Chapter 632, I'm a nymphomaniac!
Chapter 632, I'm a nymphomaniac!
Many boys have tried their best to meet the girl they like, but they always lose this precious opportunity because of the inappropriate topic or the goddess feeling that you are boring and you have nothing to say.
If you don't look like Wu Yanzu or your dad is not Wang Jianlin, they won't be able to give you a second chance---- so the first impression is crucial.
Of course, Fang Yan will not make the mistakes that only rookies make, as the first male god of Swallow Dock, his experience in picking up girls and being soaked is extremely rich. The goddesses looked at each other, and he knew what they wanted. With a small gesture of the goddess, he knew that they were not interested in the topic and quickly switched channels----
Fang Yan didn't want to talk about music with music idiots, because he didn't understand that it would expose his ignorance. Fang Yan didn't want to talk about martial arts with Le Idiot, because if Le Idiot didn't understand, it would expose Le Idiot's ignorance.
So, what do first-time people want to talk about?
Fang Yan thought about it again and again, and decided to use the old style that he had used to pick up girls before.
First, praise the other party for being young and beautiful, and with good skin.
Second, ask others for health and maintenance tips.
Whether it is a woman or a goddess, it is difficult for them to refuse the praise of others. If you can praise the layering or freshness, it will be easier to add points in front of the goddess.
In addition, give the initiative to speak to the goddess, throw out a topic, and then quietly wait for her reply. Wait until she has said a lot of words, and then throw a second question from what she said. Everyone has a desire to perform, leave the opportunity to show to the goddess, quietly listen to her, and give affirmation and approval in a timely manner.
In this way, the conversation box between the two is opened, the relationship is naturally closer, and the goddess still thinks that you are careful and considerate and not boring---- and when she wants to show and talk next time, the first thing will think of you.
After Fang Yan used this trick, the effect was very obvious, and the two people who met for the first time happily chatted about health and movies, and the distance between them was infinitely shortened at once, and they looked like close friends who had known each other for many years.
"------ many people like "Journey to the West", but I prefer "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", because I think the characters in it are very vivid, and every time I see him painting, I feel very excited, as if I am splashing ink---"
As the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, Tang Bohu disguised himself as a slave for the girl he liked, stood up when Washington encountered a crisis, and amazed the audience with a spear--- he catered to all the fantasies of women----- he interpreted a story of Cinderella and the domineering president in the most alternative way. Moreover, even if he knew that the domineering president had seven or eight wives before him, he was not disgusted at all, but had infinite sympathy for the domineering president---- and there was nothing better than it in film history. ”
"Actually, Xing Ye has another movie that is also very good, called "The Judge of the Dead", although the popularity is slightly weaker than the others, but there are many highlights in the interpretation of people's hearts and the changes in the hero's mental journey----"
"The biggest change in the mental journey is "God of Food", and the ups and downs of life are just so -----"
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talked about Stephen Chow from health preservation, talked about Chinese movies from Stephen Chow, talked about world film history from Chinese movies, talked about the soundtracks in classic movies---- and finally the two reached an agreement that if Fang Yan was filming as the leading actor, the music idiot would add music to the movie he filmed. It's something that Le Nerd has never done before.
Her music is independent and pure, and she doesn't bother to be in the company of anything. It is a well-deserved protagonist.
However, she promised Fang Yan to do such a thing for her. It shows how far the relationship between the two has developed now.
The little boy in Tsing Yi was napping beside her with a teapot, and when she closed her eyes, Master and Fang Yan were chatting. When she opened her eyes, Master and Fang Yan were still chatting.
Fang Yan drank the herbal tea in the cup in one gulp, looked at the music idiot with a comfortable face, and said: "People outside must think that we are talking about the multiple realms of music, at least the topic should be the source of your creation and creative ideas----- are we off topic?"
The music addict shook his head and said, "I'm obsessed with music, but music is not the whole of life. A writer's life is not always writing, and a painter's life is not always drawing. I can only make works that touch people's hearts by living and understanding first----- I am just an ordinary person like you. I would also sneak out and go shopping like a normal person, eat at roadside shops, and buy jeans for a hundred dollars. I will try all kinds of life ----"
"But the essence of doing this is still for the music?" Fang Yan asked with a smile.
Le Idiot nodded and said, "If it was before, I think I was doing it for life. But now, I have to confess to everyone---- I'm in it for the music. ”
"When you have a heart in your heart, everything becomes utilitarian----"
"Fortunately, my greatest utilitarian heart is to make a good piece of music. ”
"I wish you success. ”
"Fang Yan -----"
"What?"
