Chapter 323: It's embarrassing
"I bought it on salted fish. Liu Yan was embarrassed and wanted to hit the wall.
Lying has sequelae.
To tell a lie, you have to use countless lies to make it happen.
But no matter how elaborately designed a lie is, there will be loopholes and be exposed.
What's more, there are more loopholes in temporary lies, and it is easy for people to see them.
So lying is actually a very embarrassing thing.
It's just that for people who have no face and no skin, it's nothing.
Liu Yan has a face and skin, so she is naturally embarrassed.
"Salted fish? Could it be the salted fish net of Ma Yun's Forty Thieves Group that buys and sells second-hand items?" Liu Baisha actually knew about the salted fish net, and said, "One person's garbage is another person's wealth, this salted fish net is very good, and I also have a download." ”
Salted fish nets are very famous.
After all, it is a company of forty thieves, linked with Alipay, Taobao, Tianbao and other websites, a set of processes. For example, if you don't want something you buy on Taobao and become a used item, you can sell it on salted fish.
For many people, this is a very useful website, and even many celebrities who are not in a good financial situation will sell their luxury goods on Salted Fish, such as clothes, bags and so on.
It's better than letting the middleman make the difference.
However, there are also some strange people among them, what to sell*, plain underwear, the sales are actually not bad, it can be seen that there are still quite a lot of perverts in this world.
However, in general, salted fish is a website used by young people, and the older generation is not interested in it, and Liu Yan didn't expect her father to still use it.
"Dad. Liu Yan said, "What are you doing downloading salted fish?"
Liu Baisha said as a matter of course: "Of course they are bought and sold! Some used books cannot be bought in the market, so they can only be bought second-hand." For example, some new editions of books have deleted a lot of sensitive content, and I just need to read these sensitive contents, and the role of salted fish is highlighted at this time. ”
Liu Yan understood, she knew that she couldn't talk anymore this day, Yang Xiaotian was still holding back in the closet!
"Dad, you see it's getting late. Liu Yan said to Liu Baisha, "You go back to rest first, I'm going to rest too!"
Liu Baisha said: "Yanzi, I may not have seen you in the past few months, I finally saw you once today, why did you rush to bomb your father away?"
Liu Yan said helplessly: "Dad, I'm not bombarding you to leave, I'm afraid that you won't rest well and work too hard." ”
Liu Baisha said: "It's okay, I only sleep four hours a day on average, I don't care." ”
Liu Yan is completely out of luck.
She could only roll her eyes, speechless.
I can only pray that Yang Xiaotian will hold back in the closet.
Liu Baisha continued to point to the topic just now, pointed to the golden monkey leather shoes and said: "This golden monkey leather shoes are not suitable for me, they should be quite expensive, you can return them! Choose another birthday gift for me, I don't like to collect stinky leather shoes worn by others, even if these stinky leather shoes are worn by the six spirit children." ”
"It's hard to retreat!" Liu Yan wanted to cry without tears, where did she find the six spirit child teachers to return the goods, "Anyway, there is not much money, it's a big deal to lose it!"
Liu Baisha asked: "The things worn by celebrities should be quite expensive, right? These golden monkey leather shoes themselves are already ridiculously expensive, hundreds of thousands of shoes, even if I can wear them, I don't dare to wear them, otherwise the voters will think that I am corrupt and degenerate!"
"This should be fake. Liu Yan said, "It cost two hundred yuan, it's not worth mentioning, and the return is not even enough for postage!"
"So it's not worthless!" Liu Baisha looked at the shiny golden monkey leather shoes with disgust, "Then throw them away!"
After that, Liu Baisha actually picked up the golden monkey leather shoes, pushed open the window, and threw the golden monkey leather shoes out. Lost in the garden behind the yard.
Liu Yan was dumbfounded.
"You don't have a grudge against these shoes, do you?" Thinking that Yang Xiaotian had no shoes to wear, Liu Yan was upset for a while and said.
"I have a grudge against leather shoes. Liu Baisha said, "I just can't get used to seeing a pair of discordant stinky leather shoes in my daughter's warm boudoir, anyway, it's only two hundred yuan, and if you lose it, you lose it!"
Liu Yan roared past 10,000 grass and mud horses in her heart, but she knew that Yang Xiaotian's pair of golden monkey leather shoes were worth at least 300,000 RMB, and her father lost 300,000 RMB with a wave of his hand, which can really be described as "spending money like earth"!
"Hey, where did you get the diamond necklace?" Liu Baisha saw the [billions of years of starlight] on his daughter's bedside again, and as he spoke, he picked up the [billions of years of starlight] and looked at it carefully, "This diamond necklace is good, the twelve diamonds complement each other, and the size is the same, very powerful! If I am not wrong, this is the jewelry of Mary, the queen of King Louis XVI of France, [billions of years of starlight], right? [Billions of years of starlight], as far as I know, is worth more than 100 million RMB! Where did this thing come from?"
Liu Yan was taken aback, she never expected that this necklace would be worth more than 100 million RMB, she was happy in her heart, and she felt that Yang Xiaotian was too extravagant to spend money, in short, the taste in her heart was very complicated.
"It's fake, imitation. Liu Yan naturally couldn't admit that this was [billions of years of starlight], so she could only say in a humble manner, "I bought it from Taobao, and it was only more than a hundred yuan, this is glass, not diamond!"
"Fake?" Liu Baisha flipped the diamond, "It doesn't look like a fake!"
"I can't afford the real thing. Liu Yan said, "This is really a fake." ”
Liu Baisha suddenly became righteous and awe-inspiring, and said: "315 will arrive soon, as the mayor, I want to crack down on fakes, as my daughter, how can I use fakes? In order to safeguard the legitimate rights and interests of consumers, all fakes should be destroyed, this fake necklace, let me throw it away!"
Liu Baisha said, picked up the necklace and walked to the window, ready to throw away this [billions of years of starlight].
This is [billions of years of starlight], a diamond worth more than 100 million RMB!
Liu Yan hurriedly got up, stepped forward, snatched the diamond necklace, and said, "This can't be lost! This is my favorite jewelry, if I lose it, I will die of sadness!" Liu Yan was a little afraid, if this [billions of years of starlight]
If you really get it thrown out by your own father, it will be miserable! It's good to find it back, but if you can't find it, you will throw out 100 million!
"Forget it, what kind of fake is not fake, since my daughter likes it, just keep this!" Liu Baisha said very openly.
After that, Liu Baisha looked at the wooden wardrobe, nodded and said, "Daughter, I like your wardrobe very much, can you give it to me?"
When it comes to this, Liu Yan still doesn't understand, Liu Baisha has already seen through her and Yang Xiaotian's little secret, so let's tease her! Liu Yan was angry in her heart, and complained: "Dad, you know what's going on, don't make fun of me!"
"Come out, young man!" Liu Baisha smiled faintly, and then said to Yang Xiaotian in the closet.