Text Text_Chapter 278 The long-lost kung fu of the rivers and lakes

Seeing this, Zheng Qian smiled with satisfaction, just when he fell down Changmao, he was just vigorously shaking the nerves of Changmao's body, just like a person who has been squatting for a long time, and then suddenly stood up, feeling that his legs are no longer his own numbness, or when the numb tendon of his elbow is touched, the same feeling of numbness as electric shock.

However, this is almost harsh on the ability to control the force, if the force is small, it cannot work, and if the force is large, it may backfire and cause damage to the long hair.

And Zheng Qian's next heavy blow on Long Mao's shoulder opened up the blood circulation of Long Mao's body, driving away all the paralyzing feelings, and only in this way did Long Mao stand up.

"Hey, the third child, come to the classroom, a new teacher came today, saying that he wants to call us the long-lost mastery on the rivers and lakes - Sunflower Point Acuman, do you want to come to learn? Ten minutes, if you don't come, forget it!"

"What?" the person on the other end of the phone looked incredulous, and soon, he heard the voice of getting up and getting dressed from the phone, "You wait, I'll be there soon!"

……

Soon, in less than ten minutes, the classroom was basically full of people.

Zheng Qian sat on the podium, crossed Erlang's legs, and threw the list to Changmao, "You come to roll call, and write it down for me if you don't arrive!"

Changmao was a little afraid when he saw Zheng Qian now, and when he heard this, he naturally had nothing to say, and seriously called the name, but in the end, only one person did not arrive, and all the others were due.

"What's the name of the one who didn't come?" Zheng Qian asked.

"Zhai Yan" said honestly with long hair.

Zheng Qian nodded, he was quite satisfied with this attendance rate on the first day, "Which of you informs him, if you don't come tomorrow, don't come in the future!"

As soon as these words came out, the long-haired face froze, and his face was full of strange colors.

But Zheng Qian didn't care about this, his gaze swept over the faces of those students, and finally got up and wrote five big characters on the blackboard with chalk.

"Students, you all want to learn this kung fu, right?" asked Zheng Qian with a smile on his face.

"That's not, don't want to learn what to do here?"

The girl wearing a baseball cap seemed to be in a relationship with Zheng Qianmao, and retorted without a word.

Zheng Qian was not angry, he looked at everyone and said, "Then let me ask you, do you know how many acupuncture points there are on a person's body? The answer is correct, I taught him the first move of the sunflower point acupuncture hand just now, that is, the one that just subdued the long hair!"

"Three hundred and sixty-five!" someone shouted.

"Four hundred and eighty!" someone shouted.

But Zheng Qiandu shook his head, although these people sit in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine of the Medical University, they don't even know the most basic human acupuncture points, it is conceivable that after they really graduate, it is good not to take the post of doctor, if they really go to the post of doctor, how much quack medicine must be.

But at this moment, the girl wearing a peaked cap stood up and said: "There are about 52 single acupoints around the human body, 309 double acupoints, 50 extrameridian acupoints, a total of 720 acupuncture points, and 108 vital acupoints, of which 72 acupoints are generally pointed, pressed, kneaded, etc. by massage techniques to not harm the human body, and the remaining 36 acupoints are fatal acupoints, commonly known as "dead acupoints". ”

"You're right!"

Zheng Qian nodded, "However, if you can say it without looking at your phone, then it counts!"

The girl was stunned and hid her phone.

"Sit down!" Zheng Qian waved his hand, "Learn kung fu, the most important thing is the basic skills, your basic skills are, first remember these 720 acupuncture points for me, who can remember clearly first, I will start to teach who the sunflower acupuncture point, otherwise, you don't even know the acupuncture points, I teach you kung fu is also a white teaching, you must know that there are dead points in people's bodies, if you are wrong, the consequences are unimaginable!"

After Zheng Qian's sentence was finished, the class fell silent.

"Teacher, you're fooling us, aren't you?"

Suddenly, a student stood up, stared at Zheng Qian, and asked, "Are you trying to trick us into studying in another way?"

Zheng Qian's eyebrows raised, "What? You don't believe that I can sunflower point acupuncture?

The boy who spoke was the boy who had just staged a live spring palace in the corner of the classroom, with a handsome and handsome face, no wonder there was never a shortage of girlfriends.

The boy continued: "Teacher, as far as I know, that so-called sunflower point acupuncture hand is fictional in martial arts novels at all, where can it really exist!"

"Don't you know if you try it?" Zheng Qian had a harmless smile on his face, I don't know why, that smile made people feel hairy in the bottom of his heart.

Finally, the boy said, "Teacher, I know your good intentions, but it's useless to me!"

Zheng Qian's brows furrowed, and he stared at the boy, "Is it really useless to learn this......?

When he spoke, Zheng Qian had a strange smile on his face.

The other classmates were all confused, but the boy who stood up and spoke was heartbroken, and his face became extremely ugly.

"Do you really want me to say it?" Zheng Qian continued.

Fan Shaoyang was about to cry with a smile on his face, and hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, teacher, I'll learn this sunflower acupuncture technique!"

However, at this time, someone noticed the expressions of Fan Shaoyang and the girl next to him, and guessed it at once.

"Fan Shao, you can't do this......"

"yes, one minute and twenty-five seconds is not enough time for me to pee!"

"You're not going to be wasted, are you?"

……

Everyone, you say a word to me, so that Fan Shaoyang can't wait to stuff his head into the crotch of his pants.

But at this time, Zheng Qian walked up to the stage, "You don't have to laugh at others, your body is not much better!"

"You...... You have a scar on your buttocks, has it started itching on a rainy day recently?" Zheng Qian's gaze swept over and pointed to a boy.

"And you, I've been watching less action movies lately, and I'm starting to get malnourished, and I can get my shoes wet when I pee in the wind, and if I continue like this, it will be wasted!"

"Don't laugh either, are your hemorrhoids cured?"

……

Zheng Qian pointed out the faults of more than a dozen students in one breath, both men and women, all of them staring at Zheng Qian like monsters.

"In this way, if you can write down these 720 acupuncture points, I promise, give it to you Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hands, and rule all these problems on your body!"

Zheng Qian said loudly.

"Teacher, you didn't lie to me?" The first person to speak was that Fan Shaoyang, his one minute and twenty-five seconds is a shame, if it can be cured, let alone let him recite 720 acupuncture points, that is, 7,200 acupuncture points, he will also memorize it correctly, you know, this is a sexual blessing related to his life!

On the spot, many students said that they would definitely write down those acupuncture points, and the entire ninth class had never studied as seriously as today.

At this time, Yuan Caiguo came over with his hands behind his back, he came to see Zheng Qian, the joke of the love action movie teacher, but as soon as he walked to the door, he was stunned, and thought that he had gone to the wrong classroom.