Chapter 394, this kid is quite naughty!

Zhou Numerology is very unhappy in his heart, and when he is not happy in his heart, he must make other people's hearts unhappy.

Originally, he didn't agree to go back to the countryside for the Spring Festival, it was dirty and dilapidated, boring and sour, what was there to go?

If he still had a little expectation of rural life before, but after listening to the complaints of his classmates who had experience rural life, that little expectation disappeared without a trace, and turned into deep disdain and disgust.

"You know? They wash clothes and vegetables in a small ditch at the door---- and wash vegetables downstream, and there are children peeing in the water on it, and I don't dare to touch the dishes on the plate when I eat, and when I see those dishes, I think of those children peeing in the water-----

"Their toilets are all outside the yard, there is no door, and when you are having fun, suddenly someone breaks in---- once I almost fell into the pit in fright---- yes, you heard it right, their toilet is a big pit, and the poop in it is piled up and fermented, and maggots will climb on top of your shoes----"

"What's this? The meat they eat may grow maggots---- the maggot meat is reluctant to throw away. Wash off the maggots on it and continue to eat---- it's really disgusting----"

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Zhou Numerology is reluctant to eat vegetables washed with the river water that the child has urinated, unwilling to squat in the toilet where maggots may climb onto the upper of his shoes, and he is disgusted when he thinks of the kind of meat that has grown maggots----

He didn't want to come, and neither did his father. But his mother insisted again and again that she must go back to her hometown for the Spring Festival this year, because she has not spent the Spring Festival in her hometown for many years. The father insisted, and agreed to the mother's request. He couldn't stand it alone, so he had to come back with him.

He thinks that since his mother's hometown is next to Yanjing City, how poor can he be?

However, the road was bumpy, and the car skidded several times on the road and almost rushed into a snow ditch, and he was full of fear and disgust about the place he was going.

When he arrived at his destination and saw that he had come to a primitive village, he felt that the toilet with urine-drenched vegetables and maggots beckoned in front of his eyes, and the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed.

He didn't dare to get angry at his parents, but when he said a few undignified cruel words in front of his poor relatives---- they could only listen aggrievedly and then apologize to themselves in cringe, saying that the conditions were not good, and the hospitality was not good, and you should bear more of them.

At least that's what Zhou Numerology thinks.

It is said that there is no taboo in children's words, but this kid's words really made the relatives who greeted them with a smile on their faces half cold.

The son does not think the mother is ugly, and the son does not think the family is poor. Yanziwu is half of Zhou Numerology's hometown, and being so belittled and scolded by him makes people feel very uncomfortable.

Besides, the people of Swallow Dock are naturally proud, suspicious and contemptuous of everything outside. When the proud Yanziwu people heard Zhou Numerology describe Yanziwu as a place where 'birds don't', some people's faces were a little unpleasant.

Lu Wan and Aunt Fang Yixin stood at the front of the crowd to greet them, and when they heard Zhou Numerology's words, they couldn't help but pause. The two of them paused, and the others followed suit.

When the atmosphere was awkward, the sister-in-law walked out from the other side of the car and shouted: "Zhou Numerology, how do you speak? This is Yanziwu---- is my mother's home." Mom was born and raised here, Mom thinks it's good, what's not to be satisfied with?"

Zhou Numerology pursed his lips, obviously not agreeing with his mother's point of view, he just didn't want to quarrel with her.

The door of the passenger cab was pushed open, and Zhou Fan, the husband who was interested in the car, pushed the door and got out of the car, glanced at his son, and said to his wife: "Forget it, the child is a joke at will, you don't want to be like him---- numerology is also a big child, you still have to save some face for him in front of people." ”

Zhou Fan also felt that this was a trivial matter. Besides, my son is not wrong, the swallow dock is originally a place where birds don't. It was the third or fourth time he had come, and he still couldn't remember the way---- and when his wife came back, he pushed it off under the pretext that he was busy with official business. He really didn't want to come to this place.

Fang Yiyan's heart was on fire, but it was not good to argue with her husband and son in front of her brother and sister-in-law. Their views were so ingrained that she couldn't turn them around for a moment.

Zhou Fan stood a little arrogantly and looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, we came back late-----

Lu Wan's mood had calmed down and said, "It's okay, it's good to be back." Everybody's waiting for you to eat. ”

He turned to look at Zhou Numerology and said, "This is numerology, right? I went to hug it when I was born, and I went to drink yearning wine when I was one year old---- why is it so big in the blink of an eye?"

