Next, please enjoy the cross talk "On Tease", performers: Li Dehua, Liu Wenliang. ”

The host stepped down from the stage, applause rose in response, and dozens of die-hard fans rushed up with flowers and gifts, waiting for the two to come on stage to receive the gifts.

has not yet performed is a bunch of flowers and gifts, in the cross talk world, this Juxing Pavilion is afraid that it is the only one.

This session lasts about ten minutes, because there are so many gifts and all kinds of gifts.

Over the years, Liu Wenliang has received all kinds of gifts, including a couplet, customized portraits and clay sculptures given to them by fans, shopping cards inserted into flowers, and room cards hidden in envelopes, but these things involving money and morality, he will return them to those fans and will not accept them at all.

Of course, he's also received some other weird gifts, such as leftover pies, freshly baked cold noodles on the side of the road, and a smoking filter.

Yes, he likes to smoke.

He can't help but like to smoke, drink, and burn his hair.

I remember a night performance a few years ago, he drank from morning to afternoon, forgot about the performance, and asked the apprentices to carry it over, and he didn't know what he said when he got on stage, but fortunately, Andy Lee's cross talk skills were thick enough, otherwise it would definitely be a major performance accident.

He also learned to restrain his addiction to alcohol and smoking, and Juxing Pavilion is getting better and better, getting bigger and bigger.

Looking back more than ten years or even decades, how can there be such a good life?

At that time, no one who spoke cross talk outside the system could live, and during the day, he said on the street that he couldn't earn three or five yuan a day for cross talk, and he had to pull a cart to wash dishes and do odd jobs at night.

For what?

For cross talk.

If you want to make money with your dreams, you have to use money to support your dreams first.

At that time, he had made movies, received commercials, and acted in TV series, what work had he never done with the ups and downs?

As a graduate of a prestigious school, as a cross talk actor in the system, he resolutely followed Andy Li out and said cross talk in Juxing Pavilion.

There is no guarantee, it depends on God to be hungry every day.

What can they do?

You can't do anything, you can only create.

Who cares where you come from, who cares if you are starving or not? If you come to an audience and pay ten or eight yuan, you can give him a private lecture for an afternoon or even until late at night.

The poor stand on the cross street and play with ten steel knives, unable to hook the flesh and blood of their relatives;

Rich people dance knives, guns and sticks in the deep mountains and old forests, and they can't break up the unrighteous guests.

The gun in the hand of the big hero can't withstand the three words hunger, cold, poverty, three words.

Heroes are not necessarily heroes.

After all the hard work, he finally saw the flowers and knew the lantern story.

To borrow a phrase often said by Andy Lee: That night, I also dreamed of a million soldiers.

Sometimes he also sighs that God is fair after all.

When a person works hard enough, the heavens will help him as well.

That's the case with the Gathering Star Pavilion.

It has grown up from a young age, and has been reported and cursed by "professionals in the spring and snow", and has also experienced the kicking and smashing of the stadium by the "bright-eyed audience with three views and integrity", and has also experienced the departure and betrayal of the "unbearable conscience disciples......

But it is up after all.

Not only did it get up, but it also became the largest and most influential cross talk group in the world so far.

Tickets for commercial performances in large and small theaters are bound to be sold out within an hour, and there are hundreds or even thousands of commercial performances every year, which have become popular with dozens of cross talk actors.

Which cross talk group can do this?

Looking at the end of the world, there is only Juxing Pavilion.

"I haven't come here for many years, and I always change the new person with the old look. The fathers of the country can tolerate me and not make the world make evil money. You are my food and clothing parents, Li Dehua and Liu Wenliang represent more than 400 cross talk artists in Juxing Pavilion, thank you. ”

Liu Wenliang just watched Andy Li finish saying this, and then bowed to the audience as usual.

With sincere gratitude and respect for the art of cross talk.

Today's first show is "On Tease", which is an old cross talk.

This cross talk is also called "Teasing and Contending", and it can also be called "Eight Bu Nuo", which is very classic.

