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The soft piano sound is a quiet autumn whisper, and Simon answers the phone.

"Hello?"

"Are you Simon?"

There was a woman on the other side of the phone, with a soft voice and fluent speech, which Simon was so envious.

"Yes......"

"I'm a cucumber technology company, I received your resume, you come to our company tomorrow for an interview, and the address time will be sent to your mobile phone, is this mobile phone number?"

"Yes......"

Simon looked at the phone that hung up, the deposit number, and the personnel of Cucumber Technology.

"What's going on?" asked Cheng Jiu'er.

She is a native of this city, and her family has found a relationship with her family and entered the state-owned unit, and now the whole person is in a carefree state of great consummation.

"Interviewed. ”

Tomorrow's interview, write it down in the memo.

"What company?"

"Cucumber Technology. ”

"I've never heard of it, how do you call it that. ”

Simon didn't care, there were many companies he hadn't heard of.

In recent years, there have been a lot of people who use vegetables and fruits as the name of the company, and this company is engaged in self-media.

The phone was just about to be put down, the ringtone rang again, and the name of the caller displayed on it, Avocado Technology, is also a self-media company, Ximen has been there, and the company is very large, close to the scale of fifteen people.

He applied for the position of marketing specialist, with a high salary of three or four thousand yuan, and ten people competed, so he should retake the test the day after tomorrow.

"Hmmm......"

"Is it Simon?"

“... It's me. ”

"Have you ever been hurt?"

"Hmmm......"

"Oh, and those reports on the Internet that you were smashed by a coconut are also true?"

"Hmmm......"

"Oh, we got it,... I didn't say it in the first test, and I didn't write the materials... Alas... We're just going to make sure of that, don't get excited....."

"Hmmm......"

The phone hung up, Simon looked at the number, silently deleted it, it is estimated that there will be no more calls, will you still go to the retest?

A message popped up on the phone, the interview notice of the cucumber technology before.

Simon put his phone on silent and looked out the window.

Life is often due to accidents.

Because the fate is wonderful, the plug-in will not be absent, only late...

This year is 9012, three thousand years late, Simon is almost hopeless.

On that day three years ago, the sun was setting, the sea breeze was slightly cool, and the powdery blue waves gently rolled the white foam on the beach, and the scenery was beautiful.

At the end of the college entrance examination, others tore books and carnival, treading the waves, but Simon frowned under the tree, his expression was uncomfortable, I was afraid that he would have to live up to the hopes of the whole village.

Every time there is a college entrance examination, there will be a lot of champions, liberal arts and sciences, national, provincial, city, county and town, and then schools, they can get a different number of bonuses and publicity opportunities.

Outside the champion, they are all slag.

Now the social competition is so fierce, you can't get a full score, you can't get the provincial champion, and the starting point of life is lower than others, one step at a time.

Should I repeat it?

Maybe God can't stand it, and a big coconut falls silently from the sky.

.......

Time has passed, three years have passed, and it is summer vacation, the west gate looks out of the window, people go to the empty building, and the living area of CityUniversity is slightly deserted.

The pickup truck stopped in front of the building, a group of boys and girls topologically embraced, with red eyes and laughter with tears, a famous scene in life.

"Take care, brother!"

"Come on buddy!"

"See you in twenty years!

"Yes, get married to a doll and then go on a blind date!"

The big slap slammed on the back like a drum, and he said goodbye with a sigh and a smile, solemnly parting, full of ritual.

But after a while, the style of painting changed-

"Thank you brother for not killing!"

"Hurry up! If you don't believe it or not, I'll go up and get my forty-meter knife down?!Let you go thirty-nine meters first!"

"Oops~ My Hongmeng cannon can't be held down, everyone dodge, I'll let this guy fly eight hundred miles first!"

Simon bent his waist and never got tired of seeing this scenery.

You're looking at someone else, I'm looking at you.

Cheng Jiu'er looked at Ximen's side face with some distraction, this guy was as handsome as a flower.

There is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed, and after today, some people will not see this life, some people will not see it, and some people will not see it.

The atmosphere outside was quite stable, and Li Bai was about to take the car.

"Spicy day, dusk, began to drift snow, sad, blooming all over the hills, waiting for the pure end ......"

The burst of voice from nowhere touched many people to tears.

"Phew, it's snowing in this weather......"

Cheng Jiu'er muttered and retracted her head, rubbed her arms and tilted her chair, not wanting to look at it.

Two long legs propped up the windowsill, and their toes were just right for the pot of desmodium.

The blades of this grass are round and small, and the stems are long and straight, cute and beautiful.

The denim hot pants have raw edges, and the legs are long and straight, although the skin is a little darker, there is a strange beauty.

So he watched Cheng Jiu'er's flexible toes playing on the blades of grass, pinching.

Simon casually pushed down the basin, away from this scourge, if it is not domestic, he will not cherish it, he still has to nourish Ye every day, this stinky foot is on it... How else do I get into meditation?

Cheng Jiu'er snorted, retracted his foot and gently kicked him to express his dissatisfaction, put on his flip-flops and clicked on the ground to play rhythm.

He actually snapped his fingers with his toes.

Ximen lowered his head and patted the place where he was kicked, his eyes went from the toes to the legs, from which he traced back to his small waist, crossed his chest to his neck, and finally stopped at Cheng Jiu'er's face, and didn't say anything.

He didn't have any real friends, and since he was seriously injured, everyone didn't dare to get too close, and few people wanted to be alone with him for fear of getting into trouble.

