Chapter 11092: Immortal Lift
Immortal jumping, a professional trick that has existed since ancient times, Bingye is also a person with a certain amount of social experience, but it is still difficult to escape the fate of being jumped, many people may ask, this kind of door-to-door business is really serious?
In fact, it depends on the environment, if you are located in the capital, a beautiful woman will add you to flirt on the Internet, saying that she wants to be a mother with a lot of money, Bingye will definitely scold "Shabi!" and then block it, but now it is located in Spring City, known as the "capital of sexual encounters", not to mention the rich woman who is asking for a child with a lot of money, Wen Qing is a little flirtatious, Bingye must feel that this is a real scene, especially knowing that even a man with a baby who is older than this kind can live a happy night, and let him have a quarter.
However, Bingye forgot the objective conditions, that is, he is old and handsome, a little bit like Photographer Chen when he was young, and he is not very old, his decadent dress and melancholy eyes after being beaten by the society are simply the first choice for female literary youths to find the object of the moon throw;
Bingye wanted to feel the warmth of a woman in the spring city in the cold winter, but what he ushered in was a beating!
"Name!"
"Liang Bing. ”
"Gender!"
"Big brother, you really can't see that I'm a man?"
Liang Bing felt that he was about to collapse, this time he was embarrassed and thrown home, he thought that he was charming and successful in the month, but he didn't expect to be pecked by the house sparrow for many years.
"Who's your name, big brother?
"Uncle Policeman... I'm a man..."Bingye was helpless, but he recalled that he had seen Lord Wei before, and he seemed to be very powerful in Spring City, "Uncle Policeman! I know a buddy, can I give him a call?"
"You give me honesty!" the policeman said helplessly, "Your matter is actually quite simple, you know that the immortal jumps, right? You are the one who was jumped! People now open their mouths and ask you for 20W settlement fees, or they will sue you!"
"We are willing to do this, I am a moon thrower, why did I become a QJ?" Bingye shouted wronged.
"It's useless for you to tell me! People now have your dedication in the suit, and there is also a small video you took, in which the woman said no, and you still said there directly that you want to QJ people, isn't this all evidence conclusive?" The police feel helpless, sometimes this is the case, in front of the evidence, the truth is often not so important.
"Big brother, you listen to my explanation! You bring back a girl, and they directly split your legs and let you in? Don't you say no? And that girl told me what plot to play, how have I experienced this kind of stimulation?" Bingye almost wanted to cry without tears, he was really panicked now, he just wanted to contact Lin Tiangou as soon as possible and let his boss come up with an idea, "Dude, do you think this will work, you let me make a phone call and report to my family!"
"Okay, you wait!"
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Lin Tiangou was sitting in the private room at this time, waiting for news from the lord, "Hehe, Mr. Lin, your little brother is just mixed with society, and his experience is a little lacking?"
"What's going on?" Lin Tiangou frowned, realizing that something was wrong, "Let's just say it directly, since we have decided to cooperate, it is also a family." ”
"This kid not only left the sleeve for people, but also has video evidence, the other party wants 20W now, this is nonsense, can you accept it?" Lord Wei's voice did not have the confidence he had before, after all, if he stabbed something big because of the immortal jumping, in order not to be too embarrassed, he didn't want to lose face.
"20W we admit it, let people come out as soon as possible!" Lin Tiangou can only pay this money now, and he can't watch Bingye really be sent in, as long as the problem can be solved with money, it is not a problem, adhering to this principle, Lin Tiangou took the money quickly, and after the other party received it, Bingye was released in the afternoon.
"Brother..."Bingye, who was sitting in the car, no longer had the braggart momentum he had before, his brain was drooping, and he hung his head down, like a defeated rooster.
"Oops, isn't this Brother Needle?" Hu Nan had the best relationship with Bingye, and came to pick him up with Lin Tiangou, "The woman said in an interview with the media, in fact, she felt like she was pricked by a needle, but he laughed at me!"
"Damn! That's definitely slander and humiliation! I'm so damn it's an iron rod!" Bingye scolded angrily, but he quickly regained his ashamed mentality, "Brother, 20W, I'll pay you back as soon as possible..."
"Money is a trivial matter, I just want you to buy a lesson, you are not too young, and you and Hu Nan and they are also involved in the case, but this kind of low-level deception is trapped?
"Brother, don't worry, I will definitely control myself in the future!" Bingye made up his mind, in the remaining few days, the big deal is not to do anything else, he has to find out what kind of moonlight is sultry, let him know what he is called sultry!
In the hotel, the legend of Bingye's needle soon spread to Da Chun and Qian Xiaohao, and the two of them waited and mocked Bingye's key early, "Oh, I'll rub it!
