Chen Xi chuckled evilly, glanced at the old Wang next door, and said unhurriedly.

"It's okay if you don't see me, I'm the most kind-hearted person, look at what gift I have prepared for you..."

Lao Wang next door: I suddenly had a bad premonition.

Chen Xi said a sincere opening remark, and felt a little less soulful...

Grab your phone.

Lao Wang next door felt a little sore when he saw her turn on her phone.

I've been sprayed by her for so long, and I'm angry and looking forward to it... After all, there are no such rich variety shows at the bottom, which can produce a sense of expectation similar to chasing dramas.

I'm curious about when this bad girl can spray without dirty words, and what tricks she will squirt.

Chen Xi didn't play the recording, she played a super miserable background music.

Sure that the artistic atmosphere was strong enough, he took out a bottle of what looked like eye drops from his pocket.

Drip in your eyes and look out the window.

The old queen standing on the windowsill next door had a cold back, how could he think that the eyes of this damaging woman were full... Evil?

Yes, at this moment, in the mind of Lao Wang next door, there was a description of the appearance that Chen Xi often used in the essays when he tutored the children to write essays.

This look is very evil and quite wild.

It was as if she could see him... Probably not, right?

The old man next door was puzzled, he didn't have the ability to invade this woman's impregnable spiritual world, but this woman shouldn't have the ability to see him...

Chen Xi brought an iron basin, made a stack of paper stuff that he didn't know what it was, and burned it in the basin.

The name of Lao Wang next door was read out of his mouth, and Lao Wang was shocked again, how could this woman know what his name was?

In the basin in front of Chen Xi, the things have been burned to ashes, but there are several more small bottles in the hands of Lao Wang next door?

Hui × Kidney Treasure, Ah Sanshen Oil, Blue Pills, Maca... There are also a few bottles with similar efficacy.

Chen Xi's voice sounded along with sensational music.

"Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overexertion. ”

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"I visited your wife, who was still alive, and enthusiastically arranged a blind date for her, and your wife was moved to tears and held my hand so that I could tell you-"

Chen Xi turned up the sound of the music a little louder, and the tear-jerking sound effect sounded in the ears of Lao Wang next door, which became full of malice.

"Take care of your kidneys and be a new person, after you die, all her men will be better than you! Although your malignancy exceeds 99 percent of men, your kidney deficiency surpasses 99 percent of male ghosts! It doesn't matter! Xi Ye will help you solve your difficulties!"

The music suddenly changed to a cheerful Spring Festival overture, Chen Xi didn't know where to get a big horn, and his voice was impassioned, "Oh buy ga, you're too empty!"

The secret before his death was widely publicized by Chen Xi on a loudspeaker, and the whole building probably heard it.

The old king next door was so angry that he wanted to pounce on Chen Xi, but found that this woman's aura was too strong to get close.

Just like Chen Xi's previous popular science, these things are just brain wave remnants when explained scientifically.

can only bully those who are weaker than it, and when they encounter Chen Xi's will, they are too strong-willed, and they are not opponents at all, and it is difficult to get close.

Chen Xi raised his middle finger and said with a smile in the direction of Lao Wang next door.

"I just like you like you to be so stupid that I can't kill me so angry that I want to die, a vain! Eat more of the kidneys that my sister burned for you, I still have it after eating!"

After speaking, he showed a smile that was enough to infuriate the ghost, "Don't say that my sister is not low-key, look at what this is!"

Chen Xi took out a piece of yellow paper, on which was printed a photo of Lao Wang next door!

Exquisite typography, the top line of large fonts reads: Gospel for the Kidney Deficient!

With the impassioned melody of the Spring Festival Overture, Chen Xi read the contents of the yellow paper with emotion.

"Lao Wang next door used to be as weak as you, but after he used Xi Ye's kidney tonic package, his waist is no longer sore, and his legs are no longer painful!

After reading it, he shook the yellow paper, still smiling and connotative, "I am going to print this advertisement for 100,000 points and burn it in batches." Just in front of the cemetery, whoever comes to worship and burn paper will be distributed for free. ”

Advertisements must be overwhelming in order to show temperament!

As long as you have a handle, you can't bear your privacy being spread so unscrupulously, it's really vicious!

Chen Xi covered his mouth and let out a piercing laugh with a loudspeaker, "Don't you think I'm too bad?

The smile was closed, and he was replaced by a roar full of energy. "What kind of morality do you have to do with such a wicked thing, aren't you very capable of attacking those innocent people?"

Bullying the weak, picking on people who are weaker than themselves to scare, scaring people to death and then reincarnating themselves, in terms of shamelessness, who can compare to these goods?

In the face of Chen Xi, who was angry and unworthy of his life, the old Wang next door finally lost his mind, this woman was vicious and terrifying, and those old ways were simply unbearable compared to her.

The old Wang next door, who lost his mind, was angry, and he didn't think too much, and when he saw a stray dog on the lawn of the open space in the community, he rushed over and attached it without hesitation.

The old, weak, sick and disabled in this community are all invulnerable to Xiye science, and it is impossible to provoke people with weak magnetic fields.

The stray dog trembled twice, and when he stood up again, his eyes were already full of hatred, and he barked wildly at the window of Chen Xi's house.

It believed that Chen Xi could not see it, and as long as the woman dared to come out, it would bite her to death!

Chen Xi in front of the window seemed to sense this strong hatred, looked in the direction of the stray dog, closed the window, and sighed twice.

He took out the bottle of eye drops from his pocket and smiled.

Legend has it that the tears of a cow can be seen on the eyelids of dark matter that can be seen outside of three-dimensional space.

The bottle in her hand is, quite spicy eyes, like the wind oil essence.

"The specific scientific principle is that the brain waves have a magnetic field effect with the matter in it, and it is by no means a chaotic force of ghosts and gods-" Xi Ye also popularized science.

[Big, you don't have to count the words... Readers know that you are a staunch advocate of atheism. ] Weak tips left.

There's a hateful dog waiting to bite her downstairs.

Xi Ye filled his pocket with all kinds of papers, and went downstairs to the cheerful accompaniment of the Spring Festival Overture.

When the dog saw Chen Xi come out, he rushed towards Chen Xi like crazy, how high he jumped!

Seeing that he was about to touch Chen Xi, there was a sudden sound.

An iron cage fell from the sky, and the dog was detained inside!

Noises came from all directions in the neighborhood that had just been silent, and people with sticks, mops, and all kinds of weapons flocked to it.

The uncles and aunts who received Chen Xi's eggs were not lame, and they rushed over as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Chen Xi held the loudspeaker and commanded unhurriedly, "Building a harmonious community starts with you and me! If you catch a rabid dog suspected of having rabies, you will be rewarded with 30,000 yuan! All those who participate in the arrest operation can receive five catties of eggs from me!"

Everyone is for me, I am for everyone! It is such positive energy, it is such a positive view!

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