Chapter 272: The farts are scared out

"Hey, be careful with your hands, if you touch me, you'll lose. Lan Caiyi stared at Fang Yuan and said seriously.

"I didn't push you, can't you touch it?" Fang Yuan was speechless.

"No, you can't. ”

When she was almost defeated by Fang Yuan several times in a row, Lan Caiyi reformulated the rules of her game.

"If you don't touch it, you won't touch it, do you think I won't be able to catch the little chick behind you?" Fang Yuan smirked.

"Bad eagle, you can't catch it. Shin Shin stuck her tongue out at him from behind.

Xiao Shan also smiled at him.

"Look, a little pig is flying. Fang Yuan suddenly pointed to the side.

Lan Caiyi couldn't be fooled, and looked at him contemptuously, thinking that this little trick could also deceive people?

But she forgot the two little chicks behind her, and of course they believed it, and immediately looked up.

Fang Yuan took advantage of this opportunity and rushed over, Lan Caiyi reacted and hurriedly spread his arms to stop him.

But the two little chicks behind her didn't keep up with her movements, especially Xinxin at the end, she was half a beat slower to react, she was taken down and sat on the ground.

"Haha, the eagle caught your little chick!" Fang Yuan smugly grabbed the little guy's arm.

The little guy nervously "poof, poof" let out two loud farts.

In an instant, everyone in the room fell silent.

"Hey, just playing a game, you won't be scared out of the fart, right?" Fang Yuan couldn't help but laugh.

said that he pinched his nose and incited, saying that it really stinks!

Then the whole family laughed.

The little guy was a little shy herself, but when everyone laughed at her, she was angry and unhappy, and the baby wanted to hit someone.

So she pinched her little hand into a chicken mouth shape and poked it at Fang Yuan's stomach.

"I'm the eagle, you're the chicken. Fang Yuan dodged her hand and reminded her.

"The baby is now the fighting chicken among the chicks, don't run, give the baby a peck at you, the big bad guy. The little one chased after him angrily.

So the two of them ran one after the other, and circled back and forth around the dinner table.

The little guy chased a few laps, stopped panting, looked at his little short legs, and then looked at his father's long legs, and couldn't help but feel a little angry.

So he lowered his head, full of loss, and looked at Fang Yuan with a heartache.

Hurriedly ran over to hug her.

But before he could crouch down, the little one had already reached out quickly and pecked him a few times on the belly.

Then he crossed his hips and laughed triumphantly.

"Well, you've beaten the big eagle with your battle chicken. Fang Yuan squatted down and held her in his arms.

"You tell me, you haven't stinked for a few days?" Fang Yuan asked.

"Uh-huh....... The little one tilted his little head in thought.

"Don't you know if you stink? Tell me, you haven't eaten ice cream in a few days?"

"Two days. The little one didn't want to reply.

Fang Yuan: "......." ”

"You remember what you ate clearly, don't you know if you haven't pulled the stink for a few days?" Fang Yuan was also defeated by this little guy.

"Today should be the third day. Fang's mother came out of the kitchen and said when she heard the words.

"It hasn't smelled for three days?I'll smell it, have you become a stinky baby?" Fang Yuan deliberately leaned his head on her and sniffed it.

"Does it stink?" the little guy asked innocently.

Fang Yuan was amused by her again, but he still held back and said, "It's a little stinky." ”

When the little guy heard this, he put his arm in front of his nose and sniffed it very seriously.

"But why can't the baby smell it?" the little one wondered.

"Maybe you can't smell it, I think you'd better go and stink. Fang Yuan diverted his words and said to her.

"Oh well. The little guy was embarrassed and said that she didn't want to be a stinky baby.

"But you're going to come with me. The little one tugged at his hand.

"Huh......!" Fang Yuan was shocked, "Do you want to stink your father to death?"

"Alright then, you wait for me at the door. The little guy thought about it, it seemed to be a little stinky, so he let Dad go!

So the eagle can't catch the chicken, the little guy hides in the toilet and stinks, this is not the most important, the most important thing is that Fang Yuan must also stand at the door and not leave.

"Hmm...... Well...... , Dad, you're not there. The little one snorted and asked.

"I'm here. Fang Yuan pinched his nose and said weakly.

"Hmm...... Kindness...... Dad, don't sneak away. The little one snorted and reminded again.

"Got it, I'm not running. ”

However, the little guy is still a little uneasy, and it's a bit boring to pull the stink.

"Do you find it boring to stand there?" the little one continued.

Fang Yuan was overjoyed when he heard this, was this to let him leave?

"yes, it's smelly and boring to stand here. So he hurriedly said.

"In that case, you can tell your baby a story, so that you won't be bored. After Xiao Jia finished speaking, he immediately said, "Hmm...... Hmmm......" a few times.

Fang Yuan directly covered his face when he heard this, and he was already speechless to refute.

When I looked up, I just saw Lan Caiyi standing in the distance, leaning against the wall and holding his arms and looking at him with a smile.

So Fang Yuan smiled evilly and said to the little guy in the bathroom, "Why don't you let your mother come, your mother is the best at telling stories, and you are all girls, she can go in directly to accompany you, how good is this?"

"Huh....... The little one heard it and fell into thought, what Dad said seemed to make sense!

Lan Caiyi also heard it, put down his arm, ran over angrily, and reached out to pinch him on the waist, who made him bad.

But as soon as her arm stretched out, she was dragged by Fang Yuan and held in his arms.

"What's the matter, there are so many people in the family, how bad it is to see. Lan Caiyi resisted a little shyly.

Fang Yuan smiled evilly, and was just about to kiss it, when he heard Xinxin shouting in the bathroom again.

"I thought about it, I don't want my mother to tell me, it stinks here, it will stink to my mother. The little guy thought carefully and replied seriously.

Fang Yuan:"@&%*@&@&~@"

Lan Caiyi laughed silently when he heard this, then kissed Fang Yuan on the face, broke free from his embrace, patted him on the shoulder, signaled him to work hard, turned around and twisted his hips and left.

Fang Yuan's heart was rushing upward, this was playing with fire, so he stepped forward and prepared to catch up.

"Daddy, hurry up, huh...... Well....... Fang Yuan felt that cold water was pouring down from his head, and all his desires were gone.

Halfway through the story that Fang Yuan made up, the little guy finally got rid of the stinch, and he also breathed a long sigh of relief, he had to accompany him outside the door for, what is this called?

After washing the little one's little hands, the little one immediately stretched out his arm to his father and let him smell it, and now she is still not a stinky baby.

Fang Yuan pretended to sniff carefully, and then told her very seriously that now she was a fragrant baby again.

So the little one happily took his father's hand and went out.

I happened to pass by the kitchen and saw that Fang's mother was preparing dinner for the evening, so she said, "Mom, don't burn meat these days, get more vegetables, the little guy eats too much meat, and he is a little constipated." ”

"Uh-huh....... The little one let go of Daddy's hand.

The battle chicken is ready to enter the battle again, and a new war begins, to bring down this big bad guy who doesn't let himself eat meat.

In this windy and rainy weather, the room was filled with laughter.