Cheng Jiu'er is an exception, this girl doesn't know if she is bold or something else, she is willing to talk to Simon if she has something to do, and she still runs to talk about things after she graduates.

"What do you say?" Cheng Jiu'er asked in a rough voice as she glanced at Ximen and raised her eyebrows.

Simon was silent, his mind was full of spiral hyperbola, how should a female man refuse euphemistically if he wants to share a house with him?

If you ask on the Internet, you should be ridiculed, right?

The board is divided into inches, the coconut wind can't stop it, and Cheng Jiuer is nicknamed the coconut tree.

With a beautiful appearance of eighty points and a handsome soul of thirty tons, Cheng Jiu'er was probably a female pirate in her last life, the kind that could drive hundreds of rough men to drive boats to rob at sea.

It's a pity that Simon has long been smashed into the ascetic system by a coconut.

In particular, this female man also wore a tight-fitting shirt, showing the kind and cute SpongeBob SquarePants on the clothes!

It looked like two coconuts were wrapped in his clothes, which reminded Simon of the big bag on the back of his head and the painful experience in the hospital bed.

My fate was changed because of a coconut.

I don't want to share a house with two coconuts.

Call!

Cheng Jiu'er blew her small bangs, revealing her smooth and full forehead, reached out and took out her mobile phone from her chest and swiped it twice and threw it to Ximen.

"Two bedrooms and one living room, in the community outside this school, the landlord is a professor from our school.

One kilometer away from the subway, luxury decoration, household appliances are all and broadband 5,000 a month, the hall is 1,000, I live in a big room, I have more, you take 2,000, we share other things equally. ”

"Don't worry, I won't let you carry rice and carry a gas canister, there is no such heavy work. ”

"If you don't want it, I have a spare tire, two jacks, three pumps, four screws, ......"

Simon raised his eyes in astonishment, do you rent a room with so many spare parts?

"Don't think about it, it's just you, of course, it's not because of this, it's the same for both men and women!

Cheng Jiu'er couldn't see the blush because of her dark complexion, and looked directly into Ximen's eyes, "Give me a word, and if you decide, I will pay the money to sign the contract, and pay three mortgages and one." I'm telling you, this thing is very rare, you think it's just renting a house?NO!

We got on the landlord and professor, and there are many benefits after this, daily contact and friendship, New Year's Day gifts, let's go to college and then go to graduate school or whatever, people are old professors are thighs, I tell you that I am ready to rent for a long time, and my own suite is rented to others...... Renting a house with a professor is definitely a trick. ”

Cheng Jiu'er Balala said, staring eagerly at Ximen with a pair of bright eyes, hoping that he would nod.

Able to speak sign language

"Sharing a house can save a little, and it's not so... Boring, you have a gentle temper, a simple and conservative personality, many life skills, and tall and handsome, and it's quite suitable to go out and pretend to be a boyfriend as a bodyguard when necessary...."

Cheng Jiu'er muttered a bunch of vague words, regardless of whether Ximen heard it clearly or not, he reached out and picked up the book and fanned the wind: "Hurry up and decide!

Me, bodyguard?

Simon looked at her in a daze, and didn't know what to say for a while, but he was inexplicably a little nervous, and he became more and more nervous.

"Forget it, you'd better look for it... People, I.. I didn't have that job... Not.. Definite...."

When he opened his mouth, he stammered, and the male god became funny, but Cheng Jiu'er didn't laugh.

Simon is known to be stammering, unable to speak long sentences because of the sequelae of head trauma

This poor guy was originally a top student, but his IQ was smashed from 15 to 0 by the coconut, and it only recovered to 90 after treatment.

When I introduced myself at the beginning of school, I took out my medical records and confessed frankly, and there was still a little shadow in my brain that did not disappear, so that everyone could take care of it more.

It took five minutes to finish speaking, it was the beginning of a serious illness at that time, and now it has been three years, and I don't feel much better, but I am used to being silent, and I must be concise when I have to speak.

The classmates are very loving, no one makes fun of him to his face, but they all envy this product for not participating in military training!

The scorching sun is scorching, everyone has become charcoal-roasted ham sausages, but this product can blow air conditioning in the dormitory, and a cold white skin is comparable to a big white bright blind dog's eyes.

Three years later, I am even more envious, how many people can grow from 1.7 meters to 1.9 meters?

It must be that the pituitary gland is pressed by a blood clot to secrete growth hormone, and the strange thing is that the face is not only not disabled, but also looks better and better.

It's a pity that no matter how high the brain injury is, Simon doesn't have scholar syndrome, but makes people feel that their memory is a little weak, and their academic performance is always average.

God is fair, give you extraordinary appearance, take away your IQ and vitality, and the lost IQ points may be added to your appearance.

The school was also disappointed, under the pressure of public opinion, I wanted to suck a genius on a dip, but I didn't expect that the IQ trend was low for a long time, and there was a risk of dying in school at any time.

"What then?"

"That .......," Simon opened his mouth half-open, as if he were groaning.

Cheng Jiu'er stared at his mouth, really anxious for him: "What? What should I do then? If you find a unit and don't live in it, I'll find someone else to share the house, and I can refund your money to you first! Where do you rent a house now, don't want two or three thousand, you might as well follow me if you get along with others! You don't want to find a man to share a house, right?"

You're that kind of person!

"But ......"

"But what?"

Simon stretched out his hand and pressed his mouth: "No money!"

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