"Did you hear about it? I fainted during the live broadcast of Teacher Fan's literary evening last night!"

"It's not that I fainted! I suddenly let out a loud fart while singing!"

"What are you all doing, Teacher Fan suddenly wanted to rap when he was singing!"

"Oops, anyway, he had a problem during the live broadcast of the party yesterday!"

The famous singer Teacher Fan now wants to die, he hates, why did he eat so much at night, but he suddenly hiccups in the middle of singing, and his life is stained!

Generally, there is a delay in the party, just to prevent emergencies, the flood relief gala is such a serious occasion, regardless of whether you burp or fart, it is not appropriate, the backstage staff of the party really want to help their beloved teacher Fan card off the part of his hiccups, but Mr. Fan does not know whether to be stunned by the hiccups or how to drop, after the hiccups, they can't find the whole process, which makes the backstage staff of the party very distressed.

Mr. Fan really didn't expect that he would still be able to make headlines at his age, and he was with Zhou Ran, the pop music singer he looked down on, but when the media wrote about him, they all said casually, "Fan Jian, the singer who sang on the same stage with Zhou Ran, showed all his foreign appearance during the performance", and the focus of the media was on Zhou Ran.

The media's sense of smell is very keen, and when I watched the song "For Whom" that the head of the front row listened to yesterday to the fat brother, I knew that this song was going to be popular.

If it is not popular, they are not happy, not to mention that the soldiers at the scene yesterday were sung and cried by Zhou Wei, many reporters at the scene listened to it and wiped their tears, whether it is the main theme is not important, the key is that the song is good.

In addition to reporting on Fat Brother's song "For Whom", which sings and cries for a room of people, there is another thing that has to be mentioned is the donation of people from all walks of life.

The amount of donations announced by the host on the spot must be at least 2 million, and there are even more who can be on the news, the starting price is five million, no way, the space is limited, other companies seem to know more about this kind of thing, several large companies are no more, no less, just five million, except for the fat brother, who donated 20 million in his personal name.

It was supposed to be a beautiful talk, but I didn't expect the fat brother to donate 20 million yuan to make people unhappy again, the money has not yet arrived, and some people on the Internet inexplicably jumped out and said that celebrities should donate more, and they made billions of dollars by making a movie casually, but they really encountered something, so they were willing to pay such a point, and they were crazy on the Internet with rhythm.

These trolls on the Internet don't take it to heart much now, if he really cares, he won't have to do anything all day long, but he is a little surprised that he seems to have stopped recruiting blacks for a long time, why did he suddenly pop up so many sunspots.

After the business was done, the fat brother wanted to do some idle work again, and asked Dai Zhiyang to arrange himself into the "Star Imitation Show" of Beijing Satellite TV.

"Are you imitating the fat guy's singing? I hear you speak in a similar voice. ”

"Wow, your makeup can be fake, brother!"

"Hey, you're well prepared, aren't you the one at the fat brother's concert at the end of last year?"

............

When the fat brother rushed to the backstage, several young people who were selected to participate in the "finals" were teasing each other, they were all fans of the fat brother, there was such a relationship, and they didn't seem to be so angry with each other, the most familiar thing for the fat brother was that the little brother who drove the taxi was actually there.

Several other contestants were chatting hotly, and the fat brother came, and the others were dumbfounded when they saw it.

"Friend, you're too similar!"

"Brother, you must have had plastic surgery, didn't you?"

The fat brother was about to speak, and the staff of the program team hurriedly came over, clapped his hands and motioned everyone to listen to him: "If you are ready to go on stage in a while, you will make an OK gesture for our staff to see, do you understand?"

The fat brother learned from the appearance of several other people, nodded excitedly and nervously, indicating that he understood, the camera in the background has been pointing at a few people, and when it is broadcast later, these shots will also be cut into the show.

"Meng Li, you stand first. ”

The staff said to the taxi driver brother who was familiar to the fat brother.

The fat brother and the other contestants cheered him on, and Meng Li, that is, the driver's brother, took a deep breath, and then rushed to the stage with his head down.

"Individuals face this boring life

A man buys a mask

Pretending to be tough

Laughing and jumping into the sea of people"

Meng Li chose a fat brother's "One Person", and chose this kind of difficult song to imitate, but he couldn't do it without a little ability, and the fat brother helped him pinch a cold sweat in the background until the end of the song, although the song was finished, but the second half of the breath was obviously insufficient.

"I think you're imitating Zhou who has a bad cold and a stuffy nose. ”

The fat brother who was waiting in the background felt that the voice of this mouth poison judge was a little familiar, and quietly glanced at it, sure enough, it was an old acquaintance, and the program team invited Gao Zong, a singer who had previously cooperated with "Where Are You Going, Dad".

Before coming, Dai Zhiyang only said that the program team invited his acquaintances to be judges, but he didn't expect to find Gao Zong, but think about it, among the people who have worked with Zhou Ran, they must be singers, and they are more familiar with him, and Gao Zong is the cheapest to look for them.

"It's okay, can you introduce yourself first?"

Another female judge named Yu Zixin, who was unknown to the fat brother, said softly and helped the taxi brother on the stage to relieve the siege.

The audience on the field expressed surprise after learning that Meng Lili was a taxi driver, and then the three judges scored, and Meng Lili got 23 points under the full score of 30 points, except for Gao Zong, who gave 6 points, the other two gave a relatively high score.

The second contestant on the stage is also a singing type, the song he chose is "It's a pity that there is no if", the fat brother feels that he is more like what Meng Li imitated, but I don't know why the score is lower, mainly because Gao Zong gave a low score, after the second contestant went down, the audience had already begun to make a noise, and everyone felt that there was a problem with the judges' scoring.

The fat brother is the third to play, although his face looks "very similar", he still wants to perform some talent, and chose a highly sung song "She Said".

Gao Zongzheng was talking and laughing with the female judges next to him, and suddenly heard screams from the audience behind him, and several judges hurriedly looked up at the stage.

I'll go!

"Wait a minute, before he performs, I want him to introduce himself, do you agree?

As soon as Yu Zixin saw the fat brother on the stage, he immediately stood up and raised his hand to the audience to stop everyone's cry, and asked loudly.

"Okay, this contestant, can you introduce yourself first?"

After asking, Yu Zixin looked at the fat brother on the stage and asked.

"I, that, my name is Zhang Sheng, and I am an elongated member of the fourth factory. ”

The fat brother on the stage said "branchedly".

"Elongated, elongated?"

Yu Zixin tilted his head and said curiously.

"Elongated, just the leader of our four La, I have several people under my hands. ”

The "simple" fat brother said quite proudly when he said this.

Yu Zixin was still confused, and the male judge on the other side helped her solve her confusion, to put it bluntly, she was the role of a workshop team leader, and the name was different.

"Then all your colleagues in the factory know Zhou, right?"

Yu Zixin continued to ask.

"Of course, the little sisters in our factory all said that they liked Zhou the most, followed by me. ”

"Zhang Sheng" on the stage said proudly, and as soon as the words fell, the audience below burst into laughter.

"Is it because you look like Zhou?"

Gao Zong interjected and asked.

"No, no, no, I have to be the personality charm of my people, after all, I am four leaders, and my monthly salary is more than 600 yuan more than that of ordinary workers!"

The audience below is going crazy with laughter, where is this Zhang Sheng from, this plastic Mandarin is simply unstoppable.

"Alright, please start your show!"

Yu Zixin forced a smile and stretched out his hand to signal.

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