will mention a condition that you are not embarrassed and can definitely do!"