854. On-site teaching touches porcelain
The dinner was happy, and the guests and hosts were happy, but when the guests left and started to check out, Dou Dou was immediately unhappy.
"The meal cost 1,526 yuan. Li Chao calculated the account and asked Li Xiang to go to Dou Dou to ask for food money.
Li Xiangcai was not so stupid, and said: "Dad, my name is not right, you should go." The hotel is yours, and you are the general manager. ”
Li Chao said: "I am your father, how about I send you?"
Li Xiang said: "Don't say send me, do you know how much it costs to invite me to go now? ”
Li Chao knew that his son was old and was no longer obedient, sighed, found Dou Dou, who was coaxing the doll to sleep, and handed over the bill first.
Dou Dou raised his head, looked at his father suspiciously, took his little hand away from the doll's belly, took his father's note, looked at it again and again, didn't understand, and asked, "Clams?"
Li Chao said: "Dou Dou, you are very good today, like a big sister, very polite, and very good at enlivening the atmosphere, Xiao Yuzi's family and Xiao Nan's family are very happy, and they praise you in front of me when I go back." I told them that Dou Dou was invited to dinner today, and they said that Dou Dou was really amazing and sensible, and let me thank you on their behalf. ”
Dou Dou said happily: "No thanks, Sister Rabbit knows how to be polite." ”
Shi Shi didn't know when he came over, and interjected: "Shi Shi is also in for a treat." ”
Li Chao said: "Ah yes, the teacher is also very good, and they also let me thank you." ”
The teacher said, "No thanks, I'm a young lady." ”
Li Chao said with relief: "Dad is really happy to see your performance like this, the two little babies have grown up, like an adult, then, Dou Dou, this is the bill in your hand, I ate 1526 yuan for this meal tonight, it's time to settle the bill." ”
"Clams?" Dou Dou was taken aback, looked at his father in shock, and looked at his master with a weak heart when he saw his father's determined appearance. The teacher said: "Sister, 1,526 yuan, a lot of money, you have to give money to your father." ”
Dou Dou pulled the baby fat and asked how much 1526 yuan is 5 yuan. If it doesn't convert to 5 yuan, she can't figure it out.
Li Chao pinched his fingers and calculated, and said: "It's a total of 305 5 yuan, don't give you 1 yuan, it's a discount for you." ”
Dou Dou was shocked and dropped the carefully cared for doll to the ground, and his small mouth opened into an O-shape, looking like he wanted her life.
The teacher picked up the doll from the ground, held it in his arms, patted the doll's small belly, reassured it not to be afraid, and then said to Li Chao: "Dad, we don't have any money. ”
Li Chao said: "Your sister is rich. ”
Dou Dou immediately jumped to her feet and said that she had no money! She didn't have a penny! She was a poor baby.
When you are treated, you are bold and generous, when you eat, and you are frightened when you check out, this is the true portrayal of Li Doudou's children tonight.
Director Dou howled dryly and ran to find Li Xiang, who had slipped away first when he saw that the situation was not good. In times of crisis, Sister Bunny instinctively went to find Elephant Li.
Li Xiang was blocked by Dou Dou at the door of the bathroom, and before he could react, he had been hugged tightly by Sister Rabbit on his thighs, wrapped his hands and feet around him, like a sloth, hanging on it, and threatened not to give her the money that beat her with black balls, she just hugged her all night, don't want to tear her off.
Even, she begged Li Daxiang to beat her up, and then pay her father for beating her.
Li Xiang said with a wry smile: "Why don't you go to your father and beat you, so that you don't have to pay a penny." ”
This inspired Dou Dou, she felt that this was the reason, ran to Li Chao, and pitifully begged her father to beat her, then lose money, and then get the bill free!
Li Chao had no choice but to pretend to touch her.
Li Xiang immediately reminded Dou Dou on the side: "Fall down, fall down quickly, Dou Dou, you stupid boy, fall down quickly, scream, let Dad lose money." ”
Dou Dou reacted, his little body was crooked, and with a click, his little buttocks fell to the ground, and his milk screamed, making his father lose money.
The teacher hugged the doll and said, "Ah, my sister has fallen." ”
Li Chao said: "Okay, free order, get up." ”
Dou Dou immediately got up, patted his buttocks, snorted, and took the doll from the teacher's arms as if nothing happened, and she still had to coax the doll to sleep.
Xiang Xiaoyuan was speechless when she watched from the sidelines, thinking that she might be the only one in this family with a stable IQ.
Li Xiang put away his phone and said to her, "I know Mom, you must be wondering, are these guys mentally retarded, why did I give birth to such little things." Mom, don't think so, it's all childlike. ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "Childlike is childlike, pack up your things, let's go home." ”
Li wanted to drive and take Master Dou with him. Li Chao also drove the car, and he drove Xiang Xiaoyuan back to his home.
Li wanted to send the video of Dou Dou touching porcelain tonight to Huang Youyi, which made his girlfriend laugh, and laughed for a long time before reappearing.
Li Xiang sang: "You look so good when you smile, like a spring flower." ”
Then he said: "I like to see you laugh, why do you hide outside the camera, come, smile at Xiao Wang again." ”
Huang Youyi lowered her head and smiled: "Don't sing this song indiscriminately, this song is now designated by fans as the image endorsement song of the teacher, and it can only be sung by her, not others, I don't want to be attacked by netizens." ”
Li thought: "How could I not know such a thing?" ”
Huang Youyi said: "You go to the Yuefu Music Source website to see, the comments under this song are all about the teacher. ”
Li Xiang immediately looked through it, browsed for a while, and said, "Phew~ These cheeky people." ”
He said to Huang Youyi: "Do you think I want to post this video on Douyin?"
Huang Youyi couldn't help laughing again and said, "Dou Dou wants to fight with you." ”
Li Xiang said: "She can't fight me now." ”
After thinking about it, I didn't feel at ease, I came out of the study, looked at the living room downstairs, there was no trace of a child, and when I came to the princess's room, the door was hidden, and Dou Dou's voice came out of the crack in the door: "No~ Little rabbit can't die, the brain tiger is a bad guy~"
The teacher's voice came out: "Little Rabbit is my sister, Little Rabbit is very cute, Little Rabbit can't die." ”
Dou Dou said, "My sister is dead." ”
Master: "Clams?"
Dou Dou: "My sister is dead, and the little rabbit is dead~"
Teacher: "Is it swollen and dead? That's not what the story says. ”
Dou Dou: "Listen to my sister, my sister said that the little rabbit died, and she became a little rabbit ghost." ”
Master: "Clams?"
Dou Dou: "Woo~~~"
Li Xiang looked through the crack in the door and saw the little sister sitting on the carpet telling a story, surrounded by a circle of bells and whistles of small animal dolls, Meng Qiqi and the unicorn were held in the arms of the little sister. Dou Dou also hung a small light green blanket on his head, draped it on his body, opened his teeth and danced his claws, scaring the teacher sitting in front of him, pretending to be a ghost.