Chapter 558: With your kind of intelligence, you'll be beaten to death sooner or later
"Who's going to take my bowl?!" Dahua asked stupidly.
"Dahua, when you're full, go back to work!" Huang Lei said faintly.
Dahua looked confused: "But I haven't eaten enough?! Mr. Huang, I only ate two bites." ”
"Didn't you say it wasn't delicious? That must not be to your liking, then don't eat it, the pile of firewood hasn't been cut yet, you go ahead and finish cutting the dish!"
Huang Lei said calmly.
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the puppy running happily in the yard: "Little H, come here!"
When the child heard Huang Lei's cry, he immediately ran over, his tail wagging happily.
"Come, Xiao H, eat noodles!" I saw that Huang Lei didn't know where to take out a bowl and put it in front of the child.
That bowl, Dahua feels so familiar!
The noodles in there, he also feels so familiar!
Looks like he's seen it just now!
Wait a minute!
It was obviously bitten by itself!
Dahua: "......"
Isn't that his bowl?!
At this time, Xiao H was eating happily!
The strong desire to survive made his brain finally turn around at this time and make the last survival instinct.
immediately changed his words and said: "Teacher Huang's cooking is the best, much better than that cooked by Brother Ye Tian." ”
In the face of the oppression of the invincible power, he knelt decisively! And he knelt steadily!
That's right, he's just so unprincipled.
In the face of the big guy, in the face of hunger, bow your head decisively.
However.
"Hehe......"
Huang Lei said with a smile on his face: "This is too fake!"
Dahua: "......"
What else do you want from me?
Dahua is about to cry, it's useless to tell the truth by himself, and it's useless to tell lies now.
The small eyes asking for help looked at the others, Peng Peng was useless and had no right to speak, so only Ye Tian and He Ling were left.
Ye Tian is very kind-hearted, he is most unaccustomed to some kittens and dogs, and his pitiful little eyes look at him.
"Dahua, honesty is a very good character, continue to work hard in the future, continue to maintain. Ye Tian said with a look of relief.
Dahua immediately looked moved and shouted, "Brother Ye Tian!"
Sure enough, it was still Brother Ye Tian, who still spoke for him at such a time, praised him, and praised his character.
"Well, hard work is also a very good character, so you go to work!" Ye Tian continued.
The emotion that had just risen in Dahua's heart suddenly froze, and he looked at Ye Tian in disbelief.
Isn't it to help him speak?
How did it just turn into letting him go to work again?
You're really my brother!
"Poof—"
Peng Peng, who was on the side, couldn't hold back and laughed directly.
Dahua's eyes are very resentful, this younger brother is definitely a fake brother, not only does he not sympathize with him, but he also keeps watching jokes.
Peng Peng, you also feel that your behavior is very impolite, and it is very inappropriate to interject at this time, so you raised your head and showed a very honest smile to Dahua.
Dahua: "......"
I don't know why, Dahua feels more heartbroken!
At this time, He Ling raised his head with a smile and said, "Okay, Teacher Huang, don't be difficult for the child." ”
Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮——
Huang Lei snorted and didn't speak, which can be regarded as a tacit acquiescence, after all, the good old man He Ling has spoken.
Dahua is a touch, sure enough, at this time, Mr. He is reliable, I have never felt so warm, and my heart is warm.
Of course, he still didn't dare to do it.
Seeing this scene, He Ling smiled and directly handed the bowl in his hand to Dahua.
He said funny, "Come on!"
Dahua took it cautiously, glanced at Huang Lei cautiously, had no expression or refusal, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
picked up the bowl and ran to the side, at this time Dahua's eyesight was still quite strong, after all, out of sight and out of mind, he must not dangle in front of Huang Lei's eyes at this time.
He began to eat in large gulps.
There is an urge to burst into tears!
I don't know why, it's so much better than before!
Well, it smells so good!
Mr. Huang's cooking skills are really good! Why was he so cheap before?
I regret it very much in my heart, and now it is useless to regret it, because it has happened, and no matter how much I regret it, I can't turn back time.
Seeing this scene, Huang Lei rolled his eyes.
Is he so stingy?
Very generous, okay?
I also ran to the side to eat.
Anyway, the meal was a great one.
For Ye Tian, this meal is also quite good, after all, the amount is large.
Huang Lei and He Ling were also the first time they had seen Ye Tian's meal.
Peng Peng is very young and eats a lot, bowl after bowl, but Ye Tian is a little exaggerated.
Huang Lei had already done a lot, even if he gave a pot to the program team, it was still a lot, and then the rest was eaten by you Ye Tian.
Everyone only saw that the noodles disappeared wildly, and the ingredients of the fried noodles on the table were all wiped out.
Disc action, start from Ye Tian!
Originally, everyone thought that Ye Tian said that he would eat too much, and it would not be too much, just like Peng Peng could eat three or four bowls.
The most important thing is that Ye Tian didn't eat much yesterday, so he ate a little bit.
When Ye Tian finished eating, everyone was amazed.
Huang Lei: "Ye Tian, you can really eat!"
He Ling: "Ye Tian, where did you eat all the food?"
Peng Peng: "Brother Ye Tian, you are really powerful!"
Dahua: "Brother Ye Tian, are you a pig?"
Syllable!
As soon as Dahua said this, he was slapped in the head by Ye Tian's backhand.
The sound is crisp and loud, pleasant and beautiful.
"Ahh
Dahua screamed, hugged his head, squatted in place, tears in his eyes, it really hurt.
I saw a clear five-finger handprint on his head, which was already a little swollen at this time.
Ye Tian said earnestly: "Dahua, if you have time to read more books and grow your brains, otherwise if you go out to mix in the entertainment industry like this, you will be beaten to death sooner or later, so it is better for me to beat you a little more first, so that you can get used to the pain of being beaten first, so that you can die later in the future." ”
Huang Lei and He Ling, who heard what Ye Tian said, nodded in agreement, with Dahua's IQ to mix in the entertainment industry, it goes without saying that if you offend people, you will be pitted by all kinds of people, and then you will be yin by all kinds of people behind your back, as for chatting with others, if you meet someone who is upright, you may be beaten by others!
But what the hell is the latter remark, education is good education, and it has to be ridiculous!
At this time, Dahua shouted aggrievedly: "It hurts!"
In the live broadcast room of the program group.
“666”
“6666”
"The anchor's thinking is invincible!"
"Hahaha~~ can make you die a little later!"
"Dahua's IQ is really low!"
"The IQ is okay, but this EQ is too low and I can't speak at all. ”
"The anchor's slap was so fast that I was startled before I could react. ”
I saw Mr. He and Mr. Huang nodding, and I very much agreed with what the anchor said, Dahua will definitely be killed if he goes to the entertainment industry like this. ”
"I'm going to come up with a math problem now, let's sit down for a while, and get a bonus of 100,000 yuan for solving it, how much shadow area is in Dahua's heart at this time?"
"Upstairs, you're really skin! Li Shizhen's skin!"
"Be a dead little prince - Dahua!"
"It's open, it's open, it's open, and it's about the content of the opening: How long will it take for Dahua to die next time?1. One hour pays ten; 2. Ten hours pay two; 3. Ye Tianyi pays 0.5. ”
"Poof—upstairs, you're a bit too much at this odds!"
“23333...... In fact, I just want to know if Dahua can survive the end of this season of variety shows, and he will be beaten to death by the anchor or Mr. He or the guests!"
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