592. Arguments at the dinner table
Master Li's children got up so early, Li Xiang was still asleep, and in the haze, he felt that a small point pushed the door into the room, climbed on the bed, squeezed into the quilt, and just wanted to hold it over and pinch whether it was big or small, this little little bit slipped out of bed, and walked around the room softly, Li Xiang finally opened his eyes, and finally saw that in the dimly lit room, Master Li's children were busy with this.
"What are you doing, master?" asked Li Xiang sleepily. Suddenly I felt that there was something in my head, and when I looked sideways, it was a little tiger doll, smiling at him, raising my head slightly, and seeing a neat row of small animal dolls next to the pillow, the closest was the little tiger, and in turn it was a little monkey, a little pig, a little calf, a red panda, a little dog, a little kitten, and a little giraffe...... Oops, no, the kitten is not a doll, it's Down's kitten pretending!
Meow~~
The discovered Don Kitten shook his beard, barked proudly, jumped up with a bang, stepped over Li Xiang's head, jumped to the floor, and jumped out again.
Guards! What about my guards?!! Li Xiang was furious, and he was caught flying over his head by a kitten early in the morning, which was really unlucky.
"Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, are you swollen?"
His female bodyguard is here.
The teacher, who was drilling around in the sky blue curtain, heard the movement, and ran over with a blink.
According to his wake-up anger, Don's kitten couldn't save his life today, but the appearance of the teacher so cute in front of him instantly made the truth, goodness and beauty in Li Xiang's heart emerge, and the anger of getting up disappeared. The world is so beautiful, why bother with a little British short blue cat, it's already miserable to not be reincarnated in this life, there's no need to kill it.
Li Xiang looked down and saw that the master was barefoot, wearing a pair of blue and white strappy denim shorts, a blue and brown contrasting striped loose T-shirt on his upper body, and his long hair was tied in two braids and hung down on his shoulders.
Li Xiang sat up and asked, "Why did you get up so early? What are you doing?"
The teacher replied, "Mother told the teacher to wake you up, and if you still want to sleep, you can sleep twice." ”
Li Xiang looked at his watch, it was less than 7 o'clock in the morning, but there was a new book signing today, so it was necessary to prepare early.
He lay down again and pretended to sleep: "Then I'll sleep two more times, and remember to call me when the time comes." ”
Shishi nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Li Xiang closed his eyes, and the room immediately fell silent, and then not long after, he felt a soft little hand touching his face, and when he opened it, a brilliant little face appeared in front of him.
"Pigeon, you woke up~ Did you dream of the young lady?"
"Which young lady?"
"Hee...... I~"
Li Xiang: "......"
The child wants to be a sister and goes crazy, and he is not satisfied with taking advantage of Dou Dou, and he also comes to take advantage of the elephant brother.
Li Xiang lifted the quilt and picked up Teacher Li, who was standing beside the bed, causing her to exclaim, and then giggled.
Li Xiang put his teacher around his neck and went out to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Dou Dou didn't know where to come out, and followed behind her with her eyes, like a little dog, envious and jealous, she also wanted to ride an elephant.
"Put the master down, go wash your face, breakfast is ready, Xiao Jing called just now, she will send a car to pick you up in half an hour." Li Chao said.
Li Xiang put the teacher down, took a shower after washing, and when he went out, he saw a long queue at the door.
Heck, what a chic team.
I saw that at the front stood the overjoyed teacher, then the little Dam kitten wiping his face with his little paws, then the motionless Meng Qiqi, and finally the eccentric Dou Dou with his eyes.
It's not over yet, behind Dou Dou, there are two pink pigs, a fiery red bird doll, a wonderful peacock, a rag doll with angel wings, a big horse monkey, a lying horse, and a dinosaur......
Although there were animals in the team, some had life, and some had no life, the whole team was in order, and Dou Dou did not cut the line, nor did the fierce dinosaurs and tigers.
"What are you doing here?" Li Xiang was curious to see that each of them was holding a book in his hand, which was his "The Old Man and the Sea", which was going to be signed and released today. Even Tim Kitten and Monchich had one in front of them.
"Let's sign a pigeon~~" The teacher at the top of the queue held "The Old Man and the Sea" in his hand, held it high, and asked her elephant brother to sign it.
"Brother sign a name~" Dou Dou, who was at the end of the line, jumped up and asked for an autograph.
