The Chinese New Year file has always been a must for domestic films, and 2012 is no exception.

The war was first provoked by Li Yu, and "The Fantasy Drifting of Youth Pi" swiped more than 500 million, and then "1942" and "The King's Feast" followed.

However, "The King's Feast" pounced to the end, and it was difficult to even break 100 million, and "1942" was not much better, and was beaten by "Youth Pi".

In fact, the Lunar New Year stall has always been Feng Xiaogang's home field, but this year, Feng Pants gave up the New Year's card and changed to torture history.

As a result, history gritted his teeth and did not confess, and Feng Dadao did not dare to be ruthless.

This directly leads to the audience not buying it.

We don't like to look at the truth of history, so you just give me a clean up, the funnier the better.

I've been tired for a year, and I want to have a good time.

Is that too much to ask?

Just when fans and netizens expressed their dissatisfaction, a short film of about 20 seconds quietly detonated the Internet.

A row of Buddha statues sat high, and Wang Bao and Xu Lang knelt respectfully on the ground, their hands folded.

At this time, a beautiful woman in a black dress gracefully walked to the side and knelt down.

Xu Lang and Wang Bao greeted each other with a smile, but the beautiful woman smiled charmingly, but said in a rough male voice: "Savadika." ”

The two were startled, and it turned out that they had met a "shemale".

- This video is a trailer for "Thai Embarrassment", which spreads like a virus on the Internet.

For chance encounters with shemales, especially beautiful shemales, the audience always has a strong desire to watch.

And this short and weak trailer can't satisfy most of the audience, so the audience naturally has high expectations for "Thai Embarrassment".

The distributor of "Thai Embarrassment" is Guangxian Media, which has never made any achievements in the film field, and this time it has also mobilized a lot of marketing resources to build momentum for "Thai Embarrassment".

Xu Zheng and Huang Bo are running the show desperately and doing publicity everywhere.

For a time, the popularity of "Thai Embarrassment" rose rapidly, almost crushing "1942".

On December 12, 2012, the day of the rumored end of the world, nothing happened.

Only one movie called "Thai Embarrassment" was released, and countless audiences walked into the theater under its call, intending to laugh at the end of the world.

Gao Jianguo is also one of them.

As a noble taxi driver, he is not interested in the end of the world or anything, he is here for "People in Embarrassment".

More than a year ago, he carried a young man and a woman on one night.

At that time, Zhou Jin was only a little famous, far less famous than now, but Gao Jianguo still recognized him at a sight.

In Gao Jianguo's impression, Zhou Jin did not have the arrogance and rudeness of those stars, and the two chatted all night and talked happily.

In the end, he also left a promise: when the second part of "People in Embarrassment" is released, he must go to help the field.

Now he's going to make the deal.

On this day, Gao Jianguo collected the car early, returned home, asked his daughter-in-law to fry two specialty dishes, poured a glass of bulk liquor, and happily told his daughter-in-law that he had bought two movie tickets.

The daughter-in-law blamed him for spending money indiscriminately, and she was so moved that she wanted to cry, glad that she had found the right person in the first place.

After dinner, the couple walked to the cinema, brought their own popcorn and half a bottle of Coke, and waited for "Thai Embarrassment" to begin.

I have to say that "Thai Embarrassment" is a fairly qualified comedy genre film, and it inherits the character relationship of the first "People in Embarrassment".

Xu Zheng is the self-interested small businessman in the mid-life crisis, and Wang Baoqiang is the simple and kind grassroots, and the two are just a pair of brainless and unhappy.

As for Huang Bo, he changed the stereotype of gangsters and migrant workers, and became tricky and mean, not stealing the show, but definitely adding points.

Counting, there are more than 50 laughs in the whole film, and if the laughter is low, you can laugh from beginning to end.

In addition, although the investment was only 30 million, Xu Zheng still arranged big scenes, such as shemales, car chases, antique transactions and gangster confrontations.

The most terrible thing is that there are even special bed scenes, and the battle scenes are extremely tragic and rotten.

——For five minutes, Gao Jianguo felt that his three-pack abs were about to break with laughter.

Of course, a good comedy is not only funny, but also warm.

The warmth of Xu Zheng and Tao Hong's old husband and wife did not impress Gao Jianguo, but it was Wang Bao's mother-son warmth that made him cough slightly and twist his buttocks restlessly.

