Lao Li spit out the smoke ring, closed his eyes and recuperated, he thought, everyone is an afterthought, if what happened at the beginning, what will happen now; sometimes, it is clear that this or that is not good, the end will be very miserable, but it is like a moth to a fire and die generously.

He thought, just like Brother Feng in his previous life, doesn't he know that if he fails a few courses each semester, he will not be able to pay the difference in his senior year? But has he worked hard? No! In his previous life, he was even more unbearable than Lao Li, who did not go to self-study 90 percent of the time, and he was at least 99 percent. Why is he so stupid and confused, as if he has lost his soul, and continues to carry on his mistakes? Lao Li has always felt that smart people can not do more than three things, and even smarter people can learn from the experience of others.

It's a pity that Lao Li was also a theoretical giant and a dwarf in action in his previous life.

"Li Yifan!" a voice called him.

Female voices, young female voices.

Lao Li was interrupted by her, trembled, opened his eyes, squinted, and said: "Beauty, you have to be responsible, you woke me up from the spring dream!

As soon as the words came out, he regretted it, how could he casually say the words of flirting with cats and puppies on the Internet in his previous life?

When the young girl heard this, she was immediately embarrassed, her delicate little face turned red, and she turned around and ran.

"Hey, Xiaoli, stop, I'll have dinner tonight, let's go together!" Lao Li shouted as he looked at her back and ran into the building.

Xiaoli didn't look back until she disappeared without a trace.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Lao Li dialed Yang Fei'er's phone: "Daughter-in-law, come out quickly, call out the round-faced girl in your dormitory, I promised to invite her to dinner last time, solve it together today, save trouble!"

He had forgotten Xiaoli's phone number, and his memories were still ten years later. He remembered that Xiaoli had a twilight love in the second semester of her junior year, and she broke up in less than half a year. When Lao Li heard this, he smiled.

In his memory, Xiaoli was still a very traditional person, so he got out of the car again and walked towards the girls' dormitory building, and his aunt immediately stopped him: "Which grade, not allowed to enter!" That attitude, it seems that he has the power of life and death.

Lao Li hurriedly smiled: "Auntie, hello, help me call someone, I don't know the dormitory, you help me check, Chen Xiaoli from Telecom Class 3." ”

The aunt glanced at him angrily, flipped through the list of the building, found it, and then shouted to Xiaoli's dormitory through the indoor broadcasting system of the building management office: "Chen Xiaoli, Chen Xiaoli from Telecom Class 3, someone is looking for it now, please come down immediately!"

Xiaoli just ran back to the dormitory with a red face, she heard a shout, she guessed that it might be Li Yifan, touched the hot little face with both hands, and then hesitated to go down, if she didn't go down, she believed that her aunt would shout a few more times.

Pursing her lips and shaking her short hair, Xiaoli walked down slowly, and when Lao Li saw it, he hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry just now!"

"It's all right!" replied softly.

"I just had a treat, right, didn't I have a girlfriend? Today, I invite my roommate and a few classmates to have dinner together, you can go too, we are fellow countrymen, let's meet each other, it can be regarded as a witness!"

"I've seen you and your girlfriend together! Okay then!" Xiaoli didn't have much idea about the relationship between men and women at this time, and Lao Li was not strong enough that a girl would automatically stick to him, Xiaoli was not suitable for being molested, and the rest of her performance was very flat.

"Come on, get in the car!" said Lao Li.

Xiaoli followed Lao Li to the side of the car, and Lao Li said: "You sit in the back position, the front is reserved for her!"

Xiaoli showed a smile, opened the rear door, and got in, Lao Li dared to guarantee that Xiaoli was the first time to take this kind of car, in the small town of her hometown, basically you can't see this kind of off-road vehicle, Xiaoli's family is considered a working class, and naturally has less knowledge.

