837, Dou Dou is going to be killed by the teacher (4/4 is Xuehuase)
Xiao Li's house, laughing and laughing, Xiang Xiaoyuan took two children to sit on the sofa, holding a tablet computer to look at photos.
Li Xiang leaned over, pulled out Dou Dou, threw it aside, and asked, "What are you looking at?"
"Whew~~" Dou Dou pounced on him and gnawed on his face, leaving a puddle of saliva.
Li Xiang threw her away again in disgust, and took out the paper towel on the coffee table to wipe it.
On the tablet are photos of Dou Dou's masters, mainly for flag-raising ceremonies and art classes.
Li Xiang boasted: "The teacher is amazing, he really has the demeanor of Teacher Xiao Li." ”
The teacher smiled reservedly, and his little feet shook and swayed, revealing the unrest in his heart.
Dou Dou leaned over and said, "Sister Rabbit is also great." ”
On the tablet, Sister Bunny is pulling baby fat, and the national flag has not yet been raised. This was captured by Xiang Xiaoyuan with his mobile phone at the time.
Li Xiang smiled and said, "Dou Dou, is your baby fat often itchy? Let me take a look, can you pull it off?"
After speaking, I grabbed the baby fat of other children's children, meaty, soft, hot, and it felt great.
"Ahh Dou Dou screamed, inviting Xiang Xiaoyuan to warn Li Xiang to let go quickly, otherwise life and death would matter.
Li Xiang immediately let go and said to Dou Dou: "I didn't use my strength, don't pretend." ”
Dou Dou began to mumble and arrange Li Xiang, weave him into the story, and encountered all kinds of bad luck.
Asked Xiaoyuan if she wanted to learn to paint, her little sister has such a talent, but she has always painted and painted by herself at home, she is half a teacher, but she is not a special teacher after all, and she is not good at painting.
Dou Dou leaned over again and said, "Mom, my sister wants to be a scientist when she grows up." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Then you have to study math well." ”
Dou Dou: "1 5 yuan is 5 yuan, 2 5 yuan is 10 yuan, 3 5 yuan is 15 yuan, 4 5 yuan is 20 yuan, Mom, I'm good at math." ”
She didn't dare to read anymore, her heart was weak, and she was not good at math.
The teacher said to Xiang Xiaoyuan, "Mom, I want to be a teacher." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan said, "Then mom will sign you up for an interest class, okay? After school, we will find time to learn to draw and let the teacher teach you." ”
"Okay. Shishi happily agreed.
Dou Dou leaned over again and asked, "Mom, where is the squad leader's sister?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "How about you learn to paint with your sister?"
Dou Dou said: "Sister Rabbit has won awards, why do you want to learn to paint." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "You can still improve, you can't just meet the second prize." ”
Li Xiang also said: "That's right, you just won the second prize, and there is a first prize above you." ”
Dou Dou looked up and said, "There is only the ceiling above." ”
Li thought: "Silly boy. ”
Sinus: "Long nose." ”
Teacher: "I love you." ”
Oops, confess if you don't agree with each other, Li Xiangxi smiled, and Dou Dou shouted sadly, and fell on the sofa, my sister has rebelled, this little traitor.
Li Xiang smiled and said, "Let me tell you something, the person who always gives you beautiful little clothes wants to invite you to participate in the event." ”
Teacher: "Clams, who gave me beautiful little clothes?"
Li Xiang: "A group of big brothers and sisters, this is what you are wearing." ”
Dou Dou quickly got up and asked, "Elephant, what are you talking about?"
Li Xiang said: "Didn't you go on a fashion show last year? Remember? You were scared of being dragged on stage by a little boy." ”
Dou Dou: "No, the Lun family flew up." ”
She insisted that she was not dragged onto the runway, but that she had spread her wings and flew up. Awesome, fork the waist first.
Li Xiang said: "Since you are so powerful, do you dare to go up this year?" Don't let me look down on you." ”
Dou Dou thought about it, Li wanted to provoke her, and in three or two clicks, the little rabbit sister raised her hand excitedly to go, and said that she must fly up to show the elephant. As for whether you can fly when the time comes, will you spread your wings and fly up, or will you be thrown away...... There are many ways, but whatever, let's talk about Haikou first, then I will respond on the spot, and the little rabbit sister can't be suffocated to death by a soak of urine.
Li Xiang asked the teacher: "What about Teacher Li?"
Shishi said, "Shishi didn't go last time. ”
Li thought: "Yes, you didn't go last time, how fun it was, so you should go this time." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan also encouraged the teacher to go, this lecture was very good, in the public, very small teacher's demeanor, and with more effort, he was able to overcome his shy and timid temperament.
The teacher made an excuse and said, "I'm too young." ”
Li Xiang said funny: "You are not small, Dou Dou is as small as you, and it is not the same." ”
When the teacher hesitated, Dou Dou helped his sister speak: "Elephant, you have to give the teacher money, and she will go." ”
The teacher said, "I am a poor baby. ”
You are the richest, you are still poor! Li Xiang said: "5 yuan, okay? That's it, don't bargain." ”
Dou Dou said happily: "5 yuan is 5 yuan, hehe, the master will agree quickly." ”
The master sighed and said, "Hey duck, that's okay. Do you want to listen to me?"
Because when the teacher was lecturing in the kindergarten, Li Xiang ran away, but he didn't hear it, and the teacher was worried about it, and kept nagging to make up for this lesson for the pigeon, otherwise he would be sad.
Li Xiang sat on the sofa and said, "It's okay to give a lecture, but it's time to rest, let's listen to something interesting, okay? ”
The teacher said happily, "Okay." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan immediately called Li Chao, and then ordered Dou Dou to sit on the sofa honestly, watching the master stand in the center of the living room, facing everyone and all the dogs, cats, and cats, and began to tell the story.
This Xiao Li teacher is addicted to lecturing.
Li Xiang asked, "Then what do you want to tell us today?"
Teacher Xiao Li said: "Little sheep rush to the market~"
Li Chao said with a smile: "This is good, I love it when I hear the name." ”
Li Xiang said: "No, no, no, change one." ”
The main purpose of this little sheep market is not to tell stories, but to hypnotize them, and the whole process is counting sheep.
Dou Dou said: "The little princess defeated the badass dragon. ”
The teacher said, "Sister, I don't remember." ”
Dou Dou jumped off the sofa, ran to the room to find a storybook, and handed it to the teacher. The two got together and muttered, Dou Dou's performance wanted to explode, and he didn't want to come down on the stage, but everyone didn't want to listen to her, they just wanted to listen to the teacher, so the little rabbit sister had an idea and said that she played the little princess, and this proposal failed to get the teacher's consent, because she wanted to play the little princess herself, and only the bad guy dragon was left for Dou Dou.
Either play the villain dragon, or go to the sofa to sit with his parents and watch, Dou Dou finally decided to play the villain dragon.
This dragon did all the bad things, and was trampled on the ground by the little princess of the master and begged for mercy.
Dou Dou was lying on the ground, carrying the little feet of the teacher, and shouted miserably: "Help the duck, save my life~~~~ I'm going to be killed by the teacher." ”