Like many Hong Kong films, Hong Kong is a kaleidoscopic world, with a mix of dragons and snakes, and everyone has it.

In Hong Kong, in addition to officials, rich people, civilians, and gangsters, there are many large and small generals, and even the legendary "Eight Generals of a Thousand Gates".

To be precise, the so-called "Thousand Doors and Eight Generals" is actually a small fraud group. According to the different types of work in a small team, it is divided into "positive, mentioning, reverse, off, wind, fire, removal, and rumor".

Zheng will be the protagonist of the operation, Ti will be a military advisor, the anti will be a spy, the general will help get out, the wind will collect information, the fire will be the thug, in addition to the will be responsible for negotiations, and the rumors will be responsible for spreading rumors.

Qi Wanda is a member of the "Thousand Doors and Eight Generals", nicknamed "Thousand Ghosts". Originally, he was the "general" among the eight generals, responsible for planning the layout, finding the water fish to deceive.

It's a pity that he is not specialized in business, and he is riddled with bad luck in takeout, and he has done ten transactions, and he can mess up nine times, either he was found out by the water fish at a critical moment, or the police happened to be dispatched to investigate, and he pit a lot of teammates.

Qi Wanda didn't realize it, he always felt that he was fine, but the people who worked with him were too stupid, so he started to work alone.

After more than a month of precise screening and layout, he finally targeted a fat woman who likes to speculate in stocks in Yau Ma Tei.

The fat woman is extremely ugly, she likes to wear heavy makeup, she has no knowledge at all, but she likes to pretend to understand.

Qi Wanda pretended to be a stockbroker, looking for an opportunity to get close to this fat woman, drinking tea, eating Western food, and drinking coffee...... In the end, he used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to gain the trust of the other party.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Qi Wanda opened a room in the hotel, made a small candlelight dinner, and then tricked her into taking out 300,000 yuan to invest in her own stocks in a very "romantic" atmosphere, saying that these stocks are in a good situation and will definitely make money.

The fat woman is not an idle person, her eyes are like silk, like a cat staring at a mouse, licking her red lips and saying very hungrily, as long as Qi Wanda can agree to her little request, 300,000, there will be no problem!

The results are clear.

For the sake of his own career, Qi Wanda closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, so he could only compromise and make every effort to eat milk in bed to conquer this fat woman weighing one hundred and sixty pounds.

The fat woman was comfortably served by Qi Wanda, and she didn't break her promise, so she went to the bank to withdraw money from him the next day. Qi Wanda waited outside the bank beautifully, waiting for 300,000 yuan to arrive, so that he could fly away.

But this dead fat woman talked to her husband on the phone in the bank, and his husband was simply a mixed figure on the road, and when he heard this, he knew that there was something strange in it, and immediately led his brother to drive there.

Here, the fat woman just took out the money, looked around outside and found the sneaky Qi Wanda, and was about to hand over the money to him to help invest, when a truck stopped abruptly, and three or four big men jumped down from the car, one of the big men held a watermelon knife and shouted as soon as he saw Qi Wanda: "You hit the street, dare to lie to my wife, I killed you!"

Qi Wanda saw that this person was none other than the famous loan shark boss "Gao Ligui" in Yau Ma Tei, who was ruthless and didn't say anything, chopped off people's hands and feet at every turn, and knew that he was in trouble, and he didn't dare to ask for money, so he ran away.

If this is just a simple thousand people without a thousand successes, the fraud failure incident is forgotten, after all, everyone is mixed on the road, look up and don't look down, and there is nothing to lose to each other, as long as you apologize for your sins, you can solve it satisfactorily by setting up a few tables of banquets.

But Qi Wanda made a fatal mistake, that is, he should not have given the fat woman.

Although "Gao Ligui" kills people without blinking, he is a heavy taster, and he is very good to his fat wife, this time he learned that he was a "green turtle", and he was absolutely furious, and he searched for Qi Wanda all over the city for several days, and said that if he caught Qi Wanda, he would reward 30,000 bonuses.

him a lung!

Hong Kong is such a big place, and Gao Ligui is making such a fuss, making Qi Wanda more famous than the Governor of Hong Kong on the road. In order to save his life, Qi Wanda had no choice but to roll up the cover and run away, and ran to the mainland on a fishing boat in the dark.

As soon as he thought of his dark and unbearable history, Qi Wanda was full of bitter tears.

Who knows, in order to gain the trust of the fat woman, how much perseverance did he burst out to sleep with the fat woman?

Who knows, the bloody mouth, one hundred and sixty pounds of fat, and the sound of killing pigs, think about it, it's all a nightmare.

At this moment, carrying a briefcase containing 10,000 yuan, Qi Wanda felt a little comforted in his heart.

