Chapter Eighty-Eight: Squad Leader
"Ahem," facing everyone's gaze, Chen Dahe stood up and waved his hand around, "It's nice to meet everyone, my name is Chen Dahe, Chen is Chen Jingrun's Chen, Chen is Li Dazhao's, and the river is Xian Xinghai's, the river? ”
After a moment of silence, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and Wang Yadong slapped the table again and again, "This kid is a little interesting, I like it." ”
Ma Anguo shook his head with tears and laughter, and was just about to speak, but Chen Dahe looked at Wang Yadong with a serious face, "Classmate Wang, I don't like you." ”
Wang Yadong was stunned for a moment, and the smile on his face became a little embarrassed.
Ma Anguo's face changed slightly, and he was about to speak.
At this time, Chen Dahe said again, "You are a man, I only like women." ”
When Wang Yadong heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the whole person lay on the table and raised his hands high, "I was wrong, I surrender! I only like women!"
There was another burst of laughter in the class, Ma Anguo also shook his head with laughter, and several female classmates made a big red face.
After laughing, Chen Dahe's self-introduction continued, "I'm from Jingjiang, Hubei Province, I won't say where it is, anyway, you don't know, if you want to go, squeak, I'll take you there to play." ”
Speaking of this, Chen Dahe paused, and the whole class looked at him silently.
"Well, no one squeaks, it's just that no one goes," Chen Dahe nodded with satisfaction, "It's good that you just saved the hospitality fee." ”
"No, no," Wang Yadong called again, "You didn't say when the registration will end just now, I'll sign up now, and I'll go to your house." ”
Fan Bowang, who was sitting in front of Chen Dahe, also came to make fun, "Yes, yes, I'm going too." ”
Chen Dahe looked at them with an embarrassed expression, "But, classmate Wang, classmate Fan, you didn't squeak." ”
Fan Bowang pretended to look at him in surprise, "Didn't we just say, do you want to play tricks?"
"You said that," Chen Dahe patiently explained, "but there was no squeak,"
Seeing that the two of them, as well as the other classmates, still looked dazed, Chen Dahe continued to explain, "Just like this, look at my mouth shape, squeak ......." ”
Puff...... , The laughter sounded for the third time, and Liu Dingbang, whose hometown is in Jinmen, slapped the table and laughed wildly in a Jinmen voice, "Classmate Chen, you should go to cross talk, it's a waste to learn French!"
"I also feel wasted," Chen Dahe said with emotion, "Actually, I wanted to study law, maybe the handwriting was too sloppy when I filled in the volunteers, and I ended up in the French class, this story tells us that we must write carefully, otherwise it is easy to be dumbfounded, just like when I knew I was going to come to the French class!"
"Oh, I can't do it anymore," a tall and pretty-looking girl who was obviously much better dressed than other classmates covered her stomach and laughed, "Teacher, teacher, we can't let him talk anymore, or we'll die of laughter." ”
Chen Dahe pursed his lips, his eyes blinked and smiled, where is this going, isn't it just a few jokes about the bad streets of later generations, as for it, looking at the eldest sister in the back, she smiled very calmly, okay.
"And one last sentence, right away, well, I'm sixteen years old, it's over. ”
After Chen Dahe finished speaking, he sat down, and the class suddenly burst into roaring applause, much warmer than the previous ones.
Chen Dahe was the last boy to be introduced, and the next was the girl, and with him just saying a few jokes, the atmosphere in the classroom was much more relaxed.
The first person to make an introduction was the girl who was dressed better and asked Chen Dahe to stop talking, only to see her stand up and turn around, and face her classmates generously, " My name is Peng Xueqing, nineteen years old this year, a native of Dalian in Liao Province, that is, the northeast, living by the sea since childhood, and I have developed a character like the sea, I like to go straight to everything, if there is anything offensive in the future, please bear with me, and finally, I sincerely invite you to go to the beach as a guest,"
Speaking of this, she also deliberately glanced at Chen Dahe, and said with a smile, "You don't need to squeak in particular, just sign up!"
As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of laughter, Chen Dahe slapped his forehead, and deliberately grinned at her, be careful that I bite you.
Peng Xueqing raised her head and gave a look back, you have the ability!
The interaction between the two made everyone laugh, only Wang Yadong's eyes flashed gloomily, and then remembered the age of the two, and his face was full of confidence again.
With Chen Dahe and Peng Xueqing as benchmarks, the introduction of the girls in the back was much more cheerful than that of the boys, and after a burst of applause in the classroom, it soon came to the last classmate, that is, the eldest sister who sat in the last row and smiled toothlessly and was very reserved.
"Hello students, my name is Li Huifang, I am from Sichuan Province, this year, today Chinese New Year's Eve the first day, it is a pleasure to meet you, thank you!"
"Sister Li, it doesn't seem that your accent is from Sichuan Province," Peng Xueqing asked curiously, "but it's a bit like the one in our northeast." ”
Li Huifang sat down and smiled gently, "I went to Sichuan Province later. ”
Peng Xueqing wanted to say something more, but suddenly found that Chen Dahe was glaring at her, and was slightly stunned, although she was a little puzzled, she still smiled and didn't speak.
After all the students in the class were introduced, because there were not many people, Chen Dahe basically recognized everything.
In the end, just like when he was in high school, Chen Dahe was still the youngest, and even Xia Ping, who was only older than him, was over eighteen years old, so he naturally got the title of the old man, well, the protest was invalid.
The most excessive thing is that Peng Xueqing, who has a straightforward personality, actually called him little brother, Chen Dahe couldn't help sweating wildly, and almost fell to the ground.
Although the word has no other meaning at this time, as long as you hear it, it will be very embarrassing, under his decisive repeated protests, Peng Xueqing reluctantly called him the old man with the crowd, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.
Chen Dahe, the old man, didn't run away, the boss of the class turned out to be thirty-one-year-old Li Huifang, and even Zheng Xinhe, the oldest among the boys, was half a year younger than her, which made the already yin and yang French class boys feel unconsciously clouded, and they won't be pressed on the head by girls all the time in the past four years!
"Okay, everyone has introduced themselves, I believe everyone has a preliminary understanding of their classmates," Ma Anguo walked up to the podium again and said, "As the saying goes, a snake can't have a head, let's choose an acting squad leader today, and wait a month later, and then officially elect a formal squad leader. ”
As soon as these words came out, the class suddenly fell silent, squad leader, this is a rare opportunity.
Unlike the class leader in high school, who only helped the teacher collect homework and manage discipline, the class leader in college is almost the assistant to the class tutor, not only can he often contact the teachers of various subjects and get more opportunities, but he will also have extra points when he is assigned after graduation, maybe he will be able to get a better unit, and now even Li Huifang, who has been wandering away from his classmates, has become serious.
That's the question!