Soon, a handsome young man in a black waiter costume walked in, obviously explained, his hands and feet were a little restrained, and he asked nervously: "Guest.... Man, what kind of dish do you order?"

"Don't be nervous. ”

Wang Dafu comforted, continued to look through the menu, and in the young man's nervousness, he raised his head again coldly and said, "Young man, is there a dry pot chicken?"

This handsome young man held a pen and a small notebook to record the dishes, glanced at Wang Dafu, opened his mouth, his little face was flushed, thinking of the boss's explanation when he came in, and the guest asked to explain truthfully, and then he lowered his head and said softly:

“...... Yes, I did it twice. ”

"Poof. ”

"cough cough~"

Ye Tian was directly choked by the tea this time, choked directly into his nose, and splashed on the table, but he still couldn't stop the smile on Ye Tian's face.

Damn, have a meal, overturn the car twice in a row, this restaurant is also amazing, the proprietress is so upright, even a waiter is so upright, you guys said okay.

The proprietress also looks like a beauty, but she didn't expect to do such a thing.

This waiter boy looks delicate and handsome, and he would do such a thing.

Is this very popular now?

Even a handsome person like him has never done it, he is too outdated, and he must see the outside world when he has the opportunity.

I used to just hear about it, but I didn't have any money, but now that I have money, I can finally keep up with the trend.

The world is so big, I want to see it.

“666666...”

Wang Dafu's mind was full of 666, which had been overturned by thunder, and the car he had just picked up had overturned, so scared that he wanted to call the police, his eyes were round, his mouth was big, and he was shocked with the menu in his hand.

He has eaten countless restaurants, but on this day, he will remember this restaurant forever, and he will never forget that this restaurant is poisonous.

After quickly ordering a table of specials, the delicate waiter fled with the menu.

"Wait. ”

Ye Tian suddenly called the waiter and asked, "By the way, young man, who are you the boss lady just now?"

"Yes.... It's my mom. ”

The Qingxiu waiter hurriedly replied and escaped out of the door, he didn't care why Ye Tian asked this, it was too embarrassing.

"Poof. ”

Ye Tian smiled very unkindly, he just looked at it, so he asked casually, I didn't expect that it really had something to do with the proprietress, this is really an honest mother and son, it won't be together.

But this is a family matter, and he can't take care of it.

"How do you know?"

Wang Dafu asked repeatedly: "How do you know that he has a relationship with the proprietress? It's such a coincidence, what an interesting pair, I also want to ask if I want to work on my platform, but unfortunately I ran too fast." The car that had just been supported almost fell over because of Ye Tian's question, and he was a little embarrassed when he said the last sentence, but he liked it very much.

Ye Tian squeezed his eyes and said, "Isn't that what you asked?"

Wang Dafu: "....."

It's just that the Mandarin is a little rotten, blame him.

Ye Tian took a few napkins and slowly wiped the water on the table, adjusted his sitting posture to become a big man, and said directly: "Then please start convincing me now, if it doesn't work, we can also become very good friends." ”

At this moment, Ye Tian seemed to have become a real boss, facing the people opposite, and said: Young man, please tell your dreams.

This feeling, it feels great.

"Okay, then I'll talk to you about the benefits of joining my platform. ”

Wang Dafu was stunned for a moment, then straightened his face, organized his language, and said seriously: " I will simply explain in one sentence, take a Saudi salary, live in a British house, use a Swedish mobile phone, wear a Swiss watch, marry a Korean woman, take a Japanese second wife, do a Thai massage, drive a German car, take an American plane, drink French red wine, eat Australian seafood, smoke Cuban cigars, wear Italian leather shoes, play Spanish girls, watch Austrian operas, buy a Russian villa, hire a Filipino maid, match Israeli bodyguards, take a Turkish sauna, and be an anchor on the cat-bear live broadcast platform. Do the last point, and the previous can be achieved. ”

"How, very convincing?" said for such a long time without pause, Wang Dafu also had a dry mouth, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea.

Ye Tian: "......."

He just wanted to say that Zhen Nima was awesome, and he really explained it in one sentence, and he was very convincing, especially the last sentence, which was called a finishing touch.

Can you not be such a dick?

You're such a dick, aren't you man-made in your family?

You're such a dick, you'll be beaten when you go out, can't you make it?

But honestly, I want to be like you.

In today's society, if you dare to say this, there is only the one in front of you who does not let Ye Tian suspect that there is a problem with his brain, after all, he knows the identity of the other party.

Ye Tian had no doubt that all of the above, nine out of ten of the people in front of him had already done it, which made him envious in his heart, the world is really big, and there are really a lot of postures to learn.

To have such a knowledgeable and luxurious life, and to be able to speak so smoothly, there are few in this world.

"To be honest, by your words, I remembered a friend of mine and a poem, and I suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Ye Tian said.

"Friend, a poem?" Wang Dafu was stunned.

"That's right. ”

Ye Tian read it out slowly: "In the past, my old friend Diao Ruqing is like Qing, but now the grave is full of green grass. There are no wooden coffins in the grave, and I advise you not to learn from my old friends. So as not to get the bones incomplete, see you still see my old friends. The words are clear, and there is an inexplicable sigh and life sigh in the tone.

Wang Dafu: "......"

[Believe it or not, I flipped the table (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻, can you still pretend to be forced well】

Seeing Wang Dafu's face hurt, the whole person stiffened.

"Hahahaha~"

Ye Tian laughed heartily and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, I was shocked when I was forced to give 101 points." ”

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Wang Dafu's face improved, and he smiled proudly, this sentence is the crystallization of his luxurious life for so many years, anyone who says it will be suppressed, and he was also said by his father, saying that this is too high-profile, and being a man should be low-key and connotative, but his favorite is Ye Tian's undisguised appreciation, which is too appetizing, although there is a faint pain in the egg.

He has seen too many roundabout and hypocritical appreciations, and it doesn't mean anything at all.

Syllable.

With two fingers rubbing, a snapping finger sounded clearly in the private room.

Creak.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Xiao Li walk in with a document and said respectfully, "Boss, the document you want." ”

Wang Dafu didn't speak, but took the file, put it on the table, and gently pushed it towards Ye Tian, with great confidence on his face.