"Sooner or later, you're going to have an accident!" Li Xiang said.

Xiang Shuying's girlfriend party has ended, and now Li Xiang and others are going home, driving Xiang Shuying, and she is happily experiencing the new car given by her nephew.

Li Xiang did not sit in the co-pilot, but sat in the back seat with Master Dou Dou. Because it is a new car and there is no baby safety seat, the two little ones can only sit in the back row together, hanging their little feet, like two ragdoll dolls.

At this moment, the two little ones were silent, the teacher sat with a straight body, his hands folded on his knees, and he looked like a good baby, while Dou Dou, holding the brown bear doll and leaning on the seat, but because the seat was too big for her, it looked like he was lying down.

This little baby did not refute Li Xiang's remarks for the first time, but held the doll in a daze, in a daze.

"Are you listening to me?" Li Xiang asked, staring at her.

Dou Dou: "......"

The teacher reminded the young lady: "Dou Dou, the pigeon is talking to you." ”

Dou Dou came back to his senses and looked at Li Xiang, his big eyes full of confusion.

Li Xiang sighed in his heart, and continued to say seriously on his face: "Are you a little dizzy now?"

Dou Dou shook his head, but still didn't speak.

The young lady who usually talks a lot doesn't speak now, and Li Xiang thinks that she must be a little drunk because of stealing alcohol.

"How many is this?" Li Xiang stretched out three fingers and shook them in front of Dou Dou.

"Fingers~~" Dou Dou's little head turned left and right with the shaking fingers, and he said for a while.

Li Xiang: "......"

This kid must be drunk!

Li Xiang started to have a big head, and when he returned home, if his grandmother and grandfather knew, they would definitely discipline him and his aunt.

Just now, at the KTV party, Li Doudou's children took advantage of the chaos at the scene to dry up Wu Xian's glass of Ruiao cocktail.

Fortunately, there was only a small cocktail left in the cup, Rao was so, and Li Xiang was also shocked by this little guy.

This guy almost cried after drinking, and screamed that it was so unpleasant, whether the wine was poisonous, and hugged Li Xiang's thigh and begged to save her life.

I thought I would drink it, but I didn't expect that it didn't take long for Li Doudou's children to begin to show abnormalities, and the children were abnormally active, jumping up and down, like a little monkey.

Naughty is her specialty, and she usually has occasional naughty times, so at first Li Xiang didn't notice anything abnormal, until this child suddenly hugged Wu Xian's thigh and called Mom, hugged another young sister and called Dad, and hugged another sister and shouted sister...... Holding the teacher and shouting my sister (teacher: (?▽?))......

It's a complete mess!

Only then did Li Xiang realize that this kid might be drunk!

"It's so hard to drink, then you still drink it in one gulp?!You're going to have an accident sooner or later, is the wine a child can drink?" Li Xiang continued to lecture Li Doudou's children.

The teacher on the side followed all these words of the training sister, and Li wanted to question, but she nodded or shook her head, as if she was training her.

As the main owner, Li Doudou's child nestled in the seat, squinting his big eyes, and laughing giggles from time to time.

Li Xiang had a big head, and said to Xiang Shuying, who was driving: "Auntie, look, Dou Dou is probably drunk, this guy is smirking, lying motionless in the seat, will we be criticized if we go back like this?"

Xiang Shuying asked, "Does it smell of alcohol?"

Li wanted to come to Dou Dou's mouth, wanting to smell if there was any smell of wine, but suddenly felt that his face was soft and wet, and he was secretly kissed by Li Doudou's children!

"Hee~~Ha-" Dou Dou grinned, very proud of stealing a kiss on Elephant Li, "Kissing my brother ~~~"

Li Xiang smelled the smell of wine in the child's mouth, and had a strong sense of crisis in his heart, he now wanted to teach the child in front of him who was secretly drinking, but this guy didn't know if he was deliberately coquettish and cute, so he held his hand and didn't let go, and the little face with a smirk was rubbing around on his arm, like a coquettish Downcat at home, his brother and brother kept barking in his mouth, his voice was glutinous, and he was like a little milk cat, showing a completely different posture from usual.