It is still easy for mainlanders to deceive, have low IQs, and are easy to trust people.

Thinking about it again, I have suffered so much, I ran away from Hong Kong to the mainland, I haven't eaten a good meal, I haven't drunk a bottle of good wine, compared to my life in Hong Kong, it's a world and a place, now it's okay, I have money, and I can be chic again.

But where to go now?

......

Caesar's business has been super hot in the past two days.

Perhaps because the news of "pole dancing" was spread, many customers happily came, so that the originally spacious song and dance hall still seemed crowded and crowded.

As a Hong Kong person, although he ran over, Qi Wanda still held his high profile as a "Hong Kong person", holding a briefcase under his arm like a big boss, and looked left and right as soon as he entered the dance hall.

Not to mention anything else, the equipment and facilities of this song and dance hall are not comparable to the famous "big rich" in Hong Kong.

Also, quality, what is quality? I have never seen the world, and I am like a hillbilly if I have money. What kind of red wine do you drink to mix with Jianlibao, do you know red wine? What the hell is Jianlibao? There are 7-up, is Coca-Cola delicious?

In short, Qi Wanda couldn't look at everything in the dance hall, and felt that the mainland was still poor, and he had to stay in this kind of place for a long time.

"Sir, what's that...... What can I serve you?" a waiter approached and stammered in question, interrupting Qi Wanda's chaotic thoughts.

Qi Wanda glanced at the other party, he was a little fat man, with a peach heart, with a simple smile on his face---Well, he smiled like an idiot.

"Do you know how to speak Cantonese?" Qi Wanda pushed his black-framed glasses with his fingers and looked at each other with slanted eyes.

"Well, I'm not familiar with that. ”

"I'm not familiar, I just don't understand!" Qi Wanda stared at the little fat man with contempt. "Your cabaret is for baating? ”

"Me, I just came to work today. ”

"Oh, it's a novice!" Qi Wanda's contempt in his eyes increased a little, "Do you know that I am from Hong Kong? A novice like you who doesn't know anything in Hong Kong will be kicked every minute!"

The waiter, --- Zhu Fugui, couldn't help but scratch his head, he didn't speak Cantonese very well, and he couldn't understand the other party's words, but he guessed that the other party's meaning should not be a good thing.

Seeing Zhu Fugui showing this idiot again, Qi Wanda knew that he was "talking with chickens and ducks" just now.

"Idiot!" Qi Wanda threw Zhu Fugui a disdainful look, and said impatiently: "Don't say so much, you find me a seat first!"

Zhu Fugui finally understood what it meant, so he bowed jerkily and made an invitation gesture, leading Qi Wanda towards the wine booth in front.

But because the business of the dance hall is so hot tonight, that all the drinks and booths are booked.

In addition, Zhu Fugui started work here on the first day, and the business was not proficient, so he took Qi Wanda to pull and grind like a donkey, and went around the dance hall again and again.

Qi Wanda thought he was smart, but he followed Zhu Fugui's ass like a fool and went around and around, until he finally understood, and couldn't help but rush to Zhu Fugui and shouted at him: "Dead fat boy! You idiot, I'm here to play, not to take a walk with you!

Zhu Fugui has always worked in a factory, and he uses all his strength, not his mouth, and he was stunned when he encountered this kind of thing.

Fortunately, at this time, Wang Xiaofeng, who was promoted by Song Zhichao to be the supervisor, rushed over when he heard the news.

If it was other waiters who offended the guests, Wang Xiaofeng would criticize and educate him as soon as possible, but now the entire dance hall knows that this guy named Zhu Fugui is the "parachute" introduced to the dance hall by Song Zhichao, and he is also Song Zhichao's cousin.

Who is Song Zhichao?

It was a terrifying presence in Caesar's Cabaret.

In addition, he is also his Wang Xiaofeng's great benefactor, without Song Zhichao's promotion, he would not be able to sit in Diao Jiahua's position now.

Because of this, after learning the truth of the matter, Wang Xiaofeng not only did not criticize Zhu Fugui, but comforted him and said that he had to work hard and study seriously, and he couldn't do things in a dance hall in a hurry.

Turning around, Wang Xiaofeng confessed his mistake to Qi Wanda instead of Zhu Fugui, saying that he was not well prepared in the dance hall and had no extra drinks for the time being.

Qi Wanda ran away from Hong Kong to the mainland, and after being aggrieved for so long, it was rare to find a channel to vent, and he immediately refused to give up, saying that he came all the way from Hong Kong, and you have this service attitude? I want to complain to you! I want to be afraid of heights! I want to ask the boss to fire you squid!

While they were arguing, a rough voice said, "Bian said he was from Hong Kong?" Immediately, he saw a bald man walking out of the crowd with a smile.