Today is Sunday, there is nothing to do, Gao Yi slept lazily, and it was half past eight in bed. The entire dormitory was empty, except for the sound of the fourth child working on his wife.

"Fourth, why are you still fiddling with the computer?"

"Oh, I'm watching the news, do you remember that guy you hacked the other day?"

"The Japanese Ministry of Defense?"

"Yes. Now they're offering a $10 million bounty to catch this daring hacker, haha!"

"Why, 10 million, Damn! Lao Tzu is worth 10 million dollars?"

"It's not RMB, the third child, you're excited!"

"Oh, yes...... Why not the renminbi?"

The exchange rate between the renminbi and the U.S. dollar in this world is 20 to 1, and the renminbi is the common currency of the world.

"Third child, I haven't asked you for the past few days, how did you do it?"

"Hehe, if this ....... is said to be a coincidence, do you believe it?"

"Cut! Hurry up! I'm in for a treat at noon today!"

"You want to buy me for a meal?"

"Then what do you want?" the fourth man waved his fist viciously, but thinking of the situation when he was picked up by Gao Yi that day....... he rolled his eyes helplessly......

"Third child, please. Tell me quickly! Big deal I'll lend you my wife to play a game!"

"Hmph, that's pretty much it!"

"Then you don't want to talk about it quickly?!"

"Doom...... My shoulders are sore......"

"Hehe, I'll rub ...... for you"

"Well, that's comfortable...... The left point, yes, that's it, a little harder...... Oops! It hurts!"

Gao Yi covered his head and looked at the fourth child, who didn't know when there was an extra wine bottle in his hand, and sneered at him. Raised his hand and made a gesture of surrender,

"Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell...... Actually, they are really idiots, putting the virus all in two words - Tokyo!"

"Huh, isn't it?"

"Yes......"

"Really?"

"Really ......"

"Wow ......"

The fourth child was completely speechless......

"Where's the boss?"

"Oh, Boss, they're going to sell something. ”

"Sell something, sell what?"

"They went to the wholesale market early in the morning, saying that they were buying some daily necessities to sell to freshmen. Earn some money and go to dinner together in the evening. ”

"Oh, let's go see?"

"Okay, it's okay anyway, the computer that has been hacked for two weeks was done by you in half an hour, it's very shameless, and I don't bother to touch my wife...... It's not bad to hang out and have fun. ”

"Well, let's go. ”

The two locked the door and went out, came to the stall of the boss and a few people, and saw the sad faces of a few people and knew that business was not very good.

"Boss, fifth, why are there only two of you?

"The two of them went to return the goods...... Business isn't good......."

"What are you selling?"

"Washbasins, towels, toothbrushes...... Anyway, there are daily necessities. ”

Gao Yi looked at the stalls around him, most of them were these things, and he couldn't help but shake his head,

"Boss, are you all reincarnated pigs?"

"Third child, please don't insult animals like pigs, okay?"

"Damn, fourth, shut up!"

"Cut! It is! If you don't say it, you won't say it......"

"Boss, so many people sell these things, why should others buy yours?"

"Yes, you have a way, third child?"

Gao Yi touched his chin and thought about it, and said

"Boss, you call the second child and ask them to come back with a hundred binoculars when they come back. ”

"Huh, what do you want a telescope for?"

"Hehe, you don't care about this, do you want to make money?"

"Yes, the pigs don't want to make money! I'm going to call them." ”

"Oh, by the way, let them in fifty more sets of curtains. ”

"What do you want curtains for?"

"Damn, hurry up and call, and wait to finish earning money and drink together!"

"Oh, okay, hehe, right away, right away!"

"Hey, second brother, are you coming back? No, that's good, go in a hundred binoculars, and come back with fifty sets of curtains! Why? Oh, you don't care, anyway, the money will go to the third child! ”

"Damn, boss, you bastard, why do you have all the money on my head?"

"Doom...... Hey, what's this...... Third child, is your idea right? Anyway, the money you earn is yours, and I won't rob you......"

The fourth child really couldn't look at it, and despised the boss fiercely. And the fifth turned his head and pretended not to know the boss.

After about 20 minutes, Lao Er and Lao Liu came back with two large boxes.

"Hey, come and help!"

"Oh, good!"

A few people put their things in order, and Gao Yi stopped a few freshmen who were obviously freshmen.

"Hey, you guys come here!" Gao Yi deliberately kept his voice low, as if it was very mysterious.

Several people looked left and right, and Gao Yi said again

"What do you see?

"Oh, what's the matter with the seniors? Hey hey ......"

"Hey, do you live in Building 2?"

"yes, we freshmen live there. What's the matter with the seniors? Or do you fall in love with that freshman cutie? We can help!"

"Damn, now I've got something good to find you!"

"What's the good thing?" said a few people looked suspicious.

"Across the street from you is the girls' dormitory, don't you want to see beautiful women?"

"Yes, of course!"

Several people looked obscene, and the eldest and fourth ran to the side and muttered

"Hey, why do you look at them more obscene than us?"

"Damn! I'm more obscene than you, I'm not obscene at all, okay?"

"Okay, since you want to see beautiful women, then, seniors help you! Look, what is this?"

"Quacks?"

"Hehe....... come here, come here!"

Several people put their heads together, and Gao Yi muttered to them for a while, and then several people were satisfied, and each bought a telescope and left.

"Hey, the third one, the cow, you sold a telescope for ten yuan for fifty yuan a ......."

"Ha, wait, this is just the beginning, there will be a lot of fun in a while!"

Sure enough, after a short while, the boys came to Gao Yi's booth, they paid for the telescope and ran away in a hurry, and more than 100 telescopes were sold out in an hour.

"......How's it going?"

"Wow, the third child, it's amazing!"

"Damn, boss, why do you use this face? Tell you, don't think about a penny! Don't even think about a penny!"

"Cut! The curtains haven't been sold out yet! Don't cry with me when the time comes!"

"Let's wait and see the show!"

"Cut!"

Gao Yi looked at a few more girls and called out to them

"Hey, those beauties, come here, schoolgirl, call you!"

"Senior, what are you doing? We are not ready to fall in love for the time being, bye-bye!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Since you're not ready to fall in love, you must buy my curtains!"

"Why?"

"Let me ask you, are you facing the freshman dormitory?"

"yes!"

"Do you have no curtains in your dorm building?"

"yes!

"Hehe, you must buy it!"

"Why?"

"Because each boy has a telescope!, ......"

"Gah?"

More exciting is here, so stay tuned for the follow-up