Chapter 167: Caught off guard
"Is it necessary? Isn't it just asking, really, this is going to kill me, you must think that you can't compare to your cousin, I'm afraid that I will be fascinated by your cousin, you must be inferior to yourself." Xiao Fuchen muttered quietly.
When Xia Xiyan heard this, she was furious: "What! You mean that I can't compare to her? Xiao Fuchen, what do you mean by this? Do you mean that I can't compare to my cousin? Okay! If you think she is better than me, you can simply be with her." ”
"I want to too, but your cousin's requirements are so high, I guess I'm out of luck, if your cousin's requirements can be lower, I think I should be able to try, but there is one thing I still have to say, I think, at least my wife, your cousin's temper should be better than yours, and she won't be fierce to me at every turn..."
"You say I have a bad temper? You don't want to think about whose problem it is?" Xia Xiyan really didn't know what to say about this shameless bastard, obviously he was angry with himself every day to make himself so angry.
Xiao Fuchen looked at Xia Xiyan with an innocent face, and said, "Isn't it your fault? I seriously suspect that my wife is menopause early, otherwise how can you be so irritable every day? ”
"......" Xia Xiyan held back her anger, she kept warning herself in her heart, "Xia Xiyan, Xia Xiyan, hold back, you must hold back, you are driving now, don't lose your temper, don't lose your temper, don't displease yourself because of this bastard." ”
Xiao Fuchen saw that the woman didn't speak, so he continued to ask: "Wife, why don't you speak? You say something, tell me if you have menopause? If so, I can still show you and give you conditioning." ”
"Get out of the car!" Xia Xiyan replied lightly.
"Don't, wife, you see that it's still so far away from the company, if you let me get off the car now, I'll be late, if I'm late, I'll be in a bad mood, if I'm in a bad mood, then I'll definitely subtly affect your mood, and if I affect your mood and make your mood worse, you won't be able to work well, which is exactly what you don't want to see, so you can take me for a ride." Xiao Fuchen said a lot in a row.
And Xia Xiyan still said briefly: "Get off... If you don't get out of the car again, don't blame me for being rude. ”
"Gotcha, I'll get off... Can't I get out of the car?" No way, Xiao Fuchen can only get out of the car.
Looking at the Maserati who was leaving, Xiao Fuchen sighed helplessly and said, "Hmph! If you don't take me to the company, I really won't go to work today, don't blame me, you didn't let me go." ”
"It's still early, I won't go to work today anyway, so let's go to my old friend's place, I'm idle anyway, and I'll be idle anyway, as for Xian Shu, I'll go back to accompany her early in the afternoon." Xiao Fuchen thought in his heart.
Subsequently, he took a taxi to Yuan Wenfei's villa.
Entering Yuan Wenfei's villa, Xiao Fuchen saw Yuan Wenfei who was talking to Li Cripple not far away.
So Xiao Fuchen walked over unhurriedly and said with a smile: "Old Yuan, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it very much." ”
As soon as Yuan Wenfei saw that it was his good brother Xiao Fuchen for many years, he scolded angrily: "You get out of Lao Tzu! The two big men said that this meat is not numb, Lao Tzu is not good for you, you don't want to disgust Lao Tzu, I warn you, Lao Tzu has a woman now, you bastard, don't beat Lao Tzu's idea." ”
When Xiao Fuchen heard this, he smiled, "Do you think Lao Tzu is good for you? You don't look at what you look like, just like you, if Lao Tzu is really good, it is impossible to look at you." ”
"It's not that I said, what do you mean by this, Old Xiao? Do you mean that I don't look as good as you? No matter how hard I can't do it, Yuan Wenfei is not better than you?" Yuan Wenfei was instantly unhappy when he heard Xiao Fuchen's words.
Xiao Fuchen shook his head and said disdainfully: "I really don't know where you got the courage to say this. ”
Then he turned his head to Li Cripple and said: "Cripple, this person, you must be self-aware, you don't want to be like some people, you just can't understand what kind of person you are." ”
"I'm your grandma!What do you mean by that? Aren't you obviously talking about me?" Yuan Wenfei looked at Xiao Fuchen with an angry face.
Xiao Fuchen generously admitted, "That's right, I'm talking about you." ”
"Okay! It seems that you have nothing to do today and come to me to find trouble, right? Today, I, Yuan Wenfei, want to fight with you Xiao Fuchen alone, and I will not die!" Yuan Wenfei was also short-tempered, and he immediately challenged Xiao Fuchen.
