Chapter 117: Oriental Kung Fu and New Oriental [Revised]
"come on~!AV8D~Let's come together~~" Xue Qian saw that the black people comprehended so strongly, and he suddenly became the center of a group of black people, and his mentality exploded in an instant, which was to exhaust his life's learning.
Ye Tian almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood directly from his mouth.
The sailors in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded, the black man was ........ After dancing the square dance!!! I still listened to the music of the Northeast duo!!!
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What kind of picture is this, it's not too spicy to the eyes.
"Holy!"
"Rely on me!"
"I'm!"
"I look like I've watched a fake live stream. β
"I'm blind. β
"Awesome, since the spicy strip to Africa, my country's square dance has also entered the African country again, please look forward to the next issue into science and culture, the invasion of Chinese culture to Africa. β
"Upstairs 6 flipped, hahahahaha~~~"
"Hahahahaha, eh, I can't stop, my stomach hurts when I laugh. β
"I went, I had an urge to get up and dance, I was infected by the virus. β
"Ma Dan, I just made a move on the street, and the people around me looked at me so strangely, I'm a girl!!!"
"Huh! Upstairs, it turns out that I just passed by and saw a girl undressing and running naked on the street, it turned out to be you, what a coincidence, do you want to get acquainted, I think your figure is still very good, but your breasts are a little small. β
"Upstairs rough!"
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The next scene can only be described by a group of demons dancing, more than a dozen gun-wielding men followed Xue Qian to dance a square dance in the back, and the children around him all twisted together.
The scene once made Ye Tian feel like he was back in the square downstairs, and that kind of cordial taste came to his face.
"Damn, that's not the music I want!"
Ye Tian's heart was once broken: "System, even if you are ruthless, I curse you for not having ***, eating instant noodles without seasoning packets." β
System: "I don't have ***, and I don't eat instant noodles." β
Ye Tian: "......."
I'm speechless, and a system, what are you angry about!
Eh, two people turn the handlebar, at least it's a bit rhythmic, and the listening habit is quite emotional.
Holding the blade, I don't know why, Ye Tian's mind actually remembered Brother Pig on the desert island, the one who would bravely stand up to the front every time he was in crisis, and bear all this fearlessly.
I don't know if I'm still alive, and I don't know how many pounds I've gained, well, I don't know how the meat is, but it's estimated that it will be much better than the wild boar in front of me.
Brush brush brush.
Aiming at the wild boar's legs, cutting a small opening, quickly elongating, the technique is smooth, and full of beauty, perfectly separating the wild boar skin and fat, the wild boar has less fat, but Ye Tian accurately separated the two, and did not pause at all.
The whole body is black and sharp, blowing and breaking hair, there is no need for Lin Tian to waste force at all, only need to control the direction and technique, the peeling is as fast as lightning, many people have not paid attention, a wild boar has been peeled clean, and it is a whole wild boar skin, which can also be sold for some money.
Far above a desert island.
A strong one, no smaller than the wild boar that Lin Tian skinned, and even stronger muscles, two long fangs exuding a sharp metallic luster, and on its back, there was a small monkey, holding a fruit to eat.
As if sensing something, the wild boar that was eating food with his head down suddenly raised his head and looked in one direction, and his small black eyes revealed a hint of human emotion.
"Poof. β
Suddenly sneezed loudly, the strong body was a spirit, and an inexplicable chill was clearly felt from that direction, and the chrysanthemum was tight, and he didn't even want the food on the ground, so he picked up his tail and ran, which was called a fast.
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The little monkey on his back was thrown into the air at once, but at the last moment, he flexibly grabbed the hair on Brother Pig's neck and sat back down.
Looking at the back that disappeared quickly, there was an inexplicable sense of joy.
Of course Ye Tian didn't know, at this time, his hands were flying, one hand quickly peeled the meat along the texture, the meat slices of uniform thickness or cut into pieces of neatly arranged large dices, and the other hand held a plate, and the pieces of meat floating in the air fell neatly on it.
Soon, all the flesh on the body of a wild boar had been turned into slices and pieces of meat, and only limbs, legs, and a skeleton remained.
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And the crowd who was dancing sounded exclamations and screams, they didn't pay much attention just now, they were intoxicated by the hot dance, but when they turned around, they turned out....
Bini and Niaka's eyes were already wide at this time, dumbfounded, although they were jumping, they had been paying attention to Ye Tian's side, after all, that special momentum, as well as the mysterious oriental kung fu, had made them yearn for it all the time.
At this time, he walked out of the crowd excitedly, especially Nyaka, the black man, in a particularly familiar pose.
Behind the left leg, bow slightly, right leg in front, bow up less than the left leg, right hand in front, left hand in front of left chest, mouth out of a sharp strange cry: "Ahhh!!h
"Oriental Kung Fu, Oriental Kung Fu. Bini stepped forward quickly, exclaiming.
Ye Tian: "......"
Looking at two black men with fiery eyes, especially big men, and one in a nondescript Bruce Lee pose, Ye Tian ...... I feel a little proud in my heart.
"Ahem. β
Ye Tian said very calmly: "That's right, this is Oriental Kung Fu, I learned it from New Oriental, the highest university in China, and students who go to New Oriental can learn it." β
Hearing this, the eyes of the two black men widened, full of deep envy: "Huaxia treats the people so well, it is really a good government." β
This kind of powerful oriental kung fu can be learned as long as they go to school, and their hearts are full of incomparable yearning, how good it would be if they could also live in China.
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"Bruce Lee's classic gestures, so nostalgic. β
"I didn't expect black people to worship Bruce Lee so much, so I put such a pose at you, and I recognized you. β
"Didn't you notice? The anchor speaks French quite 6, although I don't understand, but it feels so awesome. β
"I've wanted to say it for a long time, but the anchor can speak French, and I, a person who only knows 22 letters of English, feel like a failure. β
"Uh...... Isn't it 24 letters?"
"233333....you digress, won't congratulate, you made me laugh, hahahaha~"
"God has 22 letters. β
"Negro: That's amazing, that's amazing, anchor: Well, that's right, I'm the best, kneel down and worship me as a teacher. I feel like these blacks will be fooled and lame by the anchor. β
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That's when the French major appeared in the water.
"23333, let me translate it, the black man exclaimed Oriental Kung Fu, the anchor said that he was Oriental Kung Fu, or did he learn it from New Oriental, New Oriental, so familiar!"
"Learn to cook, New Oriental, there is a good place, 800 stoves are stainless steel, 200 masters are skilled, New Oriental is large-scale, 200,000 students are all over the world, there are many benefits of learning to be a good cook, there are many benefits, there are many benefits, stable work and high income, lifelong employment is guaranteed, guaranteed! β
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"I feel that when this black man knows the truth, he will feel that the whole world is full of malice towards him. β
"Hahaha..."