After she got into the car, she looked a little nervous and a little excited, carefully looked at the environment in the car, and asked, "Li Yifan, didn't you borrow the car? Why haven't you returned it yet?"

"You don't have to pay it back when you borrow a car, it's just that you don't have the ownership, but you have the right to use it!" replied Lao Li.

Xiaoli said: "Who would be so good to you!"

"There are many people who are good to me! Look, aren't they coming?" said Lao Li.

Xiaoli said: "Your girlfriend is so beautiful!"

Lao Li said: "Alas, it's not very beautiful, I just like her to be tall, and the baby born in the future is also tall, so it's easier to find a daughter-in-law!"

Xiaoli smiled: "If you give birth to a girl, it's too tall, it's not easy to find!"

Yang Da Beauty led her round-faced roommate to the front of the car, and Lao Li quickly opened the car door: "Please come in!"

Yang Damei got into the passenger seat, and the round-faced girl got into the back seat. Both of them looked at Xiaoli with interest, and Yang Da Beauty was a little puzzled.

"Let me introduce to you, this is my freshman female fellow, Chen Xiaoli, who is considered a family member!" Lao Li said.

Yang Da Mei was not rude in front of the freshman elementary school girl, and hurriedly smiled: "Hello!"

Xiaoli said a little timidly: "Hello!"

"Xiaoli, as for these two, I will also give you a formal introduction, this one!" Lao Li pointed at Yang Fei'er: "She is, she doesn't need to be introduced." The one next to you is the representative of the invincible beautiful girl of youth plus the top ten outstanding young women of the Telecommunications and Polytechnic University this year, as for the name, she will say it when she introduces herself!"

The three girls in the car were all happy.

Yang Fei'er said: "Don't listen to him being poor, this is my roommate, called Han Ying!"

At this time, Lao Li showed a crazy realization: "Hearing the name of the senior sister and the merits obtained, if I have the speaker, or someone hears it, I don't believe it, and my heart is crazy!"

It's a pity that Lao Li finally remembered a few words when he read the "Diamond Sutra" in his previous life, and the three girls didn't know anything about Buddhist scriptures, and they all thought he was original.

They all burst into laughter.

Yang Fei'er smiled: "You can give me poverty!"

Han Ying said obsessively: "Fei'er, Li Yifan is a celestial Qu Xing, and his exit is a chapter, no wonder you can make a promise!"

The timid Xiaoli covered her mouth and kept laughing, holding back her little face and flushing.

Lao Li was embarrassed, and thought to himself, I don't dare to plagiarize the Buddha's teachings, so he said: "Alas, sins and sins, I declare to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky that the words just now are quoting the content of the sixteenth volume of Shakyamuni Buddha's "Diamond Sutra". Sins, sins, sins!"

The women laughed again. Han Ying said: "I didn't expect you to care about Buddhist scriptures?"

Lao Li hurriedly said: "I think Buddhism is the most perfect, profound, and systematic philosophy of the universe in human history. Senior sister, if you are interested, let's go to the small garden of the school to study and study one day!"

Yang Fei'er knew that he was nervous again, but she didn't care, knowing that he was making fun of others, so she slapped his arm and said, "You don't have a serious one!"

Han Ying was very happy and said: "Okay, okay, as long as Fei'er is not jealous, I have no problem!"

didn't expect to meet a ruthless character, Lao Li said again: "Alas, forget it, Fei'er will definitely not be jealous, if she knows that I have turned you into a nun temple, she must be very happy!"

There was laughter in the carriage again.

Yang Fei'er cried and laughed: "She went to become a monk, what am I happy about!"

Han Ying knew that she was at a disadvantage, so she wanted to change the topic: "Li Yifan, you are so rich, when will you lend me something!"

Lao Li immediately took out his wallet, took out a steel hammer from it, threw it into her arms, and said, "Remember to pay it back, the monthly interest rate is 20%, and the interest is rolling, and I will pay back 9 yuan at the end of the year." ”

Han Ying pretended to be shocked and said: "You made a fortune from loan sharking, Fei Er Fei'er, you are really a non-person, he must have a lot of enemies!"

