Volume 4 Love and Kill Chapter 86 Slapped the tail of the sacred cow
A snow-white cow walked slowly out of a small street, and the cow had a lot of bumps on her back.
When the people of the country saw the cow approaching, they gave way and saluted respectfully.
"This cow is really majestic, it's comparable to Lafayette's patrol. Qin Fen saw the cow pressing the road slowly, and passers-by and vehicles dodging aside, and sighed.
In country I, the social status of a cow is hundreds of times higher than that of many people, especially the cow with a tower on her back.
According to legend, the cow with a pagoda on her back is the mount of Lord Shiva, that is, a divine beast, which is equivalent to the green dragon and white tiger Vermilion Bird Xuanwu of Huaxia.
It's just that Lord Shiva's mounts are a bit overflowing, and they are all over the street, and some descendants of Lord Shiva's mounts are still lying in the middle of the street, squinting their eyes and napping.
Fortunately, it's not in Huaxia Kingdom, otherwise, it doesn't matter if you are a divine beast or not, you have to put it on the table and put it in the hot pot. If it's a divine beast, it's even better, the fairy mount, you know it's a great supplement when you hear the name, who will you eat if you don't eat it.
The cow walked past Qin Fen, and Qin Fen suddenly pointed to the cow's tail and shouted, with a worried and frightened face.
When passers-by saw Qin Fen's expression, they thought that something terrible had happened to their divine beast descendants, and they surrounded them at once.
Seeing being watched, the descendants of Lord Shiva's mount did not panic, and mooed, shaking their heads and tails very dissatisfied.
After a while, seeing that the surroundings had been surrounded by passers-by, Qin Fen immediately made a decision and slapped the cow hard.
Before this fall, Qin Fen was a little hesitant in his heart, whether to shoot it down, just like a sycophant. But after thinking about it for a while, Qin Fen felt that it was better to forget it, and in order to avoid harmony, his palm slammed on the cow's tail.
Moo moo - the cow finally lost the presence of the old god, screamed in pain, and ran wildly.
The people around him glared angrily and muttered.
Although Qin Fen didn't understand the words of the people of Country I, he could judge from the murderous aura in their eyes that the volcano in their hearts was about to erupt, and they were going to tear Qin Fen by hand, and then roast it, smear it with curry, serve it with beer, and swallow it in their stomachs.
In front of the eyes of the public, even the descendants of Lord Shiva's mount, the divine beast cow, Qin Fen dared to shoot, it was really fatal.
"Look, there are mosquitoes!" Qin Fen opened his palm, and a small pool of blood appeared on it, and a mosquito corpse was stuck in the bloodstains, and was slapped into meat sauce by Qin Fen.
Qin Fen gave a reason to pat the tail of the divine beast with his hand, and then the eggs, just as he couldn't understand what the people of country I said, and the people of country I couldn't understand his language, the chickens and ducks on both sides were going to quarrel.
"Hey, mosquito...... die...... You are still unreasonable, auntie, don't push me, push me again and get angry......" Qin Fen said a few words of English, and found that the passers-by who came around were still angry, and one of the aunts also pushed Qin Fen, and it seemed that there was about to happen in a street group fight.
"Auntie, don't push it, please listen to my explanation. Sasamiko, will you speak the words of country I, help explain, I slapped the tail of the ox, purely with good intentions. ”
There were more and more people from country I who came around, and Qin Fen's voice was drowned out by the noisy and messy nlbp tail note.
Sasamiko stood behind Qin Fen, and when she saw that Qin Fen was about to be caught and dragged to parade through the streets, she finally couldn't help but open her mouth and explain for Qin Fen. As soon as Sasamiko opened her mouth, she turned out to be extremely fluent in I Chinese, and even her nlbp accent was exactly the same.
Qin Fen breathed a sigh of relief and stepped aside.
The rest of the explanation work, Qin Fen handed over all the work to Sasamiko.
Sasamiko was still there whispering to explain, but her explanation was doomed to be in vain, no matter how Sasamiko explained, the people of Country I couldn't accept the fact that Qin Fen slapped the tail of the divine beast anyway.
Seeing that the attention of the passers-by in Country I shifted to Sasamiko, Qin Fen slowly took a few steps back, and broke away from the crowd without righteousness, and came to a thirty-six plan to go as the upper plan.
"Sasamiko, please, I have a step ahead. Qin Fen didn't even turn his head to look back, and after breaking away from the crowd, he slipped directly towards the alley on the side.
Sasamiko didn't seem to notice that the optimistic, confident, humorous and funny Qin Jun in her heart, the one with the motto of a righteous gentleman, and the Qin Fen with the motto of optimism, self-confidence and love had slipped away alone.
After walking less than 100 meters, Qin Fen suddenly felt a little itchy in his neck, as if there was a small reptile walking on it.
Taking another step, an electric current suddenly appeared in his neck, and then flowed all over his body, Qin Fen's body spasmed for a while, and he fell to the ground weakly.
The crowd of onlookers dispersed, and Sasamiko walked to the alley, and when she saw Qin Fen, whose body was still spasmodic and twitching, she said distressedly: "Qin Jun, I'm very sorry." I have a miniature high-current chip implanted in your neck, and from now on, you must be within a hundred meters of me. ”
After a long while, the current in Qin Fen's body was absorbed by the three-color pattern. Qin Fen stood up and said with a wry smile: "Okay, it seems that I am going back to country J with you, otherwise, you will have no way to deal with it." ”
"Qin Jun, I'm very sorry, please forgive Sasamiko. Sasamiko apologized again.
Sasamiko bowed her head and admitted her mistake, but Qin Fen couldn't find any reason to blame, no matter how you said it, it was their own master.
Besides, Sasamiko's attitude of admitting her mistake and apologizing was too sincere, looking at her lowering her head, a little panicked and worried, Qin Fen's heart softened for a while.
"Let's go, I'll go to country J with you, but to tell you the truth, I really don't know the secret of the Chiyou seal in the dragon pattern ding, don't expect too much. Qin Fen said.
"Qin Jun rest assured, when you arrive in country J, Sasamiko will definitely ensure your health and safety. ”
Qin Fen touched his neck, and after careful attention, he found that a muscle in his neck was a little hard, like a congested muscle, so he asked, "What if I perform surgery on myself and take out the chip." ”
Qin Fen didn't know how Sasamiko implanted the chip under the skin, and there wasn't even a single wound left.
This is probably the so-called super minimally invasive surgery.
"Please don't do this. The chip can only be safely removed by passing through a special instrument, otherwise it will explode immediately once it leaves the body. ”
"It's going to explode, good thing. Sasamiko you know where to buy it, I want to reserve 100 pieces, the price is negotiable. Qin Fen said.
Sasamiko shook her head and said that the chip is made of nanotechnology, which is the secret weapon of country J and will not be sold.
"I also asked casually, you don't have to take it to heart. Sasamiko took me to country J, and I had never seen Mt. Fuji or Hokkaido cherry blossoms. ”