"Sister-in-law. Fang Yijing walked over and took Lu Wan's hand and said, "I'm sorry." After getting off the plane, Zhou Fan said that since he had arrived in Yanjing, he would go to visit the leader by the way. After all, it would be more respectful to go to the early years of worship a year ago. My phone is out of battery again, and I haven't been able to contact you. ”

"It's fine. Lu Wan said with a smile. "It's good to come back safely. I'm still worried about what happened to you on the road, and I'm going to let Fang Yan drive to find you. ”

Fang Yan parked the car and walked over, took the initiative to say hello to his sister-in-law, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

"Fang Yan. The sister-in-law stepped forward and hugged Fang Yan and said, "Just now your mother said that this kid in numerology grows faster, and you don't grow faster? You can get married, right? Do you have a girlfriend? If you have one, you must take it home for the New Year, and your sister-in-law will help you check it." ”

Fang Yan is the only seedling of the Fang family, and he is very loved by his three aunts. Fang Yan and his sister-in-law also have a very good relationship. My sister-in-law hasn't come back for several years, and he hasn't seen my sister-in-law for a long time, and now his heart is full of joy.

"Definitely. Fang Yan said with a smile. He greeted Zhou Fan again and said, "Brother-in-law, welcome home." ”

"Hmm. Zhou Fan nodded, stepped forward to shake hands with Fang Yixing, and said, "The meal is ready, right? ”

Zhou Fan also took the initiative to talk to Fang Yixing, but Fang Hao and Zhao Chengcheng, who were standing beside Fang Yixing, ignored it.

Fang Hao is okay, he was born as a bitter child and was adopted by Old Man Fang as a disciple. Later, he fell in love with the master's eldest daughter Fang Yixin, and then joined the Fang family. Zhao Chengxin is a member of the Zhao family in Yanziwu, the Zhao family not only has a high status in the inner rivers and lakes, but also has a lot of industries outside, and he is a high-minded and arrogant person. He took the initiative to come out to greet him, but Zhou Fan regarded it as nothing, and naturally felt unhappy.

Fang Yixing pulled Zhou Fan into the courtyard and said, "It's been good a long time ago." I'm going to have a few drinks today. Fang Hao, integrity, don't be lazy either. I have to accompany Zhou Fan today. It's a rare time for him to come back. ”

"Numerology. Come and see your big cousin. Fang Yijing pulled Zhou Numerology in front of Fang Yan and said, "This is the cousin Fang Yan I told you. ”

Fang Yan stretched out his hand, Zhou Numerology pursed his lips and said, "You don't need to be so old-fashion----ed, right?

Fang Yiyan slapped Zhou Numerology's head and said, "How can you talk to your cousin?"

Fang Yan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I'm conditional, but I don't like to shake hands with people at every turn----"

Hearing Fang Yan say this, Zhou Numerology had a good impression of Fang Yan. He looked at Fang Yan and asked, "My mother said that everyone in your family knows martial arts, is it really fake?"

"Really. Fang Yan nodded.

Zhou Numerology pointed to a bluestone brick at the door and said, "Can you split it with one palm?"

Fang Yan laughed and said, "Almost." ”

"Really?" Zhou Numerology's eyes widened and said, "You hack and show me." ”

Fang Yan refused and said, "What are you doing chopping bricks if you have nothing to do, you guys have been on the road for a day, go eat something first." Hungry, aren't you?"

"We've eaten it a long time ago. Zhou Numerology said impatiently: "Eat at Yanjing Hotel." My dad went to greet his leader, and we had dinner at the Yanjing Hotel by the way---- can you really split bricks? It can't be a lie, right?"

"Zhou numerology -----" Fang Yiyan couldn't help but want to make a fortune. This bastard kid, why did he say everything he shouldn't say?

She called home in advance and said that she would come back in the evening to have dinner with everyone. As a result, after they arrived in Yanjing, the husband was going to visit the leaders. It is better to be late than to be early, and the leaders are busy after the Spring Festival, so there is no chance to meet at all. Visiting the leader a few years ago not only shows respect for the leader, but also can make the leader memorable.

The husband climbs in order to achieve his career, and she, as a wife, can only express support. When he arrived at the hotel agreed with the leader, his son said that he was hungry again. She said that she would wait until she got home before eating, but her husband took it upon himself to order a big meal for his son.

It's just a matter of eating, how do you feel about shouting out in public like this, so that these relatives at home who are waiting for hunger feel?

Fang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, but he didn't want to be like his aunt's child, and said, "What's so deceitful about this kind of thing? It's just that I don't think it's really necessary to ---- this is a top door brick, and I have to use it to cover the door. ”

For the men of Swallow Dock, splitting bricks with one hand is more common than chopping wood with an axe, and it is something that is not worth showing off at all.

He also didn't want the child to ask for it, so he went to perform brick splitting with great interest. When relatives meet, there must be more important things to do.

Moreover, after waiting for so long, his stomach was really hungry.

"I didn't say anything wrong. Zhou Numerology said to his mother very dissatisfied. "You praise your mother's family as if everyone is a martial arts master, and you don't even dare to split a brick---- what kind of swallow village is this? It's a liar village, right?"

Fang Yan slapped Zhou Numerology's head and said with a smile: "This kid is quite naughty. ”

Thump!

Zhou Numerology stood unsteadily, and fell to the ground with his head.