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It was dark, and Wang Zhuowei, the future newcomer in the paparazzi, was grunting with hunger, reminding him that it was time for dinner, and if he didn't eat again, the newcomer would die.

He wandered the streets, found one restaurant after another, and finally gritted his teeth, entered Shaxian snacks, ate an egg fried rice, two boiled eggs, barely coped with a meal, and went out with a shy stomach, thinking that Dou Dou said that his body stinks, can it not stink, and he has not taken a bath for a few days.

He returned to the car, found the travel bag he brought, turned out a change of clothes, and then found a bath shop on the street, took a bath, lay in the hall and watched TV for a while, his body and mind were extremely relaxed, and suddenly saw the advertisement of the learning machine on the TV, and immediately thought of the three bear children during the day, and thought of the winter vacation homework book that the child solemnly handed over to him.

Oops, there's still winter vacation homework to do!

Zhuo Wei didn't have the heart to enjoy it anymore, so he quickly got up, changed his clothes, went out, got into the cramped car, turned on the light, and found the winter vacation homework book that Dou Dou gave him, as well as the bare pencil.

There are a few crooked pencil words in the winter vacation homework book, which read:

Secondary 2 class of Hongying Kindergarten

Li Dou Dou

After recognizing it for a while, I recognized that they were two Dou characters, which were really altered so badly that they were almost deformed and became a black mess. It can be seen how entangled and irritable the person who wrote these two words was at that time, and his anger was overwhelming, revealing the back of the paper!

Zhuo Wei was a little happy, and the depressed atmosphere that had accumulated in his heart was finally relieved, it turned out that the little rabbit sister who had almost become a fine also had troubles, and thought she was a grandson monkey.

He laughed twice and gave himself some comfort, it was really miserable to be bullied during the day.

Flipping through the winter vacation homework book, the first question is like this.

Dictate the numbers from 1 to 10.

The second problem is to calculate the following questions, followed by arithmetic problems such as "3+3=", "5-2=", and "4+5=".

Zhuo Wei instantly surged his face with blood, only to feel hot and hot, if he let his peers know that he was doing such a naΓ―ve topic to a child in the middle class of kindergarten, he would definitely be laughed out of his big teeth, and he would become a laughing stock in the circle from then on, and the newcomer king would become a newcomer and die.

In the same way, if he let those bad friends in his college dormitory know, he will definitely point at his nose and scold him for being unproductive!

A strong impulse surged in Zhuo Wei's heart to throw this homework book out of the car, he couldn't stand such humiliation!

However, he thought of Li Xiang again, thought of the mysterious girl, thought of everyone calling him Brother Zhuo, thought of his fame, and thought of the skyrocketing income, so he forced the impulse in his heart, sighed deeply, and began to work on the question seriously.

1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

3+3=6、5-2=3、4+5=9......

Serious men are the most handsome, Zhuo Wei, who is immersed in kindergarten homework, is very charming at the moment, exuding a strong sense of confidence, he hasn't done the question so happily for many years, and he did seven or eight questions in a minute, which is amazing.

Time passed quietly, Zhuo Wei spent an hour, and finally finished the winter vacation homework book, breathed a sigh of relief, put it down, took out another homework book from the bag, opened it and saw that this book had traces of being done, it seems that the little rabbit sister still did something serious.

However, he saw that there was a question that was done wrong.

For example, there is a problem like this, which requires children to take out their own pens and look at the numbers to color, and paint a few shapes if the number is.

Underneath the five triangles is the number 2.

According to the meaning of the title, two triangles should be colored, but Li Doudou's child painted three.

Zhuo Wei thought about it, let's help the children, erased a triangle with an eraser, and changed the topic.

When I looked at the second question, I found that it was still wrong!

There are 7 five-pointed stars, and a 6 character is written below, but the child only paints a five-pointed star.

"Isn't it stupid, this kid. ”

Zhuo Wei muttered to himself, coloring all the other five pentagrams.

With these two mistakes, he paid special attention to the questions that Dou Dou did later, and found that she did 5 questions and made 5 mistakes, and then thought about it, what kind of little rabbit sister wouldn't be stupid, she looked at the question wrongly, and saw that the numbers below were few, so she didn't paint a few.