And Xiao Fuchen took out a photo from his pocket unhurriedly and said: "First, you are not my opponent, and I don't want to do anything with you, second, you can talk about it yourself, you see how you compare with me like this? ”
"Eh, don't, you're not interesting, didn't everyone have more or less black spots before?Lao Xiao, it's a bit too much for you to do this, besides, this appearance is not something I can decide, you can't blame me, right?" Yuan Wenfei looked at his previous appearance in the photo, and blushed a little.
Xiao Fuchen took the photo, looked at it, and said, "Isn't it good? Aren't you better than me?" I think this photo is still necessary for Su Xue's sister to appreciate and let her see your handsome appearance. ”
"Don't, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I? I'm not as good-looking as you, I'm not as handsome as you. Yuan Wenfei immediately begged Xiao Fuchen for mercy, his previous photos were really miserable, he didn't want Su Xue to see it.
Xiao Fuchen smiled and put the photo back in his pocket.
"But you still have this photo?" Yuan Wenfei felt a little surprised.
Xiao Fuchen lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Of course, who told me to lose to you in the last bet? I have no choice but to use your photo to paste it on my other passport, but thanks to this photo of yours, I have suffered from the dislike of those who don't know the truth for no reason." ”
"Hehe, you can't blame me for this, I really didn't look good before, but that was just before, isn't it okay if I'm different from before?" Yuan Wenfei scratched his head, a little embarrassed.
Xiao Fuchen looked at Yuan Wenfei with a red face, and said with a smile: "But among us people, the person who has changed the most is still you, I just met with Aotian and Xiao Fourteen a few days ago, they are still the same as before, there is no change, the only change is that one has already got married, and one has a little girlfriend, it seems that our original group of people have also changed back to normal people." ”
"How come I don't know if you went to meet Aotian Xiao Fourteen in those days?" asked Yuan Wenfei suspiciously.
Xiao Fuchen exhaled a puff of smoke and explained: "It's just that your sister-in-law asked me to go to another place to do something a few days ago..."
Xiao Fuchen's words had just been spoken when he was interrupted by Yuan Wenfei: "Alas, what do you mean by this? Shouldn't I call my brother and sister? What sister-in-law? Don't take advantage of me." ”
"Hehe, okay, if you don't want to call your sister-in-law, then let's just try to compete, I'll let you have one hand, if you win, I'll call you big brother from now on, if you lose, you call me big brother." Xiao Fuchen said with a smile.
Yuan Wenfei felt that this was a little unfair to himself, so he put forward another condition: "Then this is not good, if you let me have two hands, I will compare with you, just let me have one hand, you are too scoundrel." ”
"Okay, then I'll let you have two hands, but don't blame me when I kick me hard. Xiao Fuchen nodded and agreed to Yuan Wenfei's condition.
"Wait a minute, if that's the case, you can let me have one more foot, then just leave it at that, you let me have two hands and one leg, and if you agree, I will agree to compete with you." Yuan Wenfei continued to put forward conditions to Xiao Fuchen.
"No... Ask... Question..."As soon as Xiao Fuchen's words fell, his left foot kicked directly towards Yuan Wenfei's chest.
However, Yuan Wenfei has not practiced in vain for so many years, he reacted quickly, and his whole body leaned back, dodging Xiao Fuchen's attack.
"Hehe, this time I won't fall for you like last time, this time I will react to the limit and avoid your kick. Yuan Wenfei stood up and smiled a little proudly.
Xiao Fuchen nodded and said, "Yes, there has been progress these days, you are really not old." ”
"I'm sorry, I've never been old, this time it's my attack, you just wait to beg me for mercy." After speaking, Yuan Wenfei quickly attacked Xiao Fuchen.
Since Xiao Fuchen could only use one of his legs to deal with himself, and Yuan Wenfei skillfully seized this opportunity, he expected that Xiao Fuchen's right foot would not be able to move, so he decisively kicked towards Xiao Fuchen's right foot.
But what he didn't expect was that Xiao Fuchen's figure turned around, and he directly raised his right foot and put it on his shoulder.
Xiao Fuchen's unprepared attack this time made Yuan Wenfei suffer a big loss, and he took a few steps back from practice, wanting to stabilize his figure.
But before his body could stabilize, Xiao Fuchen's next round of attacks came, and Xiao Fuchen provoked the air and struck Yuan Wenfei with a tiger and wolf leg.
kicked directly on Yuan Wenfei's left shoulder, causing him to fall backwards again and again.