The daughter-in-law's tears were the opposite of his.

Seeing Xu Zheng sitting helplessly in the Civil Affairs Bureau, Tao Hong went and returned, and finally the two reunited, hugged each other tightly, and the daughter-in-law's chest began to rise and fall violently in the dark.

Gao Jianguo sighed lightly, a little guilty, but his eyes were reluctant to leave the big screen.

That guy starred in the first part, why is there no one in the second part.

Didn't you say that you had a good relationship with Huang Bo and Xu Zheng, did you quarrel?

"Do you see me wearing this, okay?" On the big screen, Wang Baoqiang wore a broken straw hat, a big vest, and a dialect.

Xu Zheng pointed to the studio not far away and said, "I didn't go to the beach last time, and the most important one will be made up for you." ”

Wang Baoqiang asked, "Then what pose do I have?"

Zhou Jin held the camera, turned his head and smiled, "As long as it's not better than scissor hands." ”

Xu Zheng said: "He's on a honeymoon, Lao Zhou, you take a beautiful picture." ”

"Hahaha......" There are smart audiences in the theater who understand this stalk.

Throughout the plot, Lao Zhou, who has never shown up, finally appeared, and he is really "Lao Zhou".

In a theater in the imperial capital, Liu Sisi laughed so much that tears came out, "You won't just take this one shot, Lao Zhou, hahaha...... You're miserable, too. ”

Zhou Jin pressed her head and turned to the big screen, "Look carefully, it's exciting." ”

"Hehe, hehe, hehe......"

I believe there must be smart readers who understand that this is the opening song of "Huanzhu Gege".

"Fan, Fan...... Bingbing ......" Wang Baoqiang was so excited that he couldn't understand what he said.

Accompanied by ancient and familiar music, Fan Bingbing, who was wearing beautiful hair, walked out, and there was an exclamation in the theater.

This easter egg is much more surprising than "Lao Zhou", and he really invited Fan Bingbing out for a honeymoon with Wang Bao.

After watching the two easter eggs, Gao Jianguo was extremely satisfied.

The moment Zhou Jin appeared, it was as if the agreement had been completed automatically.

The daughter-in-law is also very satisfied.

For more than an hour, it was funny and moving, just like doing an emotional massage, sweeping away the hard work of the year, so that I could regroup and face the boring life again.

This is the meaning of the Chinese New Year card.

When the two returned home, half a bottle of Coke had already been drunk, and a bucket of popcorn was still a little left, and Gao Jianguo left it for his daughter-in-law.

He looked at the miscellaneous watch on his wrist, "Well, it's only eight o'clock, I'll go out for a car run again." ”

The daughter-in-law didn't say much, took the thermos cup, filled him with water, and tightened the lid hard, "I'll be back when it's almost over." ”

"Hmm," Gao Jianguo responded, puffed up his chest, turned around and walked out.

He knew that his daughter-in-law's eyes must have fallen on his back.

On the other side, Zhou Jin and Liu Sisi held hands and took advantage of the night to wander on the sidewalk.

It was early winter, and it was so cold at night that Liu Sisi shrunk his neck into a down jacket and said, "I pushed off "Step by Step Horror". ”

Zhou Jin was thinking about things in his heart, and said: "Push it, push it, it's not a good drama anyway." ”

"But K always wanted to kill someone on the phone, and she must be very angry. ”

"If you're angry, you're angry, can she still ban you? Even if you really don't have any filming, I can support you," Zhou Jin patted his chest, and the release of "Thai Embarrassment" gave him a lot of confidence.

Sure enough, men still have to be rich.

"Who wants you to raise it, I'll raise you about the same," Liu Sisi wrinkled his nose and said: "But it's not enough to ban it, it's just that Mr. K said that she wants to come to the imperial capital to talk to you." ”

"Looking for me?" ......Zhou Jin didn't care, he had already guessed that there would be this day.

"Let's go, go home and sleep. ”

"It's only eight o'clock and you're going to bed, pig. ”

"Then we can have some supper first?"

"No, I'm afraid of being fat, I'm going to play games with my dad......"

The two were noisy, but their footsteps gradually synchronized, and they walked into the depths of the community together.