Chapter 290: My Name Is Charlotte (5/7)
In the screening room, Yusuke has already laughed into a pen...
He came to watch the movie with the purpose of "Charlotte's Troubles".
As a 'professional' film critic who wants to be discredited after receiving money, he has always been very disciplined!
Smile to laugh, good to look good, money still has to be earned!
At the beginning of the film, Xia Luo borrowed a sports car to pretend to be forced and circled around the hotel, and his brother-in-law said: "Brother-in-law, hurry up, I want to go back to celebrate my girlfriend's sixtieth birthday." ”
Yusuke was stunned for a moment, then laughed...
Auntie, I don't want to work hard anymore
It's supposed to be grandma, I don't want to work hard!
The wedding farce after that was filmed a bit noisy, and then there were sparks and lightning all the way, and the laughing people pumped...
"Teacher Wang, do you think my shoes look good?"
After Charlotte kissed Qiuya, the school teacher came in to stop her, and the teacher's first words were: Shut up!
"Toilet smoking, that stupid one, which class are you? Get out of here for me!"
Li Liqun's principal: "Our Xihong No. 2 Middle School has never had such a bad incident in the entire history of education, so the school chose to expel the school!"
Playing the role of Charlotte's mother is Li Ping, she extinguished her cigarette, began to undress, directly took the bra out of her clothes and threw it on the table: "It's all for the children, principal, you understand!"
"You... What are you going to do?"
"Come on, the headmaster is insulting me!"
"Aren't you a hooligan? I don't know any etiquette!"
Li Ping rushed out of the door, and was about to shout, Li Liqun: "Okay, okay, let Xia Luo rewrite the score review!"
"Thank you, Headmaster..."
This section stunned and stunned for a while...
When the school loudspeaker complained about Charlotte's sin, he was excused by the fact that he also took the initiative to help frightened classmates with artificial respiration;
Open your eyes and talk nonsense, is that artificial respiration?
"You have to thank the school, thank the teacher, and thank you for the low floor of your class!"
When Charlotte asked to change seats, the teacher sarcastically said: As far as your study is still affected, is there still room for decline;
"Anyway, you sleep wherever you go!"
"Then I want to sleep somewhere else!"
"You think you're the principal, who do you want to sleep with?"
The headmaster just appeared...
Mengte: Dongmei, you can't break us up in pursuit of your own happiness;
Xia Luo saw that Dongmei didn't let herself chase Qiuya, and said in a hurry: Oh, don't make trouble with your daughter-in-law, Dongmei was stunned and said: Who do you call your daughter-in-law, it's shameless. The point is, Dongmei ran out with a smile, and Xia Luo stomped her foot: "Evil!
A cut of cold plums, standing in the snow;
"I'm so annoyed, I suddenly became a fool who loves to cry! I don't have the appearance of a good student or an excellent regimental cadre;"
Yuan Hua grabbed Qiu Ya's hand and kissed it, Qiu Ya dodged it, Yuan Hua said bitterly: I just touched your hand, but he touched your mouth;
"No, no, no, no!"
was heard by a passing teacher, Yuan Hua directly answered, I can't do this question, I can't do it, I can't do it, it's too difficult;
Anyway, the whole screening room was full of laughter, and the sound of blowing nose - laughing until my nose was bubbling!
"The first prize of this competition was sung by Li Zhenxing, a student from the Experimental Primary School: I dedicate oil to the motherland!"
"Haha..."
……
"Charlotte's Troubles" is a pure comedy!
Even the sad plot is not spared:
Charlotte explained the aftermath and asked his mother to find another one, and his mother said directly: You don't have to worry about the mother's affairs, Zhang Yang is a person worthy of trust...
… Zhang Yang said to Xia Luo: From now on, we will talk about each other, I will call you brother, you call me Dad, what is my brother looking for, Dad will help you find it...
What are you looking for, Dad will help you find it...
Yusuke couldn't hold back and laughed directly...
But this kind of movie must be a dream, after returning to reality, accompanied by Lu Xiaoran's singing 'Charlotte's troubles', Charlotte changed her ways...
The original plot was that Charlotte was hugging Ma Dongmei like a raccoon.
Actually, the director is just for the sake of being funny...
The focus of the plot is on the repentance after waking up from a dream.
But it is interpreted by many people as straight male cancer or something.
What's more: What did he do after he repented? It's not that he doesn't eat soft rice at all, I really look down on him, there is something wrong with the three views of this movie!
Mom, a comedy has been seen by you three times!
Does Madame Bovary's three views have problems with her three views mean that there are problems with the three views of this famous book?
Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei are talented and beautiful, a natural pair, where is your turn to oppose the monster?
……
Actually, the comedies of these years are terrible!
Low-end, there is the kind of protagonist who laughs like a fool from beginning to end, laughing like a fool, which means that the fool knows that the girl will be unlucky in the next second - this is the low-end method of shaking the burden.
Don't blame me for saying low, funny jokes are also divided into high-level and low-level, or there are some laughing dead people in the cross talk sketches of the Spring Festival Gala, and some want to kill people, low is low, and low is very sensational.
If it's a little higher than the low-end, you know how to work the characterization of the character.
However, for some reason, the character of the protagonist they portrayed can never escape a few key words: kindness and enthusiasm, positivity and optimism, bad luck - in the end, it will be shit luck, and, retarded. Why does it have to be retarded, why comedy characters have to be retarded, why kind people have to be retarded, why people are unlucky must be because they are kind and retarded!
I can't remember when it started, anyway, when the high-end varieties of "Party A and Party B" and "Big Names" are almost extinct, and the low-end varieties are particularly disgusting, and it is about the time when the "Old Boy" micro-movie and the theme song between heroic and depressed are popular all over the country and remain in the hearts of men, women and children in various regions, our domestic comedy seems to have suddenly grasped a life-saving stalk when it is about to die: dreams.
The word dream is very high-end, as if as long as you work hard for it, the fool is no longer a fool, but a hero who has never met a talent, and one day it will always shine!
So a bunch of comedies about dreams came out - "Old Boy: The Raptors Across the River", including the unreleased "Pancake Man", are all this way!
"Charlotte's Troubles" is a comedy work that is full of stalks from beginning to end!
Comedy and humor have to be deeply rooted in culture, especially linguistic humor.
Twist has been rooted in the stage for decades, nothing else, language stalks, no one has played them!
The original time and space, in the early stage, was a miserable, with 12% of the films scheduled on the first day and a box office of 23 million on the first day, which is completely incomparable with blockbusters such as "Hong Kong" and "Nine-Layer Demon Ride".
This time is different, although the film schedule has not won "Storm", but the marketing and publicity have spent a lot of effort 1
The theme song of the same name sung by Lu Xiaoran herself!
What is the concept?
As a result, the box office on the first day was released: "Charlotte's Troubles" won a box office score of 36.5 million and topped the single-day box office champion;
The next day, the box office climbed to 56 million;
On the third day, the single-day box office was 72 million...
On the fourth day, which was also Sunday, the single-day box office hit 89 million!
Such a box office arc is called phenomenal!
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