Li Hucheng arrived at Sun Xiaomi's office, and Tong Sanzhu and the ancient stationmaster of the Agricultural Economics Station were also there.

"What is the urgency, I am very busy when I am called in such a hurry. ”

Li Hucheng Road.

As soon as Sun Xiaomi saw Li Hucheng's indifferent appearance, he was angry.

"Li Hucheng, you are embarrassed to say, come and see, what is the number of your village newspaper?"

Li Hucheng took the table and saw that it was the statistical table of the economic operation of Guanshan Village in the first quarter.

"What's wrong with this form, there's no problem?Gu Stationmaster, what's the problem?"

Stationmaster Gu wanted to kick Li Hucheng, but he didn't dare, he had to make a smile on his face.

"I said Hucheng, is it okay for you to spare our agricultural economic station, what kind of number do you call it? I reported to the county, called back, and gave us a lecture, false report, false data. ”

"No, Sanzhu, how do you work, you can't even count accurately, what else can you do?"

Tong Sanzhu couldn't wait to strangle Li Hucheng.

You turtle calf, you are embarrassed to blame me, isn't this all reported according to your statistics, and now you still have the face to blame me?

At that time, I said no, you have to add, something will happen now.

"Village chief, it said that several of our data do not meet the requirements and are fake data. ”

"Where are the fake data, aren't they all true? Township Chief Sun, you make it clear. ”

"Li Hucheng, you just pretend. Okay, tell me, how did the 2.17 million that repaired Feiyun Temple become the GDP of your Guanshan Village?"

"Township Chief Sun, Feiyun Temple is in the territory of Guanshan Village, and the economic activities that occur there naturally belong to our Guanshan GDP. 2.17 million yuan is taken out by Hucheng Group with real money, and Hucheng Group is also in Guanshan Village, isn't it normal to count it as Guanshan's GDP?"

"You...... , Gu stationmaster, you say. ”

Sun Xiaomi couldn't say that Li Hucheng could do it, so he pushed it to the ancient stationmaster.

"This, Tiger City, has never been so counted. According to your calculations, the GDP of Guanshan Village is the top three in the county, second only to Dongjie Village in the ancient town and Toutaizi Village in Tongyang. ”

"Thirdly, what's strange, I'm still modest. The GDP of the Tiger City Group is not counted. If you count them all, Guanshan is the first in the county. The two villages of Xijie and Toutaizi are not as strong as Guanshan Village. ”

"That's right, why don't you add the data of the Hucheng Group? Gu Stationmaster, plus the data of the Hucheng Group? ”

Sun Xiaomi was immediately tempted.

When the ancient stationmaster heard it, he felt bad.

Township Chief Sun is young in the end, and as soon as Li Hucheng, a turtle calf, flickered, she wavered.

"Township Chief Sun, this can't be done, data statistics don't do this. His maintenance of Feiyun Temple can't be counted in the data of Guanshan Village at all. ”

"Why can't it? There are workers working and all kinds of materials are used in Taoist temples, isn't this economic activity? Isn't the GDP data a reflection of the scale of economic activity?"

"This ...... Well, this one is controversial, I'll talk about it later. Tell me what this figure is about? The money spent by the people in your village for ceremonial ceremonies and the gift money they receive are all counted as the GDP of your village. Hucheng, please, don't talk about the whole country, the whole world doesn't count like this, isn't this just a shame?"

The ancient stationmaster almost cried.

"Stationmaster Gu, what's so embarrassing about this? When you celebrate a red and white event, don't you eat and drink? Aren't the bride price and dowry money? Doesn't it cost money to hire a car to send your mother's guests? Doesn't it cost money to buy a coffin for someone who dies? Isn't this all an economic activity? So it can't be regarded as GDP?"

"The GDP of buying a coffin is counted in the coffin shop. The GDP of buying an urn is counted in the crematorium. If you count it here, it's a double count. The data is not accurate, this is the water injection data. ”

It seems to make sense.

"The economic income of the drummer should be included in the GDP, right?"

"Where's the drummer?"

"We don't have a separate item, isn't it all included in the 'other' item? ”

"Gotta get it, I won't tell you crooked. And this. Feng Shui numerology income, what's going on, isn't this feudal superstition?"

"Well, it's simple. This is Zeng Lao Dao's income from fortune telling, naming, and feng shui, isn't this also GDP, what's wrong?"

Stationmaster Gu is going crazy.

You turtle calf, what's wrong?

can talk about crooked reasoning so justifiably.

"According to what you say, shouldn't the money for burning incense in Feiyun Temple also be counted as your village's GDP?"

"Oh, I really forgot about that. Tong Sanzhu, your work is not detailed. Next quarter, go to the eldest son and ask to see how much they sell incense, and make up the data. ”

"What to make up, this doesn't count. ”

"Why don't you count it? Selling incense is like selling instant noodles in a store, buying and selling and completing the transaction, isn't this just an economic activity?"

"Instant noodles are eaten at the end, can selling fragrant noodles be the same as selling instant noodles?"

"Why is it different, didn't the incense end up eating it, didn't it also consume it? ”

"Who ate it?"

"Immortals. The gods in the temple ate it. ”

Stationmaster Gu finally laughed angrily.

"Okay, Hucheng, I can't talk about you. Fallacies and heresies can make you say how serious you are. However, this report really doesn't work. I have to report it to the county. ”

"You don't know, when I reported to the county, everyone was laughing at us. ”

"That's because they don't know, how rare they are. ”

This turtle calf, you are messing around with yourself, and you blame others.

"Let's revise it and fill it in again. This maintenance of Feiyun Temple, I think it can be counted in GDP. ”

"The rest of the incense burning fortune telling, red and white ceremonies, don't report it, there is really no such statistics. If you report it like this, no one will believe the authenticity of your Guanshan data in the future. ”

That's right if you don't believe it, I just don't want them to believe it, and I don't want them to understand the real data and power of Guan Shan.

This is called hiding from the sky and hiding strength. Now is not the time to expose Guan Shan's full strength.

"Stationmaster Gu, for example, I hired you to dig a pit for ten yuan a day, dug it for ten days, and then buried the pit, and finally gave you a hundred yuan. Does this 100 yuan count as GDP?"

"Of course. ”

"Did you say that digging this pit would produce any benefits?"

"No, it's dug in vain. ”

"You see, this can be counted as GDP. Selling incense, how can the money for red and white ceremonies not be counted as GDP?"

"Yes, I can't tell you that you are okay? Let's just fill out the form honestly and according to the above requirements, and I beg you, okay? ”

"Just drink. Three pillars, change it, just do what the ancient stationmaster wants. Work hard next time. I'm busy, and I'm still worried about that. ”

Li Hucheng, you turtle calf, you are all a moth, how can you blame me?

Tong Sanzhu felt very aggrieved.