Chapter 58: Italian Cannons
Cheng Bo breathed a long sigh of relief, he blew such a big cow, if it was useless, he would not be able to raise his head for the rest of his life!
"What a waste, what's the matter with you? Didn't you eat? As the first-class talents of the Xia family, they are so useless! I'm so angry!" Seeing the little brother holding his thighs and moaning, Xiahou Dun was furious.
"If the hell is not good, don't brag about it! Just now I sold both kidneys, and now I'm bored, right? Let me tell you, I'm a wife and even a lifelong happiness, if you can't do it, we'll fight with you!"
"I ...... I ......" In the face of everyone's accusations, the little brother of the Xia family was so red that he couldn't say anything. "Big brother, it's not that the little brother is incompetent, this kid is definitely a little weird!"
Xiahoudun: "That's enough, I don't want to hear the explanation." If you can't do it, let An Fist go up! He's the number one strong man of our Xia family!"
"Yes!" the little brother Nono retreated, with a broken leg.
Xiahou Dun: "An Boxingtao, come here!"
An Boxing: "Big brother!"
Xiahou Dun: "Tell my eldest brother, I am full of confidence now, and I suppressed my impulse just now and did not sell my kidney, now my strength is bursting, I want to fight ten at a time!"
Xia Hou Dun: "Very good, the man of my Xia family just has to withstand the temptation!"
An Boxingtao: "The main thing is that the person just now said that I have watched too many small movies over the years, my kidney function is aging, and it is not worth a few dollars, but I sold my liver, and it is a big deal not to drink in the future!"
"Uh...... You try it!" Xia Houdun waved his hand casually, and he was not very confident in his heart.
"Wait for me to warm up first, Music!" A passionate music sounded, An Fist Tao was on the spot, and a set of boxing techniques was beaten by him.
He opened his bow left and right, and suddenly punched a pillar. Click, the column cracked, and after a few seconds, it collapsed.
"It turned out to be the legendary Mighty King Kong Fist. It seems that there is hope now. A man in a suit said in amazement.
Xia Houdun's eyes lit up, and he gradually gained confidence in An Quantao.
"Cheng Bo, are you okay?" Tang Xinyu was a little flustered.
"It should ...... Let's be honest, seeing An Botao with such explosive power, Cheng Bo was really a little stunned! But the matter has come to this, he can only bite the bullet.
"Don't say anything! Eat me with a punch!" An Quantao shouted angrily and rushed towards Cheng Bo.
A second later. There was no sound, and everyone was stunned and looked at An Fisttao incredulously.
An Quan was proud: "But that's it! I didn't make a sound when I punched down, and it might have turned into meat sauce directly! I don't feel anything here, so it's as exaggerated as you said?"
"Brother Tao......" The little brother who had just broken his leg on the side kept giving An Fist Tao a look.
An Boxing was disdainful: "What's the matter? Envy, jealousy and hatred? Brothers, come and get the money!"
Broken Leg Brother: "No...... Your hands ......"
An Boxing: "My hands are very good, right?"
Little brother with broken legs: "Why is your hand missing?"
"My hand, where is my hand?" An Quantao suddenly reacted, and the hand he punched fell from his arm at some point and disappeared.
An Fist Tao frantically searched, and finally found his arm in an unknown trash can.
"Whoa, pain, pain, pain, ......" This is the pain that finally came from the broken arm, An Quantao screamed and fainted.
At that minute, the audience was shocked and silent.
"Haha, the operation is as fierce as a tiger, I didn't expect it to be a 250!" Cheng Bo could finally laugh with confidence.
Everyone sighed in unison.
Tang Xinyu's eyes were full of excitement...... What no one noticed was that Xiao Wanrou next to her looked a little uncalm.
Xiahou Dun: "MD, I really don't believe in this evil, I'll come in person this time." Someone, take my blindfold over. ”
Under the gaze of everyone, Xia Houdun covered his left eye. Everyone knew that Xia Houdun was the number one master of the Xia family, but they didn't know that he had a special skill - after blindfolding his left eye, he could burst out with double combat power. Today's situation for Cheng Bo is enough to show how much he attaches importance to it, and everyone is holding their breath, staring at this peak duel, for fear of missing any detail.
"One-eyed, it's a man's romance!" Xia Houdun took a deep breath and kicked it over as well. "Ahh
is as strong as Xiahou Dun, and can only be defeated.
"It's steady, it's steady! I just want to ask everyone present, who else?" Cheng Bo instantly felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life. It's worth it! It's worth it! There's no need to worry about being attacked again.
Everyone thumped their chests
Quite a few people thought of some terrible consequences and shed tears.
System: "Host, calm, can't be proud, be careful of capsizing in the gutter!"
"Alas, you don't understand, as the saying goes, pride makes people progress, and humility makes people backward. Cheng Bo looked lonely, and did not take the system's reminder to heart at all.
