Sun Keyi's car is a red two-seater sports car, and the expensive price can be easily seen from the appearance alone. But Sun Keyi is different in the end, the rearview mirror hangs on a pair of bamboo chopsticks, and the car is not equipped with a leather interior, but a plush steering wheel cover, and there is a cute rabbit head in the center of the steering wheel, and there are two cute and cute fluffy short rabbit ears in the upper part. The seat is also a cloth cover, which may be due to the short use time and the smell of chemicals.

Li Yong drove Sun Keyi's car and walked on the road to Ziyu Villa. Li Yong sniffed the smell of the car, and thought to himself, no wonder Sun Keyi didn't care about his pirated tissues, it turned out that the interior of Sun Keyi's car was also a bargain, and what was the point of hanging a pair of chopsticks on the rearview mirror? Li Yong, who reluctantly agreed to Sun Keyi's request to live together, was still a little confused in his head, and still didn't understand why things were progressing so fast, he just took people up the mountain late at night, and originally only planned to squat outside Sun Keyi's house for one night, and then take a look at it from a distance in the morning, but it turned out to be Sun Keyi's fugue late at night, so Li Yong kicked Zhao Xiaoming with an idea, intending to officially meet Sun Keyi, but what he never expected was that Sun Keyi was also thinking about Li Yong, and soon asked Li Yong to get married.

Isn't it going to be too fast? It's fast, but whatever?

It's good to get married, the two of them live together, especially with Sun Keyi, Li Yong's cost of living will be reduced a lot, what rent, water, electricity, property, gas, car money, subway money, food money, and even phone bills, Sun Keyi has all taken care of it. Very good.

However, it is impossible for Li Yong to let Sun Keyi pay all the money, after all, Li Yong is also the new head of the Jiangnan Sword Sect, even if he is not really in power, he can't extinguish his prestige, and there is a measure to reach out to Sun Keyi to ask for money.

Is it possible for Sun Keyi to buy the apartment she lives in now?

Suddenly, Sun Keyi let out a fart. In the closed carriage, Sun Keyi let out a fart that was not loud or small. There are only Li Yong and Sun Keyi in the carriage, and Li Yong knows that he is not farting, so it is Sun Keyi.

After the fart sound, silence resumed in the carriage, but the way of silence was different, the silence in front was a comfortable silence, because Sun Keyi was happy in his heart, and Li Yong began to think about Sun Keyi's family property, and the two of them fell into thoughts, resulting in silence, although silent, both of them felt comfortable. The current silence is completely because Sun Keyi let out a fart, a loud fart, and this time the silence has changed its taste.

Maybe it's because Sun Keyi thinks too much, and her heart is full of the beautiful married life with Li Yong, maybe it's because somehow, Sun Keyi has long been no longer repulsive to Li Yong, just like an old husband and wife who has lived for many years, treating each other like her own body. In short, this loud fart was released so chicly. But when it was released, Sun Keyi realized that she and Li Yong really knew each other, and she had just passed twenty-four hours, and she was not ready to fart in person. After thinking about it, Sun Keyi decided to take the initiative to admit it and break the embarrassment of changing the taste. "I let out a fart. Sun Keyi was concise and to the point.

"You fart. Li Yong responded to Sun Keyi, "It's okay, everyone wants to fart, no one doesn't fart, it's normal to fart." In fact, when I was very young, I knew that everyone is going to eat and drink, in fact, I thought at first that only ugly people would burp and fart, and then I followed behind a beautiful sister to learn the truth of the matter, and it is no exaggeration to say that this even changed the way I looked at the world. Li Yong said slowly.

After Sun Keyi heard this, her face began to get hot, and she felt that Li Yong's story must have been created on the spot, but this time it was to comfort herself, and she was a little happy in her heart, "A fart will change your worldview?" Sun Keyi followed Li Yong's steps, slowly changing the topic and resolving the embarrassment.

"The world is cruel, everyone will be born, old, sick and die, you and I will both die, we will all shit and fart, and if we don't digest well, we will fart and fart. Li Yong didn't care about Sun Keyi's fart at the beginning, but just fell into some old things of his own. I see.

Sun Keyi was a little angry, feeling that Li Yong gave a step, and went down by himself, but found that it was a trap, so he began to talk nonsense: "I didn't fart, I didn't fart just now, I didn't have it before, and I won't do it in the future, I Sun Keyi didn't have it in my life, and I won't fart, that fart just now was obviously put by you, and you want to lie on my head, I won't admit it." ”

Li Yong wondered for a while, feeling that he clearly said that farting was a normal thing, why did Sun Keyi's reaction be so violent, although he didn't understand Sun Keyi's mental journey, but after listening to Sun Keyi's words, Li Yong found a loophole, "You won't admit it." ”

Although Sun Keyi distorted the facts, and understood that Li Yong knew that he had distorted the facts, Sun Keyi decided not to admit that he had distorted the facts, so he said: "I won't admit that I put that fart just now, and I won't admit the fact that I can fart, in the future, we will be together, all the farts I put are yours, you know." Finally, Sun Keyi escaped the embarrassment by brainwashing herself, and deceived herself to solve many embarrassments in the long years to come. Sun Keyi even began to admire herself.

Li Yong listened to Sun Keyi's words and felt that this was a manifestation of Sun Keyi's oppression of himself, obviously it wasn't my fart, how could it be mine, not only what happened was distorted, but what was going to happen in the future was also distorted in advance. Although Li Yong has made up his mind that he will spend Sun Keyi's money in the future, this kind of distortion that goes against the facts is unacceptable to Li Yong.

Li Yong was about to open his mouth and fight for some rights for his future life, but he heard another "bang", followed by the sound of a long balloon leaking.

Sun Keyi farted again. This fart not only made a loud sound like the previous fart, but also gave off a strong smell. Li Yong knew that this fart was put by Sun Keyi, and Sun Keyi also knew that this fart was released by himself.

Sun Keyi took the lead and said, "Why did you fart again, and you still stink." ”

Li Yong opened the window and responded, "Why did you fart again, and it still stinks." ”