"The cactus is a good prop, you can just take your big bald head and touch it, and you can save money. ”

"It's easy to say that playing Muay Thai, Gao Bo and Xu Lang are just about to fight for the power of attorney, so they simply let Gao Bo find a Muay Thai master to PK with Wang Bao. ”

"It's just a point, Xu Lang's transformation is too fast, and the final warm ending is a little less convincing?"

Early the next morning, Zhou Jin was dragged by Xu Zheng to the office to play brainstorming.

This dead bald man has average creative ability, but his vision is really not covered, aiming at comedy, he writes the script in strict accordance with the creative mode of comedy.

Strive for a laugh in three or five minutes, bed * scenes, drag racing, gangs, commercial espionage, there is no shortage of everything, and there is a little warmth at the end.

It's just the first time to operate this kind of script, and it seems a little rusty, but fortunately, there is Zhou Jin, who is there to check and fill in the gaps for him.

"It's to be a little warm, but not too much, my standard is to let the girl's tears roll in the eyes, but they must not flow out, do you understand what I mean?"

After getting rid of those two and changing to Zhou Jin, Xu Zheng felt relaxed, and finally had a normal person who could communicate with him.

In his plan, "Thai Embarrassment" is to be released in the Chinese New Year, so it can't be too warm, and making the audience cry will affect the box office.

After all, no one wants to make themselves unhappy during the Chinese New Year.

"That's right," Zhou Jin really didn't think about this.

"Then why did Xu Lang give up the oil bully in the end? Is it because of a letter from Lao Zhou, or because of the experience along the way?"

"Think about it, oil tyrant, so much money, how can you say that you don't want it? It's not convincing, there must be some problem," Zhou Jin said step by step.

He didn't want to spoil it completely, but hoped to follow the normal train of thought, ask questions little by little, and let Xu Zheng have a process of thinking by himself.

First, to cover up his identity as a traverser, and secondly, to go through the process of brainstorming and exercise his creative ability.

"It seems to make sense for you to say that," Xu Zheng scratched his head and thought about countermeasures.

It is estimated that he has not cleaned up in the past few days, and his big bald head, which was originally shiny, has grown a circle of green stubble.

"Then what do you think should be changed?" He pondered for a long time and returned the problem to Zhou Jin,

In his opinion, if this kid can consider this point, he must have his own ideas.

"You said that this kind of thing is poisonous, is it poisonous?" Zhou Jin had to uncover a little mystery and prompted: "After all, it is high-tech, and it is not surprising that there are any side effects." ”

"Toxic?Or is it a defective product that needs further research?" Under Zhou Jin's prompting, Xu Zheng's big light bulb finally lit up, and his inspiration was like a urine collapse.

"That's right, in this way, Xu Lang gave up the oil bully and reconciled with Gao Bo, which makes sense, after all, he still has a very bottom line. ”

"How can we make him discover the defects of the oil ba? Hey, there is, the cactus! Let the oil bashi poison the cactus to death, and it can also create a conflict with Wang Bao......

Xu Zheng suddenly realized, jumped up from the boss's chair, grabbed a marker and wrote on the whiteboard.

At this moment, he felt that Zhou Jin was simply his lucky star, and it was only one morning that he helped him sort out the problem.

Compared to those two mallets, it's just too much stronger.

Zhou Jin doesn't care, this is really not his ability.

Just looking at Xu Zheng, who was struggling to write, he suddenly became a little interested, "Hey, you said oil tyrant, will it really be a trick? ”

"Hey (four voices), this is what I'm talking about, do you really believe it?" Xu Zheng took the time to turn his head and smiled at him, "Even if there is a trick, it's not something we can do." ”

"That's true, but ......" Zhou Jin touched his chin, but his eyes gradually lit up, and he suddenly remembered a brilliant idea.

"Since it's nonsense, why don't you make it bigger, anyway, it's a movie, and I'm not afraid of pulling eggs......"

"What do you mean, you have a new idea again?" Xu Zheng finished writing a blackboard, and wondered, where did this kid have so much thought.

"What, have you ever heard of hydroxide catalysts?"

"What's that?"

"You don't need to refuel, you don't need to charge, just add some water, and then add some of this catalyst, you can turn water into hydrogen and let the car run more than 1,000 kilometers, which is the real new energy!"

Who would have thought that such an unreliable thing would be able to pull up an investment of four billion yuan in a few years.

But now, even Xu Zheng doesn't believe in a comedy.

He looked disapproving, "This is too, we can't treat the audience for fools." ”

Xu Zheng has always felt that he is filming a comedy, not an absurd drama, and still follows the basic logic.

This has to be explained by Zhou Jin to him.

"You think, water is composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and hydrogen and oxygen can burn, our hydrogen and oxygen catalyst, as long as you drop two drops into the water, you can keep burning until a bucket of water is boiled. ”

"I even have the name of the catalyst in mind, and it's called water-based fuel mother liquor, or base liquor for short. ”

The more Zhou Jin spoke, the more excited he became, and he didn't hold back, so he lay down.

Xu Zheng was confused when he heard this, what kind of mess is this, he can still make some sense.

Listen, it really looks like that.

It's just that it's a little familiar? I think I've heard it somewhere.

"What are you putting that...... "He thinks it's better to write it down first, maybe he can use it."

"The full name is water-based fuel mother liquor, and the inventor is not me, his name is Ji Chunsheng," Zhou Jin is not greedy.

"Ji Chunsheng, parasite? Hey, isn't this the second bastard in "I Love My Family"," Xu Zheng suddenly remembered, it turned out that this stalk was here.

There's no way, Uncle Ge's unshaven image is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Needless to say, the classic of "I Love My Home" is not only funny, but also very deep, satirizing many social phenomena.

For example, this "water-based fuel mother liquor" is used to satirize the "water to oil" patent back then.

But who would have thought that the old stalk from decades ago would work just as well a few years later.

Is this the decline of morality or the annihilation of human nature?

Xu Zheng naturally watched "I Love My Home", but he didn't think about it so much, he just felt that replacing the oil bully with the base liquid seemed to be another laugh.

The original oil bully was a prop, and it was not carefully developed, but now it is replaced with this base liquid, which can not only make the audience smile, but also maybe engage in derivatives?

It is necessary to register the trademark in advance.

"Okay, then change to base liquid," Xu Zheng's shrewdness as a native of the Demon Capital was revealed at this moment.

The movie hasn't been made yet, and even the future business opportunities have been thought through.

"After all, this is the fifth greatest invention of the Celestial Empire, and it can't be wasted. With it, Xu Lang's name can be placed behind Watt and Newton, and it is not inferior. ”

This guy couldn't be happier.

Zhou Jin also followed suit, for him, this is not just a meme.

If there is any practical significance in a comedy movie, perhaps "Thai Embarrassment" will be used to remind future local governments.

Don't let those four billion be ruined by liars, it can be regarded as doing good deeds?

。