The system really wanted to beat Cheng Bo, but he was helpless.
"For today's time, I can't ask for any Bilian, wheel warfare or crowd tactics. If you pick it up in a group, all of us will pick him, and if you go alone, it will be him who will pick all of us. Those who have weapons take weapons, and those who don't have weapons will also go up with broken hands and feet, and take out the momentum of bullying honest people, we can't afford to lose this battle. Xiahou Dun gritted his teeth, lowered his heart, gave orders, and the army's morale was greatly boosted!
In an instant, more than a dozen people launched a charge against Cheng Bo. The battle came and ended quickly, in a minute...... The people besieging Cheng Bo fell to the ground without exception, and all the people who fell asleep on the ground were people who were holding their thighs and moaning.
As for weapons, knives, guns, clubs, and so on, they are either bent or broken.
"Oh my God, am I dreaming? Can anyone tell me when I'm going to wake up?" the man in the suit took the lead and sat down directly on the ground.
In the end, everyone knelt down!
Tang Xinyu: "Cheng Bo, how do you feel?"
"Fortunately, except for a slight pain, there is basically no major problem, I can still carry it!" Cheng Bo made a scissor-hand gesture. Then he said to the Xia family, "If you can't form an effective attack on me...... Then I declare the show over!"
"Be careful!" Xiao Wanrou suddenly exclaimed.
Cheng Bo was surprised, he was not sure if Xiao Wanrou would talk to him again. At that moment, a fatal sense of crisis suddenly rose in Cheng Bo's heart.
"Cheng Bo, you are very good. The knives, guns, sticks and sticks can be blocked, which makes me, a person without birds, envious, but so what? I don't believe you can dodge bullets when you practice?" Xia Liu let out a roar, didn't know where to take out a pistol, and pulled the trigger on the spot.
Cheng Bo subconsciously wanted to dodge, but it was too late.
"After all, I was plotted by the villain? I asked the Tang family to create a high-quality body armor. I was in too much of a hurry to put it on when I left. Brother, I can't help you!" Cheng Bo regretted in his heart, regretting that he didn't listen to the system's advice. The iron gear skill has only been practiced to the first level, and it is absolutely impossible to resist bullets.
Chu Fei: "Paralyzed, this Xia Liu is really despicable and shameless, dare to plot against our descendants." I'm going to give him some color. ”
"Dad, slow down!" Chu Fei was about to make a move, but was stopped by Cheng Chu!" "Don't worry, in my opinion, things still have a turnaround." ”
After a violent sound, Cheng Bo clutched his crotch and screamed.
Cheng Bo: "It's painful for me!"
"Cheng Bo Cheng Bo! Xia Liu! Cheng Bo If there are three long and two short, my Tang family will not be finished with you!" Tang Xinyu roared angrily and cried on the spot.
Xiao Wanrou didn't know why. Sadness was also written on his face.
"Didn't play with me? Do you Tang family still have this qualification? Or wait obediently to pay off the huge debt! I rely on ...... What's going on?" Xia Liu suddenly looked at Cheng Bo, and his eyes directly turned into a cross-eyed.
"It hurts a little, but ...... It seems that it has only scratched a little bit of skin, and the quality of this bullet is poor!" Cheng Bo picked up the bullet from the ground, and the bullet between them had been smoothed out.
System: "The host's iron gear skill has been tempered and successfully broken through to the second layer in an instant. The hardness of the host's crotch is increased by 200%, and the current crotch hardness is 300% in total, which can withstand ordinary bullets. ”
"Whew, it's really dangerous!" Cheng Bo was secretly glad in his heart that the goddess of luck was on his side again.
Xia Liu: "Impossible, you must be forcing a smile and pretending to be calm." How can you even stop a bullet? Actually, you're just like me, right?"
"Oh, do you need to verify it?" Cheng Bo directly looked at a bead and hit it with his crotch. The pillar was smashed to pieces.
"Hehe, who am I? Xia Liu, you are a slut, Xia Jian is also a slut, and Xia Houdun, your whole family is a slut! My surname is Cheng, and Cheng Bo is my father!" Xia Liu was directly frightened, sat on the ground and scolded incoherently.
"Childe, how can you scold me?" Xiahou Dun was so sad that he cried.
"It's over, it's all over! I've lost so much money. Dad won't let me go!" Xia Liu gradually came back to his senses and muttered to himself.
Xia Hou Dun: "It's not over, it's not over yet! Have you forgotten the two mountain cannons that our Xia family found in the cave a few days ago? Those things are Italian goods, and there are twenty shells. I believe I can even block a cannonball!"
"Damn! If you want to block the cannon, you have to practice to the fifth layer. Don't!" Cheng Bo peeked at Xia Liu's face and broke out in a cold sweat.