771, sinus in distress (1/5)

Li Xiang met several resident guests in the studio. He'd only heard of them before, but he'd never seen them before, and this was the first time. Everyone met each other, gave a brief introduction, and was polite, and Li Xiang was invited to sit down in the center.

"We have been looking forward to Master Dou Dou's participation, and this time we finally got our long-cherished wish. A male guest complimented that he was a singer.

"I decided to participate when I got the invitation, and my mom loved the show. Li Xiang also responded politely.

"Does Mother Huang have a baby she likes?" asked another female guest.

"5 pairs of babies are all lovely, each with its own characteristics, very cute. ”

"Sure enough, she is a caring mother, and she has a treasure baby at home. ”

"Yes, this National Day ceremony, we were all shocked, Dou Dou and Shishi are really amazing, such a big occasion, I didn't panic at all, if it was me, I wouldn't have been able to do it so well. ”

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Before the show started, several guests chatted politely, enlivened the atmosphere, and got closer to each other, even if it wasn't for this show, they had to get to know Li Xiang for their future careers.

When Li Xiang was recording the show, in the entertainment room, Master Dou Dou was holding a microphone and singing happily, singing "Three Little Pigs Build a House" that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Huang Youyi asked them to sing "Today is Your Birthday, Motherland", and Gu Qijing also said that she wanted to hear it, so the little sisters finished singing Little Pig and began to sing the motherland.

I sang several songs in a row, my throat was dry, I drank a lot of water, and I wanted to pee. Huang Youyi said to take them to the bathroom, but Dou Dou didn't let them, but asked Gu Qijing to take them.

"Dou Dou, don't you like Sister Youyi?" Huang Youyi pretended to be pitiful and asked Dou Dou.

"You, don't be sad sister, my sister and I like you very much, my pigeons like you even more, and say you're cute. The teacher comforted. Where warmth is needed, there is the care of Teacher Xiao Li.

Dou Dou said that she also likes her girlfriends, but they are not good enough to pee together.

Huang Youyi: "......"

She didn't know how to take it, did she really say that we were going to pee together? That's too ...... Hey, some words are cute for children, but disgusting for adults.

Huang Youyi had no choice but to give up this opportunity to get closer to the little sisters and let Gu Qijing take them.

When he met someone on the way, Master Dou Dou didn't know him, but Gu Qijing recognized Lu Meng, who had met once in the Jinsha Restaurant.

Lu Meng didn't recognize Gu Qijing, but when he heard Master Dou Dou walking and singing "Chicken, chicken, you are a beautiful duck~", his face was not good, he glared at them and entered the bathroom.

It turned out that after his filming career encountered the Waterloo of "Magic City Fortress", he returned to his old business and recently released a single. He was ridiculed on the movie, successfully gained a large wave of black fans, and now he sings, and he has not been let go, he was caught with a mistake with an inaccurate accent, and when he sang "Just because you are too beautiful", he sang too fast and did not bite the words accurately, resulting in it sounding like "Gini is too beautiful". Now, he is particularly sensitive to this sentence, and even does not hesitate to go to court with black fans. The black fans who made spoof videos on the Internet all received the lawyer's letter from him.

At this moment, when I heard Master Dou Dou say "Gini is such a beautiful duck", his face was suddenly bad, and when he entered the bathroom, the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, thinking that this was Li Xiang playing a ghost, and he must have laughed at him behind his back, otherwise how could this little sister, who was only a few years old, say such sarcastic words.

He and Li Xiang were inherently incompatible, from the secret rivalry in "Longing for Life" to the movie showdown between "I Am Not the God of Medicine" and "Demon Capital Fortress", it was always him who was injured. In "Longing for Life", he felt that he was very innocent, but because of some intersections with Li Xiang, he was treated unfairly, and was scolded for being mentally retarded, brainless, and miserable. In the movie, he was further compared with Li Xiang by the media and fans, and criticized him for being useless.

In the entertainment industry, many grievances actually originate from the media and have little to do with the parties.

When he came out of the bathroom, he saw Dou Dou standing alone in front of the children's sink to wash his hands and play with water. When the child heard the movement, he looked up at him, snorted inexplicably, and muttered while washing his hands: "Quack is not as beautiful as a chick, the chick is so beautiful~"

Lumon immediately had a bloodshot head, couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "Shut up!!"