"Ah Bing, what a powerful iron pestle is the other party, they have sharpened you into a needle?"
"You two barren eggs, are you buddies?" Bingye nudged the two of them in annoyance, "I'm all black, you three can still laugh?"
Hu Nan hugged his arms and asked, "Then what can you do, the evidence is conclusive, we haven't dealt with this kind of case in the capital, who let you put it on the table! You said that this kind of case is not all about taking money to settle things and calm people in the end, you really want to find someone all the time?"
"If I don't find these dogs, I'm not sure! I can't let a literati like me be tricked anymore!" Bingye said loudly at this time, as if the little red flower on his chest had become more vivid.
Da Chun whispered to Qian Xiaohao, "This must be trying to get the money back!"
"Of course!20W! The money is from the chief!"
"What are you two underestimating? Are you mocking your glorious image of Bingye again?" Bingye kicked Da Chun's ass, "In a word, don't you three give me support to avenge me?"
"Damn, then go! Anyway, I've just returned to my soul, and I'm idle when I'm idle. Hu Nan expressed his position, which made Bingye overjoyed, "Exquisite!"
"We haven't said anything yet, but that stabbed us?" Xiaohao, let's join in the fun, let them know what it means to be an immortal to support the top, and they can't jump up at all!" Da Chun said with a smile.
"Okay, that's it! I'll say hello to the chief when I get back. ”
"You're stupid! tell the eldest brother, he definitely doesn't want to, I'm afraid that we will cause trouble!" Bingye immediately stopped Qian Xiaohao's behavior, "Just the three of us, it's over after chasing the money back!"
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In order to track down the moonlight sultry gang, Bingye relied on his courtesan charm to call the golden retriever and blue-eyed Taoist of Lord Wei's family to come over to help, "I am optimistic about the night scene, and the favorite thing for these people is to find a lonely middle-aged man!"
"Looking for a needle in such a haystack, when is it a head!" Two days have passed, Bingye and the others still have found nothing, the moonlight sultry gang has rich experience in committing crimes, and people don't go out of the night market at all, this kind of occasion with a camera is very easy to form evidence of immortal jumping, they will not try it easily.
"Are you stupid, look at WeChat! When the time comes, won't it be over if we change the number and add her?" Lao Yu stood aside and smoked a cigarette, he didn't want to get involved in this matter, but now except for Lin Tiangou, everyone else has been involved.
"it! Lao Yu! You're an old scumbag when you open your mouth! This enlightenment is okay! Brother, although I deleted the pen, but I've been busy these days, I haven't deleted her! Which of you adds her WeChat ID, hurry up!" Bingye said in a broken horse Zhang Fei, Qian Xiaohao and Da Chun don't want to get involved, and Hu Nan is carrying a police badge on his shoulder, not to mention it.
The four of them instantly looked at Lao Yu, ", what the hell are you doing! I'll give me a suggestion, and let me get on the thief ship?"
"Brother Yu, you see that you are handsome and dashing, and you are suave, this is the most suitable thing for you!" Bingye's three-inch tongue began to ramble nonsense, "We are all buddies, maybe Brother Yu, you will take him down directly!"
", I'm going to stay in your house for the!" Old Yu was helpless, picked up WeChat, changed his name: Your moonlight is my heart, and then he took the initiative to add the other party.
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In a remote rental house, the middle-aged man saw the addition of friends on his mobile phone, and didn't pay attention to it, "Hehe, it's not a good thing to take the initiative to add!"
The moonlight sultry picked up the phone, and when he saw the handsome face of the old ruffian, his heart suddenly rippled, such a handsome brother, he must take a look.
"Beauty, why did you add me? You can't be a liar, right?" Lao Yu directly typed out this line, and it was seen that Bingye and the others were about to snatch the phone immediately!
"Is there him, are you chatting like this? People must have deleted you directly!"
"You know what a fart! Why are you being jumped, learn a little, this is the gap!"
On the screen of the mobile phone, the moonlight sultry quickly sent a reply, "How can you tell that I am a liar?" and three shy expressions were added to the back.
"Because my heart was deceived by you at the first time!" Old Yu's straightforward way of chatting was an eye-opener for everyone.
"Brother Yu, you are really this, Nanbo Bay!" Bingye gave a thumbs up.
Hu Nan looked rare and weird, "Old Yu is dead in the brain, otherwise the eldest sister and little girl of our police force would have married one a long time ago!"
"You fucking fuck off! Your police force is the same as his Jurassic!"
"Why did it become Jurassic?" Qian Xiaohao asked innocently, not knowing why.
"It's all dinosaurs!" Da Chun Shen mended the knife and explained, "It's really bad to take the quality of your police force, don't blame me Brother Yu is still single now!"
"Don't make a noise!