Early in the morning, the children of Xiao Li's family, representatives of small animals, and representatives of small dolls came to Brother Elephant to sign the new book.
Before you go to the book signing, give priority to the children in the family!
"Hahaha~~Come on~"
This is a good thing, Li Xiang happily squatted down to sign the children's new book, and told them to read his brother's book carefully, this is a good book, very connotative, very enlightening for life.
Li Xiang first signed the names of Shishi and Dou Dou, and then signed the names of Don Kitten and Meng Qiqi, and then signed the little dolls in the queue one by one under the Zhang Luo of the two sisters.
This made Li Xiang wonder if the little sister wanted to sell his autographed book? If it was replaced by Li Dan, he could be sure. That guy is so good and graded, it can't be overestimated.
"Dad, Dad~~~ The young lady signed her name with the elephant, ha~" Dou Dou held the signed book and ran to the restaurant excitedly to show off to Li Chao.
"Congratulations, my brother's book was given to you and my sister for the first time, so what are you going to do when you get this book?" asked Li Chao.
"Look at it~" Dou Dou was arrogant, waved his little hand, and said unashamedly, "Look at it a hundred times!"
Xiang Xiaoyuan asked funny, "Do you know what the name of this book is?"
Dou Dou was stunned and quibbled: "It didn't tell the Lun family, why would the Lun family know." ”
Xiang Shuying glanced at the bragging little girl and said, "Isn't there a name on the cover?" ”
Dou Dou immediately flipped over "The Old Man and the Sea" and stared at the pictures and words on the cover.
"Small, small, come quickly. ”
At this time, a helper must be called.
The two sisters got together and muttered, and finally Dou Dou said: "Li Xiang~ This is my elephant and my brother." ”
She pointed to the author column on the cover, with the word Li Xiang on it.
But, little friend, can you remove the previous sentence of my brother!
Immediately, she stared hard at the title of the book.
"Lun~"
"Big~"
"Da Lun~"
"I'm Da Lun, ha, don't fight Lun......"
This kid made up blindly with his teeth and claws, and only recognized one word for "person", and he mispronounced it with his big tongue.
Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't stand it, the four words of Douda, the little sisters didn't know this, and they made the two brothers Tangmu Kitten and Xiao Ming Xiaoguang next to them laugh, saying that the humans of Xiao Li's family were really not good ducks, and they didn't even know the four words.
She told Master Dou that the name of the book was "The Old Man and the Sea".
"Lauren and the sea. Dou Dou followed.
The teacher also said: "Lauren and the sea, grandma's house has the sea, mom, we played with the sea at grandma's house." ”
The master is even better and knows what the sea is.
Now that the title of the book is known, then a new question arises, what kind of kitten, puppy, piglet, pig is about in this book?
Please Lee Elephant!
The little sister welcomed Li Xiang to the table and asked him to tell him what story this book for children told.
Mori?
A big shark?
Huh, aren't you afraid?
It's not you, it's Lauren, it's Lauren, it's an old grandfather?!!!! are you swollen, are you bad?
What a big fish? How big is it? We have fish at home!
The Lun family is called Li Dayu.
My name is Lee Shark.
......
In the end, the interview became a little sister competing for a name, Dou Dou thought that sharks eat big fish, so the teacher can't be called a shark, it must be called a small fish, the teacher refuses, Dou Dou takes a step back, then let the teacher call it shrimp, the teacher still refuses, Dou Dou takes a step back, let the teacher call the little shrimp.
The teacher refused, she just wanted to be called Li Shark.
Dou Dou irritably tickled the baby fat, okay, if my sister doesn't call it Xiao Shrimp, don't call it, then she can only call her Li Dayu, she wants to call the fierce one, and the big guy who can defeat the shark.
She decided to call Lee Dinosaur.
It's a pity that Li wants to tell her that dinosaurs can't go into the water, and dinosaurs can't live in the water.
Dou Dou muttered, saying that then she will be called Li Whale~
The teacher told the stupid young lady that they had fished together in the square, and that there were many, many of them in a small bucket.
Obviously, no matter how big the big goldfish is, it can't be as big as the big shark, not as big as her little fist!
Dou Dou said loudly in a manic manner, then her name is Li Lauren!!
Big fish can't bark, sharks don't let them bark, and according to the elephant's book, only Lauren is left in it.
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