"Clams?" Dou Dou was taken aback, and when he saw his vicious appearance, he looked at him in a daze, and didn't dare to speak. The faucet was running rattling, and the little hands had been withdrawn.

"Who taught you this?" asked Lumon with an unkind face.

Dou Dou shook his head, and suddenly pointed at him loudly and said, "You are a big villain, a fierce child paper~"

Then, with lightning speed, he ran into the women's bathroom with a smoke.

Lu Meng, who was standing outside, immediately heard the child shouting inside, "Master, don't go out, there is a big bad wolf outside~ Let's call Sister Xiaojing~" "Clams, the big bad wolf is swollen when it comes in?" "The big bad wolf is a boy, he can't come in the girls' toilet." "I'll take a look. "Don't go to the duck, you will be dead, my sister is staring at him, master, you quickly hide inside and close the door." "Sister, don't go, woo~" ......

The children inside cried as they spoke, and Lumon was a little confused, hesitating whether to leave like this, or stay here to ask for an explanation. The pair of little sisters are here, which means that Li Xiang is probably also there, and asked what it means for that guy to teach children to sing songs that mock him, and then suddenly a cold voice sounded in his ears.

"Who were you murdering just now??"

This time it was Lu Meng's turn to be taken aback, and when he looked back, it was not Li Xiang.

"Who were you murdering just now?" asked Li Xiang with an unkind look.

Halfway through the recording of "We Grew Up", during the intermission, Li Xiang went to the entertainment room to take a look, and saw that only Huang Youyi was there, Gu Qijing took Master Dou to the bathroom. When he came over, he happened to see Dou Dou run inside by Lu Meng's fierce smoke, and he could hear her shouting that there was a big bad wolf outside.

Lu Meng was about to ask Li Xiang to ask clearly, and when he saw him in front of him at this moment, although he looked scary and a little frightened, he was not afraid, and said bluntly: "You first ask your sister what she sang to me!"

"What did she sing?"

"Don't you know what you're taught?"

"You either say it straight or you apologize. ”

"Ha, I apologize? Are you being funny? ”

……

The two argued, and at this time, a small head stretched out from the door of the women's bathroom, glanced at it, quickly retracted it, and the voice came out: "Master, don't be afraid, there is an elephant outside to save us, and the elephant is arguing with the big bad wolf~ I'm going to beat the big bad wolf later, look at it." ”

Suddenly, the little sisters heard a plop, and then someone screamed, and with a bang, their little hands were on the edge of the door, and they stretched out two little heads, and they saw their elephant brother standing on the ground, and the big bad wolf lying on the ground!

Gu Qijing took the two out of here, and Li wanted them to go back to the entertainment room first, not here.

"It's all gone, it's all gone, go back, don't watch here. A man who looked like an executive of the TV station dispersed the onlookers, but they just didn't get so close, and still stood at a distance and looked this way.

Li wants to fight with Lumon, this is big news, who would have thought that.

"Li Xiang, what's going on?" the man asked Li Xiang. He has a Chinese face, a medium build, and is quite imposing.

Li Xiang said: "I recorded the intermission of the show, came to the toilet, and saw that he was murdering my sister, and scared the child so much that he ran back to the bathroom and didn't dare to come out, and asked him to explain, but he said that I taught the child to sing and sarcastically mock him, and I should apologize to him." I asked him what the kid was singing, and he couldn't say it. Regardless of whether my sister is sarcastic about him, a 5-year-old child, I can't imagine that she knows what sarcasm is, and, taking a step back, even if she does something wrong, an adult should not murder her, what can I tell an adult, what is the ability to be arrogant in front of children. ”

The man asked Lumon, "Lumon, what is your reason?"

Then he saw that he was still lying on the ground, bent down to help him up, and asked, "Is there any injury?"

Lu Meng glared at Li Xiang hatefully and said, "I asked to call the police, and this person physically attacked me. ”

"Calm down and sit down in the conference room. The man said.

Li Xiang saw that Master Dou Dou had already left, and decided to go back to the little sister first to ask about the situation before coming, so he said: "I'm not going, I'm going to continue recording the show soon, if he calls the police, let him report it." ”

"Where do you want to go?!" Lu Meng wanted to reach out and grab Li Xiang, but was thrown by Li Xiang, only to feel a strong attack, slamming against the wall, and his back hurt.

"Get out of the way!" Li Xiang threw down this sentence and walked away, "This is not over." ”