"Maybe I need your help. Le Idiot said with a serious face.
Fang Yan grinned and said, "If there are other things, I can still help." But you say music ---- I can't really help with that. I didn't have any musical cells since I was a kid. ”
With a solemn expression, Le Idiot said, "No, you can definitely help." ”
Fang Yan saw that the music idiot didn't seem to be telling a joke, so he realized the importance of the problem, looked at the music idiot and asked, "You mean it really, how can I help you?"
"Wait until the opportunity comes. Le Idiot said. "There have been several precedents for this kind of thing----"
"Precedent?"
"My master also met someone he was destined for. Therefore, they created a song "Su Wu Shepherd". After my master's master met someone who was destined, he composed a song "Bright Moon", which is a masterpiece that can be passed down to the world. “
"Who is your master?"
"The last generation of music addicts. ”
Fang Yan's eyes widened and he said, "Can the name of the music idiot be inherited?"
"The name of music addict has existed for hundreds of years, and every owner is a person of my music family------ and each generation of music addicts will choose an excellent inheritor to teach her all her life's talents, so that she can become the best musician and performer. In this way, there is really no one to compete with in the outside world------ and besides, the musicians are extremely harsh. If the disciple is not proficient in learning, he will not push his apprentice out if the position of the musician is empty. ”
Fang Yan pointed to the boy in green shirt who was sleeping next to him and asked, "She is the next musician?"
"Wanwan is very talented, and it is very likely that he will become the next musician after me, unless there is a more talented character in Lemen. ”
"This is the so-called learning is not as good as being a student. Fang Yan sighed softly. "It turns out that the name of Le Idiot has been contracted by you people. ”
The musician chuckled and said, "Virtue does not avoid relatives, this is exactly the truth." ”
Fang Yan thought to himself, Mo Qingdi was one of the three dragons of Huaxia, did he also inherit his name? Fang Huohuo, the green dragon of Huaxia, was quite majestic when ------he thought about it.
"I learned another big secret. Fang Yan said with a smile. "I also have a little secret to tell you, though. ”
"What?"
"I'm afraid someone is going to borrow your tiger skin. Fang Yan said.
"Is it the Nalan Valley outside the door?"
"Not bad. Fang Yan said with a smile. "This man has a complex mind and is pervasive, I think he will definitely not let go of you, the great god. ”
Le Idiot nodded and said: "He stood up for me to relieve the siege, I really owe him a favor---- if he wants to borrow, just borrow him once." ”
"You are such a kind person. ”
"Isn't he your friend?"
"Oh, I don't know him very well---- I can't do these things he does. Fang Yan immediately cleared up his relationship with Lan Valley.
The musician got up, walked to Gu Zheng in the corner, and said, "I will use a song "Hero" to thank the friends of Huacheng for their warm hospitality----
The sound is quiet, and then it becomes passionate.
Heroes cherish heroes and send one ride after another.
The boy in the green shirt sent Fang Yan out, and Fang Yan smiled at her and nodded. This kid will be a future music idiot, this kind of thing is ---- simply a dark box operation.
Lan Gu greeted him and asked, "Did Mr. Le Idiot invite the two of us in?"
Fang Yan shook his head.
Lan Gu's face was full of regret, and he said, "I prepared such a generous gift for her, didn't I even have the opportunity to meet the last one?"
She said that she thanked her friends in Huacheng for their warm hospitality and presented her with a song "Hero----"
Lan Gu was happy and said, "It turns out that Mr. Le Idiot knows me, and she calls me a hero------"
This is really an easy man to satisfy!
Bang-------
A huge figure was thrown into the courtyard.
Bang-----
Another black figure was thrown over.
The black-clothed sweaters guarding the door of the arch had no ability to fight back, and were silently thrown out as sandbags.
Lan Gu's face was gloomy, and he said, "The Chen family is too arrogant------"
As he spoke, he strode towards the arch.
Fang Yan and Liu Shu glanced at each other and followed in the same way.
A middle-aged man in a garish robe strode over, and with a flick of his hand, the men in black who tried to intercept him fell aside. One person and one horse, quite a bit of an unstoppable posture.
Lan Gu immediately blocked the front of the man in the flower robe, and shouted: "Who dares to break into my Blue Mountain Club? Get out of here." ”
"I'm a nymphomaniac. The middle-aged man said in a soft voice.
Lan Gu laughed and said, "Hahaha, I've never seen anyone call themselves-------
Lan Gu's laughter gradually stopped, he looked at the middle-aged man with an incredible face, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you ------ you just said?"
"I'm a nymphomaniac. The middle-aged man said again.