Chapter 338: Reasoning in a physical way
Obviously, no matter how big the cake Fang Yuan bought for Father Fang, he would not have such treatment.
"By the way, what about my father?" Fang Yuan then remembered, speaking of which, until now, he hadn't seen Fang's father yet.
"I drove to buy groceries, otherwise what would I eat at night?"
They go out shopping early in the morning, and they also eat out at noon, so naturally there is no food at home.
"Isn't there a supermarket in the community, why do you have to drive out to buy it?" Fang Yuan asked strangely.
"What time is it now, all the dishes in the community are leftovers, not fresh at all, your dad drove to the big supermarket. Fang's mother said.
"Alright, when he comes back, I'll cook dinner. ”
Fang Yuan came back so early, he was originally going to go grocery shopping by himself, but now it seems that he doesn't need to.
So I was ready to go back to the study and surf the Internet.
Sometimes Fang Yuan felt that he had a very serious network dependence, and he usually touched the computer every day at work, and he was very unwilling.
But when I go home, no one pushes me, I still want to play with the computer, and I feel uncomfortable without the computer.
But since there is a little cutie at home, this problem has improved a lot, because she is usually pulled over by the little cutie to play with her.
Like now.
"Dad, play with me. ”
The little guy is wearing high heels in a blue coat, with one hand on his waist and one hand on the stair railing.
But Fang Yuan just wanted to laugh a little.
"Why are you wearing your mother's shoes, your own shoes are very good!" Fang Yuan squatted down and asked with a smile.
"Because big beauties wear high heels, am I a big beauty now?" asked the little guy grinning.
"Yes, yes, you're a big beauty, but you still took off your mother's shoes and were careful of falling. Fang Yuan stood up and rubbed her head.
"No, I'm not beautiful enough. The little one shook his head and refused.
At this moment, the orange quietly walked down the handrail of the stairs, and decided to surprise the little master.
After popcorn stood up the stairs and saw it, he also quietly walked down.
When they went out in the morning, Fang's mother poured some pet food into their food bowls.
But the oranges were greedy, and after eating their own portions, they grabbed the popcorn to eat, which made the popcorn very angry.
But the orange has a big belly and a round waist, and although the popcorn pretends to be fierce, who calls it too small, and the cry has a milky sound.
So Tangerine was naturally not afraid of him and ate all his dog food.
So popcorn always wants to find an opportunity to sneak up on the reward, and now the opportunity has come.
Although the orange's body has become fat into a ball, its movements are very light, not to mention that the little guy didn't notice it, even Fang Yuan noticed it, but even if he noticed it, he probably wouldn't care.
At this moment, the orange suddenly jumped, trying to jump on the little one's shoulder.
But it underestimated its own weight and overestimated the strength of its little master.
The little guy, who was already unsteady on his feet, immediately fell headlong down.
Frightened, Fang Yuan rushed forward with an arrow step, if she fell down, it was estimated that her two big teeth would fall out before she could change her teeth.
When Popcorn saw the orange rushing out, he also pounced on it, biting its tail.
The orange immediately exploded, turned around and scratched it with its paws.
Popcorn was very smart, took a bite, turned around and ran up the stairs, and the orange immediately chased after him.
This made Fang Yuan, who originally wanted to reprimand them for a few words, have to swallow the words back.
turned to the little guy who fell in his arms and said: "Look at how dangerous it was just now, if I hadn't caught you, your big teeth would have to be knocked off, and your words would have leaked." ”
"Hehe, it's fun, Dad, shall we do it again?" The little guy didn't listen to what Fang Yuan said at all.
Fang Yuan: "......." ”
"No, take off your mother's shoes. Fang Yuan picked her up and forcibly took off the high heels on her feet.
"Take it off, will you play with me?" said the little one, writhing in his arms.
"What do you want to play?" Fang Yuan asked, putting her down.
"Why don't we shoot the ball together?" said the little one.
"No, I don't want to play with you, you can't catch it every time. ”
"Hmph, then you can't catch it every time!" retorted the little one, thrusting his back.
"That's because you have little strength, you throw it at your feet every time, where can Dad catch it? You said that you eat so much food every day, don't you have the strength to grow flesh alone?" Fang Yuan said and gently pinched her fat little arm.
"Wow, grandma, grandma, daddy he pinched me. The little one burst into tears.
But the light thunder does not rain, and the two eyes are spinning.
Dad Fang had just bought groceries and walked in from outside the door with a large bag.
As soon as he entered the door, he heard the little guy crying, so he immediately said loudly: "Fang Yuan, why are you beating children? Let me tell you, only men who have no ability can beat children." ”
"That's right, only men who don't have the ability to beat children. Fang Yuan turned his head and said obliquely.
"What kind of eyes are you in, have I ever beaten you since you were a child?" Father Fang put the vegetables he bought on the table and said angrily.
"Hehe....... Fang Yuan said that I would just smile and not speak.
"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, yin and yang are weird. Father Fang said with a gloomy face.
Then he turned his head and said to Xinxin who was pretending to cry with a smile: "Baby, don't cry, come to grandpa and tell grandpa, how did your father bully you, where did he beat you?"
It's faster than Sichuan to change its face.
"Grandpa, Dad, he doesn't play with me. The little guy pouted aggrievedly.
This little guy has now learned not only to fake crying, but also to complain.
"Fang Yuan, I'll tell you seriously, you're such an adult, you can't beat the child, if there is anything, you have to reason with her, you can't do it at every turn. Father Fang said to Fang Yuan with a serious face.
"I didn't beat her, I was playing with her, and I said Dad, why didn't you reason with me when I was a child?" Fang Yuan said speechlessly.
"Who says I don't reason with you? I'm just reasoning with you physically. Father Fang said confidently.
"Dad, I'm really convinced of you, so why don't I reason with her in a physical way in the future?" Fang Yuan said jokingly.
"You dare, can you compare with her? She is a girl, her skin is delicate and tender, what about you? You have rough skin and flesh, don't you have any points in your heart?" Father Fang immediately became anxious when he heard this, and his eyes widened.
"Okay, I won't tell you, I'll cook. Fang Yuan felt that he was not an opponent, so he took the initiative to admit it.
"No, I'll just get it, you accompany the little guy to play." Father Fang said.
"Okay, what do you want to play? And who the hell did you learn this from, it's not good. Fang Yuan pulled the little guy from Father Fang's arms and said.
"Xiaoxin. The little guy smiled disapprovingly.
Fang Yuan sighed when he heard this, some very well-known animations are actually not suitable for children to watch!
"Wife, the vegetables have been bought. Fang's father turned his head to Fang's mother, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
In fact, the subtext is that I want her to cook.
When Mother Lan heard this, she was about to stand up, but was pulled by Mother Fang, "Just let Fang Yuan do dinner." ”
"Fang Yuan wants to play with Xinxin!" said Fang's father.
"Then you're going to burn it, and you won't eat without me?"
"yes, I can't live a day without you. Father Fang was cheeky and said with a salivating face.
"Tsk, you are not serious, Sister He is still here, what can you say?" Fang's mother said this, but the person stood up happily.
Fang Yuan quietly gave Father Fang a thumbs up.
Father Fang raised his eyebrows at him proudly.