Xiang Shuying saw this scene in the rearview mirror and couldn't help but say, "It's over." ”

Li Xiang nodded: "It's really over, it's useless for us to rest outside for a long time, Dou Dou won't wake up if he doesn't sleep well." ”

Xiang Shuying: "The degree of Rui Ao cocktail is very low, we drink it as a drink, why is it like this, is the resistance of children really so bad?"

It turns out that it is not only the resistance of small children who is poor, but also the type of sinus sinus that is not strong enough to drink at all, and does not have the slightest resistance to alcohol!

It's a shame that this guy always wants to get some Li Chao's beer to drink.

When I got home, sure enough, my grandmother was furious and put ...... Xiang Shuying taught a lesson, if it weren't for her birthday today, she might have to teach two or even three lessons.

Dou Dou was already overwhelmed by alcohol, and when he returned home, he was almost asleep in Li Xiang's arms.

Xiang Shuying took it from Li Xiang's arms and prepared to put her to bed.

"Mom~~Happy Monk's Day~~Hee Hee Hee~~" Dou Dou squeezed into Xiang Shuying's arms, closed his eyes, smiled and spoke softly, and regarded Xiang Shuying as his mother.

Grandma watched her aunt take Dou Dou away, and suddenly said: "If Shuying and Meilin next door get married at the age of 26, the child should be as old as Dou Dou." ”

Li Xiang: "......"

Grandpa filled the baby's cup with warm water and followed him into the room, ready to feed Dou Dou a little water to drink. It's easy to get thirsty when you're drunk, don't be thirsty for children.

The teacher also followed the little sister into the room, just now Dou Dou called her sister several times along the way, Xiao Li Teacher is now sad and happy, sad is that my sister will become stupid from now on, happy that she finally heard her sister call her sister, many years of long-cherished wish once realized, I really want to hold the bottle and drink a few cups.

This night, it's a bit of a pity, Xiang Shuying didn't have Li Doudou's children when she celebrated her birthday, she didn't light candles, she didn't make a wish, she didn't blow out candles, and she didn't make trouble, she fell asleep in the room.

This night, Li Doudou's child wetted the bed~~~

She woke up before five o'clock in the morning, she didn't know where to find a pair of pants to change, and then came out of Xiang Shuying's room, slipped to Li Xiang's room, climbed into his bed, and began to toss the hapless Li elephant.

Li wants to die, he went to bed very late last night, and around 5 o'clock in the morning is the most fragrant time to sleep.

"I really want to throw you out, you little pig, can you give me some peace?

Dou Dou smiled and crawled on Li Xiang's belly, spread his hands and feet, like a little turtle with his hands and feet spread, and said in his mouth: "Love you, love you elephant, Dou Dou loves you~~~"

It's really hard to beat but can't do it.

Li wanted to cause trouble and said, "Why don't you go and play with my aunt? Didn't you sleep on my aunt's bed? Why did you come to me?"

"My aunt and my teacher are sleeping. ”

“…… I'm sleeping, too. ”

"Elephant, get up quickly, Mom said we're going to make a little bird, go find a little bug to eat, okay?"

“……”

"Elephant, have you finished eating my aunt's cake? ”

“……”

"Elephant, for Sen Mo Dou Dou's birthday, there is only a cake and candles, and there is no birthday gift for a small car?"

“……”

"Elephant, who are you going to marry when you grow up?"

“……”

"Elephant, Dou Dou will grow up and grandma will be old, how can you make grandma not old?"

“……”

"Elephant ......"

Li Xiang couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly: "Are you a hundred thousand why?! Don't talk yet, let me have a dream and then answer your question!"

……

"Elephants, 100,000 are forests?...... What kind of dreams did you have? I really want to hear it......."

Li Xiang resigned himself to his fate and got up!