Yang Fei'er shook her head at this time: "Hey, he made his fortune by bragging!"

Laughter is always constant, Lao Li feels that he still has humor cells in his previous life and this life, but in his previous life, he was soft-spoken, even if humor comes out, no one wants to listen to it.

This is the difference, under the fame, if you are humorous and poor, people will say that you are kind and not pretentious; you are not bullshit, you are humorous and poor all day long, people will think that you are shallow and frivolous and difficult to take on a big responsibility.

I couldn't help but take out a Yuxi cigarette, flick two out, and hand one to Han Ying: "Do you smoke it?"

Han Ying blushed: "Why do you think I can smoke, and the first time you see Fei'er, you don't give her a cigarette?"

Yang Fei'er hurriedly said: "Don't pay attention to him, he is ridiculing you!" Yang Fei'er has already understood that Lao Li is the kind of person who will take revenge and refuse to suffer.

Lao Li looked at Xiaoli and wrinkled her nose, she was not very used to the smell of tobacco, so she pushed the car door and said, "You guys talk first, I'll smoke a cigarette outside!"

When a cigarette was not finished, I saw the pigs walking back in a hurry, and Lao Li waved his hand to them.

After waiting for everyone to gather, Lao Li smiled and said: "I can still squeeze two people in this car, Tang Cai and Xiao Mo come up, and the rest of the people can carpool and fight over!"

In the car, after introducing each other, Tang Cai said: "Li Yifan, senior sister is so beautiful, can you tell us how you chased her?"

Seeing Yang Fei'er's little face flushing, Lao Li said: "Is there such a thing as feelings, it's all fate." But although there is providence, it still has to be done by man, so to catch her, God and personal efforts are inseparable!"

All the women were happy, but Yang Fei'er looked at the front of the car with tender eyes.

Lao Li thought that he could fool the girls with such a sentence, but Tang Cai continued to ask, "What happened to your relationship?"

Yang Fei'er had red ears on the horse, and Lao Li smiled: "At the end of the year, I got married, and my parents urged me to be tight, saying that they are all such old people, and they are not married, and the babies of other people's soup dishes are starting to enter the first grade of primary school!"

The girls laughed, Tang Cai immediately blushed, and Han Ying said, "Don't you want to beat him in words, it's better to surrender!"

Tang Cai said unrelentingly: "Then you must be married to Fengzi, at the wedding, each of you will hold one in your hand and one in your arms!"

Lao Li didn't expect this woman to be so powerful, she really didn't notice it in her previous life, it seems that Sichuan girls are not easy to mess with, looking at Yang Fei'er's shy smile, Lao Li said: "No, it's all soup and vegetable babies, give us the best man and bridesmaid!"

Hahaha!

All the women laughed, and Yang Fei'er also covered her small mouth, holding her little face red.

Three women in one play, five women sitting in the car, that is a play changed over and over again.

Fortunately, Lao Li is from the past, aren't they all little girls?

Obviously, the character of the Sichuan girls is pungent, and Tang Cai did not admit defeat, and changed the topic: "Do you really dare to get married at the end of the year?

Lao Li remembered that it would be approved in two years, but now undergraduates are really not allowed to get married, so he said: "What don't you dare, as long as someone is willing, I will go with her to get the certificate tomorrow!"

Yang Fei'er immediately glanced at him.

"Then you must invite us to get married!" said Tang Cai.

"Definitely, as long as you don't forget, but you remember to bring the first grade of primary school, and two pairs of twin dragon and phoenix twins!"

Xiao Mo was busy and surprised: "Tang Cai, I didn't expect you to be able to give birth to two pairs of twin dragon and phoenix fetuses, it's really strong!"

At this point, Tang Cai pulled up the white flag and said that he would admit defeat!