267. Snacks cannot be eaten as meals

Li wanted to give himself a song "Dust in the Fireworks", after the recording, Dou Dou hurriedly ran over, put his request to sit on the sofa and obediently eat snacks behind him, and said that the elephant is really an elephant, it is amazing, there is no edge, such a beautiful song can be sung, and it screams so loudly, it is really amazing, why didn't I find it before.

For Dou Dou's sycophancy, Li Xiang was not shocked on the surface, but in fact, he was quite refreshing in his heart, which was more refreshing than Wang Yinzhen's serious ass just now.

This is mainly due to the fact that the child who is patting on the back in front of him usually calls himself a "little poisonous tongue", often criticizes him, ridicules him, belittles him, and rarely praises him.

Such a little poisonous tongue suddenly changed the direction of the wind and patted the horse's ass, which instantly made Li Xiang's whole body feel crooked, and he felt that there was a wild horse in his body, and he really wanted to jump up happily.

Li Xiang didn't jump up, because there were other people around him, and he didn't accept Dou Dou's sycophants completely, because he had to pretend to be deep and steady.

He nodded majestically at Dou Dou's sycophancy, noncommittal, neither pushing it off nor accepting it, as if he didn't care at all.

Dou Dou tugged at his pants, raised his head and praised enthusiastically, only to find that the elephant ignored her, and his mood immediately turned cloudy, no longer verbose, and bluntly said that the master also wanted to sing, and asked the elephant to take the teacher to the glass house to sing.

The teacher stood aside in a daze, emmmm~ um? Did the baby say? The baby didn't speak.

Li Xiang saw Shishi's expression and knew that Shishi was being used again, not that she wanted to sing, but that Dou Dou wanted to sing.

"Do you really want to sing?"

Shishi's big eyes looked at him, confused......

Dou Dou replaced his sister and said: "Three little pigs build a house~"

Li Xiang said disgustedly: "It's three little pigs who built a house again, and they haven't built it for so many years, pigs~"

Dou Dou lowered his head, secretly puffed out his little face, stared at Li Daxiang's big feet, and wanted to raise his little feet to step on him, hum, he actually said that his sister was a pig!

But she can't step on it, and if she steps on it now, the elephant won't let her sing.

She really wants to sing now, and just now after listening to Li Xiang's supernatural performance, she moved her mind to compare and want to compare with elephants.

"Purr ~ Purr ~ Ho Ho ~ "

Dou Dou abandons dignity, dignity? What is dignity? Don't want dignity! What dignity do you need at this time! You want to sing, you don't want dignity!

She purred through her little nose and pretended to be a piglet. It's not enough to pretend to be a piglet, and call on the teacher to become a pig snoring.

The teacher sniffed and said, "Hey~I'm a little pig~"

She doesn't make purring sounds through her nose, which is a stunt of Dou Dou that she hasn't learned yet.

So dignified, so competitive Dou Dou actually learned to bark a pig, Li Xiang was moved by her sincerity, and said: "Okay, then take you to sing a song, what song do you want to sing? ”

Dou Dou's face was happy, and her eyes were wide with joy, thinking about what song she would sing besides "Three Little Pigs Build a House".

At this time, the master had already spoken first.

"The Three Little Ducklings Quack. ”

Li Xiang: (???? _?? `)

"What song is this?"

The master opened his mouth and came and sang to the elephant brother.

???? A duckling is called Quack????

???? Round eyes and flat mouth????

???? Come to the river and call your partner????

???? It doesn't dare to swim if it wants to????

I can't go on singing four sentences, I can't do the rest of it, and I don't remember the lyrics.

But just with these four sentences, it was already very good, and everyone present was moved, applauded one after another, and looked at her laughing from the bottom of her heart.

Who let this be the boss's sister!Sell face to face~ Don't let your little sister come to sell face, please sell face, be conscious.

Although the teacher doesn't care much about the praise, he will be very happy to be praised, and he is in a super good mood, and he really wants to open his hand and fly to the sky for a spin and then come down.

However, "Three Little Ducklings Quack" did not pass Li Xiang's consent, Li thought about it and decided to teach his little sister a new song, not always three little pigs and three ducklings, just a few children's songs that come and go, naΓ―ve to the extreme.

Wang Yinzhen asked in surprise: "Li Xiang, do you still know how to write children's songs?"

