What is the saying?

Fodu is a rich man.

Throughout the ages, who can be looked at by these bald donkey monks, which one is not a rich and noble family?

Don't look at what these bald donkeys usually say, the Buddha crosses all sentient beings, otherwise how can there be that sentence of the Tao Gate in the troubled times, the Buddha Gate in the prosperous world?

Although Li Qiye was also in contact with Buddhism for the first time, just looking at the monk named Jiese in front of him, he didn't have a good impression of Buddhism.

I saw that the monk who quit the color ate the two bowls of meat wontons of Li Qiye and Wang Tao without any disgust, reached out and wiped his oily mouth, and then patted his belly with satisfaction.

"Cool, this is still the best meal that the poor monk has eaten since he came down the mountain!"

Li Qiye, who had already heard of Buddhism, was naturally not surprised, but Wang Tao on the side was directly stunned.

"Master of Lust, don't you Buddhists all pay attention to vegetarianism? This is a meat wonton!"

In this regard, the monk grinned and said, "Donor, you are in the picture, it is true that we Buddhists abstain from meat, but there is another sentence in our Buddhism, that is, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart." As long as we have a Buddha in our hearts, we don't break our vows!"

Yes, yes, you're right, there should be no one except Buddhism who can talk nonsense when you open your eyes and talk nonsense, right?

But it can't be helped, after all, who let the people who set these rules in the first place be their bald donkeys?

I thought that I could fool children with these words, but Wang Tao, what the hell are you?

"Master of Temperance, high, really high, listen to your words, better than ten years of reading, I really didn't expect Buddhism to be so humane, it's a pity that my little brother I can't become a monk and convert to Buddhism in this life, and I can't contribute to Buddhism. ”

Looking at Wang Tao's gloomy expression, the monk who quit sex was happy in his heart.

I went down the mountain this time, isn't it just to find a few rich people to make some money, but it's a pity that the times have changed, and now in these years, it's really hard to find the wronged head.

I've been hungry for a few days, and I'm about to lose my play, but I didn't expect to meet a fool here today.

Holding back a smile, he patted the back of Wang Tao's hand and said, "Donor, you are wrong, who said that only by taking refuge in Buddhism can we contribute to our Buddhism? Fabulous. ”

"Poof. Li Qiye, who was on the side, just drank a sip of water, but he still couldn't help but squirt out.

What are you doing so much around and around, bald donkey?

Seeing the two of them looking at him, Li Qiye hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not careful, you continue." ”

Surprised glanced at Li Qiye, as early as when he came over before, Jiese had been paying attention to these two people, and the benefactor in front of him was okay to say, but the one next to him, I don't know why, he always felt that this one was a little hostile to Buddhism.

But he couldn't think about it so much, since the benefactor in front of him was so good, how could he not be ruthless?

"Donor, let me tell you the truth, the main reason why the poor monk went down the mountain this time is because the golden body shaped by the Buddha in the temple is not known for some reason, but there is no money in the temple, so I let the poor monk go down the mountain to find money... Phew, there is a fateful person, the poor monk has been looking for a few days, and has not found a suitable candidate, just now, the poor monk suddenly saw a ray of Buddha light into here, and hurriedly followed over but saw the donor at a glance, after some conversation, the poor monk felt that it must have been the Buddha before, and specially guided the poor monk to find you, you are the destined person that my Buddha is looking for!"

"As long as you can do your little bit to reshape the golden body of my Buddha, you are the great benefactor of my Buddha, and I believe that the Buddha will bless you. ”

"By the way, it doesn't take too much, as long as ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, isn't it a good deal?"

Look, is this still what people say?

Didn't you say that your family didn't speak? You're too boundless to make up, aren't you? The Buddha's manifestations have come out?

It's a bit of a ripped off, but the effect is good, look at Wang Tao on the side, he was fooled one by one, and he really wanted to give money.

"Master of Quitting Color, don't say anything, WeChat or Alipay?"

The monk rubbed his hands, "This... Donor, it's Alipay, the WeChat withdrawal limit is too low.."

Just as Wang Tao was about to scan the code to pay, one hand covered the camera of his mobile phone, and the monk looked down his arm to see that it was Li Qiye.

"Okay, if you have a meal, it's a bit too much. ”

The monk scratched his head, "Donor, what are you talking about, this donor wants to make some contribution to my Buddha and reshape the golden body, this is a great thing to accumulate virtue and do good, besides, I didn't steal or cheat, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Qiye's face stiffened, reasoning with this bald donkey, isn't it idle and looking for trouble.

Seeing that Li Qiye had no reason to refute, the monk said complacently, "Donor, people live a lifetime, you have to have some faith, I don't know what donor do you believe? If not, since this donor has a relationship with my Buddhism, and you two are friends, it is better for you to believe in Buddhism." ”

What's the matter? If you are not satisfied with one pit, you still want to pit two together?

Li Qiye was angry, "In my opinion, you bald donkey shouldn't believe in Buddhism, you believe in the God of Wealth, right?"

"Donor, what do you mean by that?" asked Jie Se knowingly.

"It's all money when you open your mouth and shut up, isn't it ridiculous to believe in the God of Wealth but to believe in Buddhism?" After speaking, Li Qiye directly pulled Wang Tao, who was looking dumbfounded, and said, "Let's go, go home and sleep." "Don't give the monk any chance to speak at all.

Nonsense, just quit the monk's mouth so capable, if you really give him an opening, can you still walk?

Seeing that the beaked duck flew away, Jiese hesitated, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and chased after the two.

"Donor, you must save me, the Buddha's golden body was destroyed, but the temple gave me a death order, if I can't get the money, don't let me go back! Not to mention that the poor monk is not for himself, but also for you, the donor!"

Li Qiye really didn't want to mess around with this monk who was running the train with his mouth, so he said without bringing his head back, "You can't go back to the temple and don't care about my!"

I thought that the monk would stop there, but I didn't expect him to say again, "Donor, Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect, the so-called good deeds get good results, the poor monk just had the courage to look at the face of the donor, and the donor's seal hall was black..."

As he spoke, the monk suddenly stopped, and in front of him, Li Qiye turned around at some point and was staring at him.

The monk shivered, and he had a hunch that if he continued to talk about it, his life might not be saved!