Chapter 362: Prison Escape Master-Brother Pingtou [Asking for a Reward]
Ye Tian was distracted at this time, but the sailors in the live broadcast room saw it and immediately exploded.
"it, be careful!"
"Damn! so fast, anchor, hide!"
"It's... Could it be that this is lost in the rivers and lakes, and the monkey picks peaches???"
"Nima! so ruthless! This flat-headed brother is so ruthless!"
"Damn! I didn't believe before, how can a wild animal know how to find human weaknesses, but now I believe it. ”
"Nima!
"I'm a little scared to look at it!"
"Nima! The anchor has become a eunuch now. ”
.......
For a while, the live barrage was full of sympathy.
Everyone knows what parts of a man are most important.
If this place is hit hard, it will be like lightning strikes me.
That kind of sourness, I believe many men have experienced it.
Some sailors couldn't bear to continue watching and turned their heads away.
And at this very moment.
Ye Tian suddenly turned his head, and directly looked at the flat-headed brother who rushed forward, and suddenly the whole person exploded.
"Iron!"
The whole person retreated suddenly, and at the same time, without hesitation, instinctively used a life-saving trick, his skin was as hard as iron for a moment, and then his right hand was waved up, and he slapped down without hesitation.
The movements are like flowing water, not abrupt at all, and it is very pleasing to the eye.
Duang~
Brother Pingtou didn't see clearly, he only felt that his hands were empty, and at the same time, a dark shadow appeared in the sky, and he only heard the sound of iron hitting his skull.
Immediately, the whole head was struck like lightning.
Burst~~
The whole little head was directly punched into the dirt by the huge force, and the ass was still outside, and the posture was very bewitching.
For a while, it only felt like the whole world was dark!
Ye Tian VS Brother Pingtou~!
In the first round, Ye Tiansheng!
Ye Tian's whole body was tense, and he was also scared into a cold sweat.
Mom sold batches and was almost hit the point.
I just feel cold underneath,! If this is hit, it will be fine.
What about the two girlfriends in the family?
What about happiness in the future?
This creature is so damn dangerous!
"Stupid system, don't come to the news at a critical moment next time, almost killed your father, do you want the black-haired person to send the white-haired person?" Ye Tian complained without hesitation in his heart.
System: "......"
Mom sells batches, and now I'm going to be scolded for giving rewards!
The sailors were also stunned by this sudden scene.
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"Oh! I don't even see it. ”
"I didn't see it clearly at all, and the flat-headed brother fell!"
"Oh my God, the anchor is awesome!"
"This reflex is awesome!"...
"I am the anchor of the society, and there are not many cruel words!"
"Puff~ Brother Pingtou's appearance at this time, his head was stuck in the dirt, which made me laugh. ”
"23333....Brother Pingtou won't die! ”
"The anchor reacted at the last moment, my God, this reaction is amazing!"
.......
This wave of reversal made everyone stunned, many people thought that Ye Tian must have been planted this time, after all, he was distracted and was sneak attacked, but he never expected that at the last moment, Ye Tian actually reacted, and successfully counterattacked.
Coupled with the previous foreshadowing, the existence of the world's most fearless animals, which can kill cheetahs and lions, is now standing there with his butt facing the sky and his head down, in an upside-down posture.
For a while, the screen was full.
Ye Tian also breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed for a moment, and then showed a smiling face.
He flicked the dust on his body very pretendically, and said: "Well, Xiaoxiang, you dare to sneak attack me, you have to let me make a move, if I make a move, even I am afraid, you see, I know the consequences." ”
"Poof~"
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"Hahaha~~ This force, I'll give full marks!"
"This force me to only give 82 points, and I will give you the rest!"
"In terms of pretending, except for the anchor, I haven't served anyone. ”
"I made a move, even I was afraid, 23333... I almost believed it!"
"Hahahahaha~~"
.......
Ye Tian stepped forward and picked up the honeycomb that the flat-headed brother threw away, it was really not small, there was a lot of honey in it, and his face was beautiful.
said: "Now it's okay, there is honey to eat." ”
For a while, the faces of the sailors in the live broadcast room looked wonderful.
Well, I've seen a shameless person, I've never seen such a shameless person, actually snatching something in the hands of a small animal, what is the difference between this and an adult grabbing a children's lollipop.
The same brazenness, the same shamelessness.
And at this very moment.
The flathead with his butt facing the sky and his head down moved, twisting his body, and his four paws were forceful, as if he was pulling his head.
"it, turn around. ”
"Brother Pingtou is not dead, turn around quickly!"
"Damn! It's not dead, at that time, I heard that, boss!"
Ye Tian saw the barrage, and immediately turned around, only to see Brother Pingtou pull it out suddenly, and his whole body sat backwards.
Gollum ~ Gollum ~~
Because of the excessive force, I did pull my head out, but my whole body rolled into a ball and turned over several times.
Then he got up, and the whole thing was like being drunk, staggering, and looking stupid and cute.
Of course Ye Tian knows that that slap can't kill Brother Pingtou, and he doesn't look at Brother Pingtou's anti-beating style, this thing is a well-known anti-beating physique in nature, sometimes, cheetahs and lions, just because they can't bite it, finally give up eating it.
Go and catch other prey.
So, how helpless it is.
However, he didn't expect this flat-headed brother to recover so quickly, which was a bit unexpected to him.
"Wow~ Brother Pingtou is so cute!"
"It's cute!
"I really want to raise one! Anchor, where is this thing sold?"
Ye Tian couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw that there was a barrage and wanted to raise a honey badger, and said: "That sailor who said he wanted to raise Brother Pingtou, I'm afraid you haven't lost your mind!"
Without waiting for the sailors to ask, Ye Tian said directly: "Let me tell you a story, there is a protected area, there are two honey badgers, the highest is to keep them in a cage, there is a latch on the cage, and the latch is specially tied to the wire, but the next day, they pulled out the wire, opened the latch and ran away!"
Then the reserve or the fight with the honey badgers began, locked in the tin house, and then they dug holes in the ground and ran, honey badgers are very good at digging holes, and then in order to prevent the two honey badgers from escaping, the reserve directly built a high wall with cement, and the ground was also very deep under the foundation, at first the two honey badgers did not know what to do.
And then they ran again two days later, because they found that they ran to the top of the tree inside, and then bent the branches with their body weight to the wall and set up a ladder and ran away, and the reserve also found out about the problem, so they cut down the tree inside!
Do you think that's the end of it? And then two days later they ran away, and the honey badger dug all the stones out of the ground and piled them up in a corner, and piled them up into a hill! The staff of the reserve picked them up again, and finally settled down for a few days.
But a few days later, they ran away again! Because it was raining one day, the two goods took advantage of the rain, and then kneaded the mud into mud balls, and then piled them up again in the corner.
Do you think that's the end of it?"