Li Xiang said vividly: "There is no song I can't write." ”

Gu Qijing's eyes were full of admiration, Wang Yinzhen was old and would not worship a person at will, especially a boy younger than her, but this did not prevent her from appreciating.

There was a light in her eyes, and she believed Li Xiang's words. "Paper Short Love", "Sunshine is Always After the Wind and Rain" and so on are all popular songs, but Li Xiang can also write a song with a super theme like "I Love Your Motherland", so what is there to write a children's song!

Dou Dou happily wanted to be the first to run to the glass room, but Li Xiang grabbed his clothes and dragged him back, saying, "You don't need to go inside, we are here." ”

Dou Dou fluttered twice, failed to break free from the clutches of Li Elephant, was convinced, and obediently agreed, if he didn't go to the glass room, he wouldn't go!

The staff of the organic spirit had already moved the chair, Li Xiang sat on the chair, and then asked Dou Dou and the master to sit on the sofa, and said to Gu Qijing, "Bring my guitar." ”

The chair-moving staff turned into a gust of wind and rushed out......

Gu Qijing: ?? \_(ツ)_/??

After a while, no one came back, Gu Qijing went to Li Xiang's office to see that the guitar was still leaning against the wall and didn't move, and he dared to feel that the young man just now was not here to get the guitar.

"That's someone from my department, and he's, emmm, rushing to the bathroom. The tuner said to Gu Qijing.

Gu Qijing: "......"

Li Xiang got the guitar, tried it, looked at the little sisters and said, "I'll listen to my brother later, you know?"

"Okay. ”

β€œO。 ”

"Brother play and sing it first......"

"Okay, no problem, elephant, you just do it~ Dou Dou agrees with you, you hurry up. ”

Before Li Xiang could speak, Dou Dou couldn't wait: I agree with whatever you say, just one request, that is, hurry up, the little baby can't help but scream.

Li Xiang: "......"

Gu Qijing burst out laughing.

Dou Dou heard her laughter, looked at her angrily, didn't understand what Miss Xiaojing was laughing at, was what the baby said funny?

Gu Qijing saw that she was being stared at seriously by Dou Dou, so she quickly restrained the smile on her face, lowered her eyes, pretended that nothing happened, and didn't see the cute and fierce eyes of the little baby.

Hum~

Dou Dou put aside his little head and looked at Li Xiang, a smile appeared on his serious face again, hehehehe, she likes Elephant Li very much now, this is a good elephant.

Li Xiang: "I'll sing it to you first, listen to it well." ”

"Pigeon, hurry up. The teacher, who had been silent, suddenly said, "My sister is going to cry." ”

"I didn't~" Dou Dou argued, she didn't want to cry at all, there was no such thing!

"Children who want to cry will say they don't want to cry. ”

The teacher's words were amazing, not only stunned Dou Dou, but also stunned Li Xiang, the teacher who couldn't speak clearly before would even come up with such a very reasonable sentence, is it really grown up? 4 and a half years old is really amazing.

Li Xiang: "The song that my brother taught you to sing is called "Snacks Can't Be Eaten". ”

Dou Dou immediately retorted: "Yes, brother, snacks can be eaten as meals." ”

Li Xiang: "......"

Dou Dou continued: "Brother, you don't know, snacks can be eaten as meals. ”

She lifted her clothes, exposed her little belly, and patted it, it was white and big, it was the snack she had just eaten, and it was bulging.

Li Xiang wanted to cover his face, but he didn't have time now. He hurriedly pulled down Dou Dou's clothes to cover his little belly, and criticized: "How many times have I told you, I can't show my little belly, you are a girl~ Do you know." ”

Dou Dou hurriedly folded his hands in front of him and said obediently: "I know~"

"What do you know?"

"Dou Dou is a little girl. ”

"......" Li Xiang asked Shishi, "Shishi, do you think my sister shows her little belly?"

Shishi shook her head without hesitation, Li Xiang was relieved, and asked her why she couldn't show her small belly, and Shishi said that it was because she would be sick.

Emmmmm~ Although this is not what he wants to talk about, what the master said also makes sense.

He immediately said to Dou Dou: "Look, my sister knows the truth, but you don't know it as an elder sister. ”

"My sister is also a baby. Dou Dou said aggrievedly.