"Silly, silly, silly, stupid. Zhuo Weixin said.

Unconsciously, he corrected all the questions that Dou Dou had done wrong, and then he became irritable again, and wanted to throw away the pencil because it was too short! He was very tired of holding it, why did he give him such a short pencil ??!! eat a pack of small biscuits for 40 yuan, but he didn't buy a better pencil! At least a little longer, he was reluctant to throw away it after it was so short!

Xiao Li's house.

As soon as Li Doudou's children saw Li Xiang go home, they immediately carried their bags and ran over to show off the piglets she earned today, and showed them to him, put the piglets on the ground, and beat the drums together.

"Elephant, sing a song. Dou Dou suggested.

As soon as the teacher heard that her elephant brother was going to sing, she immediately ran over and looked up hopefully, looking like a little fan sister I adore you.

Li Xiang was reluctant, mainly because there was something wrong with this scene, the little pig on the ground was beating the drum, he was standing and singing, how did it look like he was singing, the little pig was beating the drum to strengthen his momentum.

He barely sang a nursery rhyme and quickly hid.

Dou Dou watched him leave, snorted arrogantly, looked down at the little pig beating the drum on the ground, his face was full of satisfaction and happiness, and he sat on the ground with his teacher, humming happily: Mother-in-law snorting ~ Mother-in-law snorting ~~~

After listening for a while, the teacher couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted, "Sister, are you done with your homework?"

Dou Dou: "Clam??"

Teacher: "Homework." ”

Dou Dou's big eyes rolled, wondering if to tell the teacher the good news, her homework books were outsourced, hey, hey, hahaha~~

Suddenly, I saw Xiaoyuan's mother coming, only to hear Xiaoyuan's mother say: "Dou Dou, it's time for you to do your homework, come quickly, go to the study, your brother is waiting for you there." ”

Dou Dou hurriedly waved his hand, don't do your homework, don't do your homework, rest today, I'm so tired.

The homework book is gone, how can she do her homework, if her mother thinks that she lost the homework book, and doesn't beat her duck, it will be fine after tonight, and tomorrow it will be magically done.

"Dou Dou-" shouted to Xiao Yuan that Dou Dou should go.

Dou Dou hurriedly got up, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so let's find an elephant to get by.

As she walked, she muttered that elephants are much easier to deal with than mothers, and elephants are very bad and stupid.

went upstairs, saw that her mother finally withdrew her gaze and went to the kitchen, Dou Dou breathed a sigh of relief, went into the princess's room, rummaged everywhere, and finally let her find the teacher's schoolbag, took out the homework book from it, laughed twice, ran out with it, and jumped into the study.

"Hello elephant duck, have you eaten the elephant?"

Sister Rabbit sat obediently at her small desk and began to do her homework in a fake manner, but in fact, the teacher's homework had already been done, and she was just making up for it.

Li Xiang and Shishi were watching a movie on the computer, and after listening to the little rabbit's words, they didn't bother to answer, didn't they have dinner together just now, why do you still ask like this, isn't it stupid?

In the climax of the movie, Li Xiang had no mind to feel sinus, and his arm was scratched by the nervous teacher.

When the movie ended, Li Xiang broke off the little hand that was scratching his arm, turned his head to look, and found that the little rabbit was still working hard to write, more diligent than the Internet author!

He didn't believe it in his heart, but he was quite relieved, and quietly came behind Dou Dou, stretched out his head to see, where was he doing homework, it was clearly scribbling on paper!

I saw two cartoon people with square faces appear on the white paper, one big and one small, watching movies together, next to these two square people, is a child who is immersed in reading and doing homework, with a round face, cute big eyes, pigtails upturned to the sky, and a few amazed faces behind him.

"Are you drawing me?" asked Li Xiang coldly.

Let's click~~

The little rabbit sister, who was obsessed with painting, shook her hand, broke the refill of the pencil, raised her hands on the table, blocked the picture, turned back stiffly, and looked at Li Elephant and smiled.

"Brother, Xiaoyuzi came to our house as a guest today, she really wants a brother, but she doesn't, I have, I'm so happy, I'm smiling. ”