And such a classic joke, Liu Wenliang will go to thousands of paragraphs.

He can hold it, and he holds it very well.

Because the idea of cross talk is too long, and he is praising the head of Juxing Pavilion Li Dehua, he is called the queen of cross talk.

But he always kept a humble heart.

didn't want a share of Juxingge, and didn't really regard himself as an old-timer of cross talk.

He will always be a primary school student in the cross talk world.

A true master must always keep a humble heart.

Liu Wenliang doesn't feel like a master, but he is definitely humble enough.

"I'm Andy Lee, a primary school student in the cross talk world. ”

"Oh, are you still a schoolboy?"

"Yes, but you're different. ”

"Why am I different?"

"Everyone knows you when you come here!"

"Ouch, that's not a good idea. ”

"Acquaintance is acquaintance, or I still have to introduce it. ”

"Oh, yes. ”

"This ......"

Familiar lines, casual expression, Liu Wenliang enjoyed the process of performing on stage.

He likes to see the audience laugh because of the burden, and at that time, he can feel a full sense of satisfaction.

Of course, unlike Andy Lee's more monolithic hobbies, Liu Wenliang has many hobbies.

For example, raising a bird, fighting a cricket, playing a grasshopper, acting in a play, making a movie, participating in a rock club, etc.

Liu Wenliang loves to play, as long as it is fun, he has to mix his feet, although he is now fifty-one, but his playfulness is still undiminished.

Travel, take pictures, send videos, what is new to play, what is fun to play.

Of course, pornography, gambling and drugs are not played.

He has a very clear bottom line in his heart, knowing what can be played and what cannot be touched.

His biggest regret in this life is that as a graduate of the directing department of Beijing Film Co., Ltd., he has not shot or starred in any successful and excellent movies.

It is a pity that the top students are not able to make use of the knowledge they have learned.

Cross talk, near the end.

"It's been more than thirty years since your father died, why are you still here?"

"Wait here for me!"

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

Bow, step down, change actors.

After a performance of ten minutes and dozens of minutes, drink saliva, take a break, and the third scene, they are still on it.

Today is a special session for Andy Li and Liu Wenliang, and they are destined to be more tired.

However, both of them are in good spirits and in good shape now.

After getting off the stage, Liu Wenliang unbuttoned his coat, lit a cigarette, and leisurely opened his mobile phone to look at Weibo.

"These days, there are no hot spots, to say that the only interesting ......," Liu Wenliang muttered, "It's just that Tomokazu Yamamoto actually wants to film with an emerging artist." ”

"Tomokazu Yamamoto, Japanese?" said Andy Lee.

"Hmm. Liu Wenliang took a deep puff ......of cigarette and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, "Yes, it's a great director." ”

"You graduated from Beiying, you know, I don't know much about the film and television industry. Andy Lee shrugged.

Li Dehua put on his reading glasses, picked up a book he carried with him, and flipped through it.

He doesn't smoke and doesn't drink much now.

Drink less and eat more, this is what he asks of himself.

"Anyway, it's very powerful, I've been making movies in Europe and the United States before, and I was supposed to be hired by Hollywood, but people have the backbone, so I chose to go it alone, and now I come to China, saying that I have always liked Chinese culture and want to make a movie in China. ”

"Such a powerful director, filming with a new artist?" asked Andy Lee.

"Who knows? Maybe this artist named Meng Zuo has something unique. ”

"Meng Zuo? ”

"Is it familiar?" Liu Wenliang said with a smile, "Now the songs that those children play every day in our backstage are sung by him." ”

"Oh? Looks like it's still amazing. ”

"Yes......" Liu Wen nodded his head, but found that the phone vibrated a little.

It was a message, a phone number he had never seen before.

He clicked on it and looked closely, and the next moment, it suddenly lost color.

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I have always liked Deyun Club very much, I have always liked cross talk, and I also respect Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

I can't say they taught me how to behave, but I did learn a lot from them.

There is no gentleman who does not raise artists, saying that writing books is actually an art, thank you in advance for your support!