Well, you have a point, too.

"Okay, just remember it. Let's sing. ”

The song that Li Xiang taught Dou Dou and his teacher is called "Snacks Can't Be Eaten as Meals".

???? Niamu????

???? Playing games and eating????

???? Watching the show and eating????

???? Why are you so depraved????

???? Niamu????

???? Eating alone????

???? From breakfast to dinner????

???? There are pickled peppers, phoenix feet, spicy dried fish, and spiced melon seeds????

???? There is a stir-fried chestnut with peanut candy with the original flavor of the pot????

???? There is a Coke Sprite lemon soda????

This is a very childlike song, Li Xiang had to sing it with his throat in order to sing this feeling, and the people present looked disgusted, but some people performed it fully, and some people endured it.

The one who performed very fully was Li Doudou's child. She didn't hide her disgust, and the expression on her face seemed to see shit, huh-

The teacher smiled awkwardly and politely.

Li Xiangqiang resisted the urge of Tu Dun and finished singing, not daring to look at the expressions of everyone present, only staring at the guitar he was holding, and said to Dou Dou and Shishi: "Okay, it's time for you to sing now." ”

Li wants to divide the lyrics for them, you and she are very skillful in cooperating. From childhood to now, they are often taught to sing and dance by Xiaoyuan's mother, but they are already experienced at a young age, and the twins have telepathy, and ordinary people can't compare to them for this kind of cooperation between the two.

This song may really be good for children to sing, Li wants to sing it when it is super ugly, but in the voices of Dou Dou and Shishi, it seems more and more small and cute.

The two villains sang "Spicy Dried Fish with Pickled Pepper and Phoenix Feet and Spiced Melon Seeds", which was full of pictures, especially Li Doudou's children, who almost happily sang the name of every snack. She suppressed the joy and impulsiveness in her heart, just like the sweet longing of the first love man and woman who are about to meet, but she replaced her boyfriend with pickled pepper and phoenix feet and spicy dried fish......

Dou Dou's singing demeanor is very vivid, and she is more in place in performance and interpretation, but in terms of grasp of intonation, she is not as good as her teacher. Shishi is the kind of child who is born with a sense of music, usually at home, Xiang Xiaoyuan teaches the two sisters to sing, Dou Dou is the loudest one, and Shishi is the one who sings the song completely at his own pace without being disturbed by it.

When the sisters sang in a milky voice, Li wanted to play guitar accompaniment for them, so that after singing a few times, they became more and more proficient, and they would not be interrupted by swallowing saliva halfway.

In the end, Li Xiang took them into the glass room, the two were excited, and felt new about everything in the glass room, but the master stood in place, looking around with his eyes, while Dou Dou took small steps and walked around the room, touching this and asking that, and finally was hugged by Li Xiang to the high stool before it was quiet.

"Now it's time to record a song, we have to cheer up, let's try to get over it once, okay?" Li Xiang said to Master Dou Dou, who was sitting on a barstool. They have to sit on a barstool or they won't be able to reach the microphone.

β€œO。 ”

"What's the problem~"

This confident child had a problem in the next second, and she hiccuped.

Belch~~

The recording was interrupted, and I had to start all over again.

Seeing that he was being stared at by the elephant and his sister, Dou Dou smirked embarrassedly, and the feet hanging in the air couldn't help kicking around, twisting their little hands together, revealing an embarrassed and polite smirk.

Li Xiang: "You have eaten too many snacks?"

Dou Dou's big black and white eyes glanced at him quickly, bared his teeth and smirked, and nodded his little head, yes, I ate too much, the preserved fruit just now was too enthusiastic, and I asked her to eat it, but she couldn't refuse, so she ate a lot, and her little belly was bulging.

In order to prove her words, she instinctively wanted to lift up her little clothes and show her bulging belly to Elephant Li, but then it occurred to her that she had just been criticized by the elephant for showing her belly, and that a smart baby could not make the same mistake twice in front of the same villain, and that would be completely ruined.

So Dou Dou cleverly turned the original action of picking up clothes into a wrapping corner, which just fit her embarrassed and shy mood at the moment.

Picture perfect!

As she spoke, the child changed from her lack of confidence to full of confidence, because she found more, just like hackers found network vulnerabilities, woodpeckers found insects, beans found beans, and she also found loopholes for elephants!

