As a chef, if you don't have 1,800 lives in your hands, you are embarrassed to say that you are a chef.

Li Chao is a chef who has experienced a hundred battles, and his life in his hands is not more than 1,800, and it is appropriate to circle his head with a zero.

His hands have caught many dying and struggling small animals, chickens, ducks and fish...... There are even more than 200 catties of flower pigs.

The hands that were originally fierce and fierce, but today they lost their hooves and were broken free by a duck.

This is a duck~

It's just a duck!

The wild duck listened to the 10,000 ways of stir-frying it discussed by humans, and was so frightened that he struggled violently, and finally broke free from Li Chao's hands, quacked, and ran around the living room.

Li Xiang was the first to react, shouted to catch a duck, and rushed forward.

Unexpectedly, the second reaction turned out to be the sinus sinus. The child wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, pounced on the duck, and shouted excitedly:

"Radish~"

"Duck~"

"Delicious~"

"Supplement~"

"Sister~"

……

She eavesdropped on it just now.

Li Chaohe and Xiang Xiaoyuan also came to catch the duck, and everyone implemented the tactic of encircling and annihilating it, blocking the duck in the corner of the wall.

Quack Quack –

This is the last cry of the duck, looking up to the sky and howling, desperate.

If it could, it would really want to kill itself~

It regretted it a little, there was a man in its life who shot it, and it was glad that it had escaped the trigger of death, but now it really wanted to be shot in the center and let it die in the wilderness.

It was caught by Li Xiang, grabbed the duck's neck, and couldn't scream anymore, its wings flapped twice, and it accepted its fate, and the two ducks' feet hung down leisurely, no longer struggling.

It looks at the sky without love, emmm, can't see the sky, can only see the ceiling, and keeps praying in my heart, just begging to give it a good time, don't put chili peppers, don't put rice wine brewed by yourself, don't put rice wine, don't put beer, don't put it with radish, it hates the smell of radish, the soup that stews it can't drink, it has skin, and it has diarrhea recently, which is unhygienic......

Unfortunately, it doesn't speak.

Dou Dou stood in front of Li Xiang excitedly, stared at the fat duck, looked at the big butt, fat, raised his little head to look at Li Xiang, grinned and said: "Elephant ~ fried and eat~"

Li Xiang took her aside, "You have to make it clear, is it fried to eat elephants, or fried to eat ducks?"

The fat duck rolled its eyes, and "Oh, and the elephant that was just as unlucky as it?" Where is it? Where is it? It flew south last winter, and saw an elephant by the river in the forest, and wow—the elephant is so big, if you fry the elephant, you can't eat it in a year or two, doesn't that mean it can live so long? Great, after a year or two, it's almost going to die.

Elephant ~ Elephant ~ Your trunk is long and long - the fat duck sings in his heart.

"Fried duck~"

The song in the fat duck's heart came to an abrupt end, and the hope of survival was once again dashed, and she glanced at the human child who said such heartless words, and hated this child the most, and she caught it.

If you stew me, don't give it to this kid, it hates it!

"Hold on, don't get freed again. Li Chao told Li Xiang.

Li Xiang weighed this duck, it should be three or four catties, it was really fat, and it didn't look naughty at all, very obedient.

"Dou Dou, do you want to eat fried duck?"

Dou Dou's eyes were shining, and she nodded again and again, she really wanted to eat, she could fry it as much as she wanted, she was not picky, she just wanted to eat, eat and eat......

Li Xiang pinched the little guy's fat little face, which was compared with that of Downtown.

Dou Dou wanted to eat fat duck, and he could choose one of the 10,000 fried methods, but the other child disagreed.

Taking off his coat and wearing a small pink sweater, the teacher ran over in a hurry and said anxiously to Li Xiang: "No, no, that, pigeon, pigeon pigeon is not eaten, duck and duck are not eaten, they are picked up, so cute, can't be eaten, can't be eaten~"

The child was anxious to get angry, spoke badly, pointed fingers, hoping to express her meaning, after speaking, her little hand grabbed Li Xiang's pants, really worried that the elephant pigeon would eat the duck with a mouthful.

Li Xiang saw the anxiety on the little master's face, touched her little head to soothe her, and asked, "You mean that fat ducks can't be eaten?"

Shi Shi nodded hurriedly, his eyes full of worry, "No, no, you can't eat it, you can't eat it, you can't eat it, the duck duck is good, the duck duck can't be eaten, it's so cute." ”

Dou Dou said: "Eat, eat! Delicious sister, give it to you, you won't get sick if you eat it~"

The teacher reasoned with her, saying that she couldn't eat it, she definitely couldn't eat it, and the duckling was so cute that she had to treat it well.

Dou Dou insisted on eating, but the teacher insisted that he couldn't eat it, and the two quarreled.

In terms of quarrels, the teacher is far from being Dou Dou's opponent, the little sister was anxious, and threw out Li Xiang's poisonous oath, saying that the duck was picked up by her, and it can't be eaten, and whoever eats it is not a person.

Li Xiang:( ̄ェ ̄;)

As he swore in front of the whole family at the dinner table last time, if he rode a motorcycle for speeding, he would not be a human being, and now this poisonous oath has been learned by Master Dou Dou, and if he does this, he will not be human at every turn.

Dou Dou was also shocked, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to speak, and it was even more terrifying in the back.

The teacher said that whoever eats it is not a human being, and becomes a duck duck!

Dou Dou was shocked, look at the duck that was choked by the elephant, so pitiful, if she becomes a duck duck, will she also be carried by the elephant by the neck like this, and will be fried by her father like this and that?

The child shuddered, looked at the teacher, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "The duck duck was caught by Dou Dou~"

Shishi thought about it and didn't deny that her sister caught the duck, but she also had a share, and said weakly: "Shishi also caught it~"

Dou Dou: "My sister caught it first." ”

Teacher: "I, I scratched my feet. ”

Dou Dou saw that his little sister was about to cry, thought about it, suddenly changed his position, and said to Li Xiang: "Yes! Dou Dou grabbed the neck of the duck, the teacher grabbed the feet of the duck, we caught this duck, and then Dad came......

She said it in a milky voice, and finally summed up her argument and said: "Elephants are bad eggs! Can't eat ducks and ducks~ We love ducks and ducks~ Right?

The teacher didn't cry just now, but after her sister changed her position to support her, she started crying instead, her eyes were red, and big tears were swirling and falling......

The little pity raised his hand to wipe his tears, and said sadly and firmly: "Yes ~ you can't eat ducks and ducks, you have to love ducks and ducks ~ pigeons, you can't eat ducks and ducks!"

It's all like this, where does Li Xiang dare to eat fat ducks, if he dares to eat it, it will make the teacher with an angelic heart sad for a lifetime, and he will always become a villain.

He hurriedly said: "Don't eat, don't eat, we're joking, we didn't think about eating duck." ”

Dou Dou nodded hurriedly, yes, the elephant was right, we didn't think about eating, we just drooled.

Li Chaohe and Xiang Xiaoyuan also came to comfort the little sister, squatted on her left and right and said, we don't eat ducks, give the ducks to the little master to take care of, and the little master can do whatever he wants......

Dou Dou walked up to the teacher, hugged her, kissed her tearful face, and comforted her like a little adult: "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, sister and you will protect Yaya, okay?"

The teacher cried and choked for a while, and Chu Chu said pitifully while crying: "Okay~Okay~ Thank you, sister." ”

Then she touched the fat duck in Li Xiang's hand, gently stroked its feathers, and comforted the duck just like her parents comforted her just now: "Ducks and ducks are not afraid~"