"It's you~"

Dou Dou pointed at Li Xiang with his small hand and swore to Balabala. She thinks that she can't blame her for her hiccups, and that the elephant is also responsible, because the elephant said that the baby should eat all the snacks before he can play, and she just listened to the elephant and ate hard, and the result was that she couldn't eat. If the elephant hadn't said that, she wouldn't have eaten so much, and she wouldn't have burped when she sings!

It's all the elephant that she didn't make it to the star, ahhhh

Elephants are badass, that's the last thing she came to conclusion.

Li Xiang was so angry that he almost shattered the glass room. Fortunately, at this time, Gu Qijing brought in his thermos flask from the outside, which invisibly stopped Li Xiang's impulse.

Li Xiang took the thermos flask, first gently fed the master and drank it, and then roughly stuffed it into the mouth of the quibbling Li Doudou child, and said: "Drink water, drink water, Rory, it's only 4 and a half years old, just nagging like this, are you a grandmother?"

Dou Dou sighed, holding the thermos cup stuffed by Li Xiang with both hands, gulped and drank five sips, pushed it away, and said angrily: "Then your name is the grandmother of the Lun family." ”

Li Xiang took back the thermos flask and said, "You think beautifully." ”

The two of them had a verbal confrontation, and they were shocked by the others, but they didn't expect the 4-and-a-half-year-old little sister to be able to speak so much, and they didn't expect Li Xiang, who has always been mature, to have such a naΓ―ve and cute side, and the little sister can also fight, what a childlike heart.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry for you, don't say it~" Li Xiang finally held high the white flag for peace talks, "Don't say it~ Don't say itβ€”β€”β€”β€”"

Seeing that she almost collapsed Li Daxiang, Dou Dou raised his small chin, snorted arrogantly, skimmed his little head, and ignored his subordinates.

She and Shishi muttered, Shishi didn't know what the young lady said, covered her mouth and smiled, and peeked at Li Xiang.

Li Xiang was angry at this sight, of course, this fire was not for the teacher, but for Dou Dou. Because he guessed that Dou Dou definitely didn't say anything good about him, just like the aunts of the two communities were gossiping, it just so happened that the object of this gossip passed in front of them, so the aunts continued to gossip while looking at each other, just like boiling beans happened to come to the beans, and the gossip was even more vigorous.

Li Xiang hurriedly told himself not to be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, this pair in front of him is his own, blood is thicker than water.

"Sing and sing, don't gossip. Li Xiang interrupted the little sister's whisper angrily, played the guitar roughly, and first came a piece of "Difficult Sutra", the rhythm of the rapid rain was like his mood at the moment, and he was on fire from the bottom of his heart.

When Wang Yinzhen heard this guitar, her eyes lit up instantly, so good!

It's a pity that Li Xiang only played for less than ten seconds, but he played in several wrong places, and finally ended in a hurry and stopped playing. Given that he was in a hot mood at the moment, Wang Yinzhen didn't say anything. She couldn't figure out Li Xiang's temper, in case she went up to talk at this time, and Li Xiang hated it, it would be worth the loss.

"Pigeon pigeon ~ pigeon pigeon ~" Shi Shi beckoned to Li Xiang, she was sitting on a high stool, she was small, equivalent to hanging in mid-air, but she didn't dare to jump, so she could only wave Li Xiang over.

"What's wrong?" Li Xiang selectively ignored Li Doudou on the side, this little meatball made him unhappy.

Let's chirp~

Li Xiang was attacked by his teacher, and a milky kiss was printed on his face.

"I love you~"

was strongly confessed again.

Li Xiang's irritable mood was immediately cleared, just like drinking a sip of cold Coke on a dog day, and the heat was gone.

Li Xiang touched Shishi's little head and said, "I love you too." ”

"I love you too. Dou Dou also joined the confession team, and asked Li Xiang to send her face, she wanted to kiss her, but unfortunately, Li Xiang refused.

"Come on, come on, come and kiss me, kiss me, you can't kiss me......" Li Doudou's child suddenly became enthusiastic, pouting and asking for a kiss.

The unrestrained Li Doudou children appeared, and Li Xiang noticed that there were many people watching outside the glass, which was too numb! So he slapped Dou Dou's pouting mouth and said, "Sing, don't talk about anything else, let's finish our work quickly." ”

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